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Quote# 13298

During my devotion I asked God what he want me to do. I opened my bible and it opened to Deuteronomy. I thought of a number 1 - 100 and I choose 4. I read all verse 4's in the two revealed pages. In those pages.... it basically said that I were to minister to my old friends. Bring them closer to GOD. Thats how GOD told me his plan for my life. And I plan to follow through it.

~*mArCkEeShA*~, MySpace 33 Comments [7/24/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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#430891
Nibien

One time I rolled a die and it was a 20 so I knew it was a critical strike.

3/12/2008 2:39:15 AM
#430905
Brenz

Jebus, Deuteronomy? You got exquisitely lucky you didn't have to stone someone.

3/12/2008 2:55:34 AM
#430962
Snafui

Wow, Christian Roulette! I should get a patent on this and sell it as a game for morons.

3/12/2008 4:21:40 AM
#431048
apYrs

not going to have many "Old" friends left if you fundie-babble them

3/12/2008 7:46:32 AM
#431183
Brain_In_A_Jar

Umm, dude? What you did qualifies as divination. Your book says you'll burn for that.

3/12/2008 11:36:20 AM
#431242
Heather

Good luck with that one, will you let us know how quickly it takes for your friends to stop coming to see you?

3/12/2008 12:37:35 PM
#431244
Ranger Joe

Magic 8 Ball for Jesus Award?

3/12/2008 12:42:03 PM
#431472
Canadiest

cherry picking with a twist of numerology, only proves the Bible repeats itself and is so vague you can even draw a conclusion this way

3/12/2008 4:23:42 PM
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