The LGBT crowd is trying to create some kind of sex zombies. Go to one of those “pride” marches in San Francisco and see what you see.
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"sex zombies"
A zombie movie idea?
The undead want to seduce or rape the living, not eat them. Because every time any of them orgasm from having sex with/raping a living partner, the zombie becomes indistinguishable from how he/she looked taking their last breath in life. All skills and knowledge they had at the time of their last day alive comes back.
This effect is only temporary, though. After about 48 hours, it starts wearing off. The zombie begins slowly returning to looking and moving like a walking corpse and the restored life skills gradually slips from their memory. They need more sex with a live person.
And if the zombie bites their living partner/rape victim hard enough during the act, that person dies and becomes a new sex zombie.
I've seen scenes on TV from Pride marches here in Sweden, and they are usually a sea of happy people; children, teenagers, adults and old people, singing and dancing and having a great time together. Politicians participate too, even the leader of the (for Sweden) very conservative Christian Democrat party.
Sex zombies, not so much.
Subterfuge at a Pride Rally:
"I swear I'm just here to be revolted by the sex zombies. Yes, I know I'm wearing glitter eyeshadow and dancing with the shirtless dude on that float, but this is all undercover work".
I saw a lot of sexy people, but none of 'em were zombies.
...hm.
Anyone got plans on Halloween? I have an idea for a parade...
sex zombies
I thought that'd been covered in the hentai doujinshi of Shoji Sato's "Highschool of the Dead": by Shoji Sato?!
...but I prefer the ones by Fei (Maidoll).
Yuuko the Dimensional Witch in CLAMP's "xxxHOLiC" is a zombie. Certainly a sexy one.
Someone needs to take a break from Shantae hentai for a few days.
@Malingspann :
Already been done. A few times, in fact. The Spunking Dead comes to mind (you can never unlearn the things you learn watching The Cinema Snob).
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