I'm thinking these atheist turds really need to take this up with the one and only God...It's time to stop pussy footing around this issue...there is NO other religion than Christianity, and if you want to go to Heaven, that's the only way.
You don't get there thru any of these false religions we Christians are forced to give lip service to.....time for this crap to end......
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Cool, we would if only he showed up for once, for example in a courtroom? In the meantime though, refrain from trying to do your boss`s work and just lay down ya crook.
Um, you don't get to decide that. People choose their faiths, or are born into them, or have none. It's a private matter so pray in secret as you were told and stop beating other people over the head with a lawbook you don't even keep. Even when things are vastly simplified to, 'Love God and your neighbour' you jackasses still find ways to fuck it up.
So who is in hell?
Nietzsche, musicians, Pagans, atheists, scientists, tattoo artists, etc
Who's in heaven?
You need to work on your threats. You make hell sound great
What do atheists have to do with religions that aren't Christianity? Atheists don't belive in any gods, nor do they believe in heaven, so what is bitching at them about "Wan tru fait" gonna do? And who said that we want to get into heaven (yknow, the one we don't believe in.)?
We're ready to take it up with any and all gods. Just bring your guy to, say, the International Court of Justice in The Hague.
And, you have evidence for your particular religion being right and all the other being wrong, right?
You've never given lip service to anyone, you silly bint.
You people have been waiting for "this crap" to end for thousands of years. You don't seem to make much of the supposed Creation of God, do ya, punk?
You're not forced to give lip service to any other religions. Unless you mean "acknowledge their existence / allow them to exist". Then you are, and they're to do the same for you.
It is indeed time for this crap to end: your crap. You and yours are a blight upon Christianity, organized religion, faith... hell, even philosophy.
Also, despite my religious views, I doubt I'd like your version of Heaven. Gated communities creep me out.
"...take this up with the one and only God..."
I would, but he doesn't exist.
"...there is NO other religion than Christianity..."
But there are. There a lots of other religions.
"You don't get there thru any of these false religions we Christians are forced to give lip service to..."
You don't get there through Christianity, either. For much the same reason you can't get to Shangri-La or Minas Tirith. Not because you're on the wrong path, but because the destination is a fictional place.
Damn, Scott has such a well-reasoned, empirically-based, logical, and cogent argument. It's obvious that he was third runner up on his 5th grade debate team in the Eastern, Sub-District VI of the Consolidated Elementary Region, Junior Level Ages 7 - 10 competition back in 1994.
Confused?
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