"Not really a newsflash, Annie. That's you pretending to speak for an entire gender. I find vaginas attractive. I know more than a few men who do. Used to serve in the military, there were many places where photos of naked women were cropped down to just the pubic area and pasted in a collage. You should get out, more. Talk to actual men, rather than just fellow incels."
It's from my conversations with men that I learned they think the same way I do about them. Some men are embarrassed to admit it because they think something is wrong with them, assuming straight men must find the organ itself attractive.
Even Howard Stern flat-out said once on the radio, "it's not a very attractive organ."
"Careful, you're making sweeping statements again. There's a difference between how some women feel about, say, dick picks from a boyfriend, and how most women feel about UNSOLICITED dick picks from creeps.
But, like men viewing vaginas, I'm sure some women find the dick itself attractive, some do not. Don't presume to speak for more people than you've surveyed."
If it didn't work for a famous Hall of Fame NFL quarterback, it's safe to say they don't like them.
"No, it's not. Not all of us. The whole gender doesn't reflect your prejudices, Annie."
Men who say they are attracted to vaginas are embarrassed to admit otherwise. It's OK, dude. You can admit it here. I won't think you're gay.
"And another error. Not all men are turned off by sluts. Some are attracted to the idea of easy sexual contacts. Even excited by it. And again, it's not always all that gross."
In general, if a female stranger sent us a vag pic, we would think she was a slut. Our immediate thought would be, "pump and dump at most, and wear a condom."
"Again, again, you presuming that I share your bias does not qualify as a news flash, Annie."
You people will just lie to our faces. Dude: You lying about the way we heterosexual men are is not going to get you laid. My douchebag college roommate got laid all the time. So did every other douchebag in my dorm during my college years. When they weren't fucking hot chicks, they were talking to me about hot chicks in the kinds of ways you people claim is how we shouldn't view women, saying that way of viewing women is why we don't get laid.
Do you see how asinine that is?
"Well, just on the fact that you've been wrong on EVERYTHING you've claimed as the opinion of all men, or all women, I have to conclude you don't know shit about what women find creepy, Annie."
I went to two state universities and lived in dorms. I witnessed parties. My roommate kicked me out of the room a few times while he was getting laid. I talked to enough douche bros to last a lifetime. They got laid, I didn't. The difference between us was looks. We were all horny, we all checked out girls, we all talked about their various body parts in private. Nobody ever talked about how they were "three-dimensional human beingz." The conversations between males and females never involved getting to know them as peoplez, or these guys showing these coeds how much they respect them as individuals and don't just see them as "walking vaginas."
They involved alcohol, sometimes weed, and one-dimensional conversations. The guys were blatantly trying to get in their pants the whole time. The girls knew and didn't care, because they wanted it. Why? Because the guys were physically attractive.
"It would probably not be fashionable for women to shave these days, if men were more interested in covering those things up, hiding them from view."
It's fashionable to shave because we men find hair on any part of a woman's body other than her scalp to be unattractive. It's about making vaginas less unattractive, not so we can see a gross roast beef sandwich.