Quote# 13171
I have found a life formula that links the soul of life to the characteristics of light. Light is electromagnetic radiation, 1 force, made up of 2 parts.
The characteristics of its electrical part are negative and positive, and those of its magnetic part are attraction and repulsion. Life experiences them as: No, Yes, I like you (love) and I don't like you (hate) and together they make up the mental/emotional nature of life, and math to boot because:
Negative - No - Subtraction
Positive - Yes - Addition
Attraction - Love - Multiplication
Repulsion - Hate - Division
Not only that, but the characteristics of the two parts of light also relate to male and female. The energitic, violent nature of males is electrical, and the emotional, loving nature of females is magnetic.
This gives us the two life forces some call Adam and Eve, while others call Ying and Yang, among other names.
From this easy view of light we have the soul, math, Adam and Eve, and a life formula that is universal.
lightprize,
Christian Forums 53 Comments [7/20/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4
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#55429
Eh! Nani, miss!
If you don't get the lightprize impersonation above, don't worry; you're not supposed to. It makes about as much sense as the real lightprize, though, so it's sort of a joke, albiet a stupid one. Even if you don't like it, you can still appreciate it; that was hand-crafted nonsense, not computer-generated.
Of course, it's pretty obvious why I didn't use my normal posting name...
7/23/2006 6:44:36 AM
#55786
DCoke
There are many, many energetic, violent females. My ex frankly scared me.
7/24/2006 3:18:02 PM
#55830
David D.G.
CousinTed #59874
<< 1.)Negative and positive are just names scientists use to refer to opposite electrical forces, it is not to be taken literally. Protons are not eternal optimists, and electrons are not weirdos who sit in the corner cutting themselves.
2.) Atoms are made up of THREE parts. People always forget about the neutrons.
3.)Your description of gender characteristics is horribly sexist. >>
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Neutrons, however, ARE quite apathetic.
~David D.G.
7/24/2006 5:37:07 PM
#55975
Mister Spak
Where do quarks fit into this?
And neutrinos?
Not to mention the next family of particles.
Truth? Beauty? Very strange!
7/24/2006 11:46:11 PM
#56483
bria
what does this have to do with yin and yang? i have no idea but Taoism is not a mathematical equation.
7/26/2006 6:45:44 PM
#56812
velo velo velo
Have you had a mental health issue?
7/27/2006 8:12:10 PM
#57657
Crosis
Ten out of ten for creativity, but minus several million for good thinking, yeah?
For starters, electricity and magnetism both create attractive or repulsive forces. In fact, magnetism (as far as we are able to tell thus far) is simply a force created by the movement of electrical charge (whereas electrical forces depend only on the location and strength of said charges).
<<< Protons are not eternal optimists, and electrons are not weirdos who sit in the corner cutting themselves. >>>
That is one of the most amusing things I've read recently.
7/30/2006 7:59:25 PM
#70977
lightprize
I am currently at the Fusion Central Forums and Gsainc Discussions debating that very formula. I only see one of you here that actually had something to say at any of the forums I was at. Please drop by. Or do you brave souls feel more comfortable giving your opinion someplace where I cannot respond to you? Talking behind my back, anybody here care to come out in the open and debate?
9/1/2006 1:25:35 AM
#71573
Crosis
lightprize, if I were to visit every forum where someone said something blatantly wrong and point it out to them, I wouldn't have time to do anything else (and I'd have about thirty zillion accounts I'd have to remember).
9/2/2006 4:59:10 AM
#71598
David D.G.
lightprize #77792
\"I am currently at the Fusion Central Forums and Gsainc Discussions debating that very formula. I only see one of you here that actually had something to say at any of the forums I was at. Please drop by. Or do you brave souls feel more comfortable giving your opinion someplace where I cannot respond to you? Talking behind my back, anybody here care to come out in the open and debate?\"
Said lightprize, responding to us.
~David D.G.
9/2/2006 5:28:59 AM
#71603
CousinTed
>>Or do you brave souls feel more comfortable giving your opinion someplace where I cannot respond to you? <<
And yet here you are, responding to us.
9/2/2006 5:30:32 AM
#105515
Catherine
The energitic, violent nature of males is electrical, and the emotional, loving nature of females is magnetic.
I am so tired of this simplistic gender division.
11/13/2006 9:39:53 PM
#105516
Sexual Hell Bastard
Is this guy supposed to make sense?
I have found a life formula that links the soul of life to the characteristics of light.
Does it rearrange people's livers to the solid mental grace?
11/13/2006 9:50:03 PM
#105532
Em
Originally posted by Scott
Fundies, keep away from our logic!
Oh, but they DO, Scottie... they DO.
11/13/2006 11:04:55 PM
#319691
Giga Guess
*Blink, blink*
He...he raped my maths! I KILL YOU!
10/26/2007 4:45:51 PM
#319694
Anna Ghislaine
Sticking together arbitrary pairs of opposites = fail.
10/26/2007 4:50:23 PM
#319713
Professor M
what does this have to do with yin and yang? i have no idea but Taoism is not a mathematical equation.
Misogynists and phallocrats both fundie and secular grab onto their version of it because they think it validates their gender essentialism. Of course, if they looked a bit deeper they'd shit bricks at the implications of their earlier statements...
10/26/2007 5:25:08 PM
#319718
apYrs
WTF!!!!!!
10/26/2007 5:32:01 PM
#335500
cyborgtroy
... Magnetic fields are not defined that way
Magnetism is about directional fields and loops.
What about electrostatic forces?
11/14/2007 12:26:30 PM
#335558
Salvia
You're welcome ;)
11/14/2007 1:23:09 PM
#419337
TheRowan
Whisky
Tango
Foxtrot
...
Over.
2/28/2008 5:44:23 PM
#419340
Brenz
I have no problem with this. It's kind of gnostic, kind of new age, and does no harm to anyone.
2/28/2008 5:51:41 PM
#419387
Jack Bauer
Ying?
Lightprize will return next week to spout some more total bollocks.
2/28/2008 6:55:07 PM
#419388
Quantum Mechanic
You fail E&M.
2/28/2008 6:58:24 PM
#703863
Anti - Dei
Man that must be some good shit.
9/30/2008 11:42:35 PM
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