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As good christians, are we not obliged to call upon God to smite these heathens who are trying to take over this country? Is not the USA in TERRIBLE DANGER of being destroyed? We ARE the city of SODOM and GOMORAH! We MUST call for a removal of these wicked ones from our holy lands! Who will join me?!

Mrs Paige, Yahoo Answers 41 Comments [7/17/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Christy
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#54620
tracer

and caps obviously add a +10 buff to your Truth skill.

CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL!!!!11one1

7/20/2006 8:04:43 PM

#54663
David D.G.

\"The USA isn't in danger of being destroyed, it's her image that is being destroyed by a bumbling redneck president that makes Barney Fife look like Batman.\"

Redhunter, that's possibly the best thing I've read all day.


~David D.G.




7/20/2006 10:37:05 PM

#55249
Austin

\"Who will join me?!\"

Not me.

7/22/2006 6:58:54 PM

#55984
Brandon

Count me in. Meet me at the park at 7:30pm.

7/25/2006 12:00:17 AM

#56020
Mister spak

As good christians, are we not obliged to call upon God to smite these heathens who are trying to take over
this country?

God didn't notice them? He needs you to remind to do it?

7/25/2006 1:42:17 AM

#56445
bria

peopel wonder why i say the only good christian is a dead christian. but then agian i get labeled a fundie too. cant win either way......

7/26/2006 2:22:38 PM

#68625
Matilde

I asume you´ll find no one. There is more scroudel than people who you think are \"pure\". Besides, what did God say about wheat and.........?

8/25/2006 9:35:37 PM

#155311
Blue Lithium

\"Good Christian\" definatly does not describe you.

2/6/2007 11:52:14 AM

#155806
Beccs

All other loonies in the cellblock not wearing huggie jackets who want to join Mrs Paige on her crusade, raise your hands!

2/7/2007 2:08:33 AM

#374848


Why don't you do it yourself, together with a bunch of spontaneous members if it's so evident?

1/3/2008 11:18:54 PM

#375495
Saccharissa

Yes! I will join you! We ARE the city of SODOM and GOMORAH! We must put a stop to this! We MUST do something about greedy people who won't take care of the poor and unfortunate!

Oh. That's not what you meant?

Dang.

1/5/2008 1:37:56 AM

#376090
Whisper

There was ONE righteous man in SODOM and GOMORAH! And guess WHAT! Its NOT YOU!

1/6/2008 4:24:13 AM

#1002809


If you use caps so much, it may mean that you´re not so sure of your argument. Well, a simple look at the constitution solves the question. Separation of church and state. Better luck in Iran or Saudi Arabia.

8/8/2009 2:02:24 PM

#1126757
SonofMakuta

Call away, my dear, call away. When the zeroth blast wave has faded and the ground has shaken for approximately no seconds, and no holy flames have scorched the earth in any way whatsoever, maybe you'll eventually realise that the only time you'll ever get to witness gods raining down fire and brimstone is while playing Populous.

Oh, and Gomorrah has two Rs in it.

2/27/2010 3:41:24 PM

#1126767
Gore

Mrs. Paige, these are not your Holy Lands. You're currently thousands of miles away from your holy lands. Now kindly stfu.

2/27/2010 4:24:54 PM

#1504803
Doomy Doom

Wow. This guy wants some serious smiteage. In that case...

O Lord, bless this Thy Hand Grenade, that with it, Thou mayest blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy...

Oh, and before I forget...
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

2/12/2013 7:38:27 AM
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