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As good christians, are we not obliged to call upon God to smite these heathens who are trying to take over this country? Is not the USA in TERRIBLE DANGER of being destroyed? We ARE the city of SODOM and GOMORAH! We MUST call for a removal of these wicked ones from our holy lands! Who will join me?!

Mrs Paige, Yahoo Answers 41 Comments [7/17/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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#53458

MK

Did someone hear a mosquito buzzing?

7/18/2006 12:45:35 PM

#53468

Coffee

If I capitalize RANDOM words, then people WILL believe me! It's much MORE effective than using LOGIC or evidence!

7/18/2006 12:55:57 PM

#53474

Tiny Bulcher

Troll!

Sodom and Gomorrah and Gomorrah creeps in this petty pace from day to day ...

7/18/2006 12:58:09 PM

#53476

Julian

As what?
We're what?
It's what?
We're what?
We what?

Ummmm, no!

7/18/2006 12:59:55 PM

#53488

Incubusion

Terrible danger... from...? Who?

If you're gonna say God, I point out that in the story some angels went to the city first. Wasn't there also some sort of direct warning in that story before hand also?

Mostly, I just remember there were bees/wasps involved and pillars of salt.

7/18/2006 1:05:46 PM

#53522

Ice

Wait wait wait... you are not, but you are, and you don't but you do... WHAT?!

7/18/2006 2:07:36 PM

#53532

MJW

Pick me! Pick me!

Not.

7/18/2006 2:17:31 PM

#53536

Dr. Major

I believe the message of S and G was that you just have to chill out and God will take care of us in good time (with delicious genocide.)

7/18/2006 2:19:13 PM

#53552

ProperJob

\"We ARE the city of SODOM and GOMORAH!\"

Speak for yourself. I'd say I'm more of an Amsterdam.

7/18/2006 2:40:44 PM

#53557

David D.G.

\"We ARE the city of Sodom and Gomorah\"? This poster needs a few geography lessons!

Tiny Bulcher, nice reference to the Scottish Play! Shakespeare rocketh!

~David D.G.

7/18/2006 2:45:11 PM

#53577

zen

Apparently she's somehow missed the fact that the Evangelical Moral Majority are those that are trying to take over this country and turn it into a Theocracy...Wait, maybe she has a point afterall.

7/18/2006 3:13:33 PM

#53581

Papabear

\"As good christians, are we not obliged to call upon God to smite these heathens who are trying to take over this country?\"

Why is it that you Fundie idiots don't call upon your \"God\" to change peoples minds, enlighten them to your way of thinking, rather than smiting them?

\"Is not the USA in TERRIBLE DANGER of being destroyed?\"

No. It's in danger of being ruined by religious asshats.

\"We ARE the city of SODOM and GOMORAH!\"

No, WE are not. You may be a twisted shitwit fucking house cats in your basement, I don't know, but most of us do not deserve a God-delivered death via fire storms.

\"We MUST call for a removal of these wicked ones from our holy lands!\"

Since when did my home become your holy lands?

\"Who will join me?!\"

Join you to what? How 'bout joining you to a train, as in, I'd like to super glue you to the front of a train? That work for you?

7/18/2006 3:17:59 PM

#53591

Blurb

Troll or not, it's their holy land, too. So get to work everybody!!

7/18/2006 3:31:27 PM

#53607

NotMe

As good christians you should stand back, pray to your god to kill all those who offend them. When he goes around and doesn't seem to kill anyone you should learn that if it doesn't offend him enough to warrant divine intervention, why would you care?

And ProperJob, please do not move Amsterdam to America, I don't think that I would like the loss of the capital city.

7/18/2006 4:24:46 PM

#53610

Dante's Virgil

We ARE the city of SODOM and GOMORAH!\"

Speak for yourself. I'd say I'm more of an Amsterdam.

I'd like to think of myself as a tiny town tucked away somewhere in Southern Italy. Do I count as a holy land?

7/18/2006 4:31:42 PM

#53621

Amigone201

Wouldn't it just be easier if you fundies left, rather than kill everybody?

7/18/2006 4:46:54 PM

#53632

Eddie

It has been a while, but from what I remember of Jesus's teachings, you are obliged to love them, forgive them and turn the other cheek.

7/18/2006 5:20:53 PM

#53663

Shadows

You try to remove me and I will excercise my right to bear arms. It also seems to me that you are attempting to take over this country and enforce your beliefs on others. It is the freedom of religion, not the freedom to enforce christianity.

7/18/2006 6:57:49 PM

#53713

Napoleon the Clown

I thought as good Christians you were supposed to, I don't know, pray for the \"heathens\" to change their ways and throw money at your band of Christianity, though I may be wrong.

7/18/2006 7:42:01 PM

#53799

whitewater55

What's with all the smiting? Sadomasochism?
Smite this, bitch!

7/18/2006 9:31:05 PM

#53872

JadedRevenge

yey, lets kill people, kill people for god!

7/18/2006 11:56:59 PM

#53925

Crembels

\"Who will join me?!\"

I can just see the Tumbleweeds rolling past him...

and caps obviously add a +10 buff to your Truth skill.

7/19/2006 3:21:05 AM

#53963

Julian

Originally posted by Dante's Virgil

I'd like to think of myself as a tiny town tucked away somewhere in Southern Italy. Do I count as a holy land?

Now there's a pilgrimage worth the effort. :-)

7/19/2006 4:55:58 AM

#54028

Redhunter

So the definition of a good christian is one that kills? Well, I guess that's what the bible says but it sure seems wrong......Guess your god isn't powerful enough to show them proof or treat them like beings fashioned in god's image.

The USA isn't in danger of being destroyed, it's her image that is being destroyed by a bumbling redneck president that makes Barney Fife look like Batman. Our standing in the world as an upstanding country has been tainted by a greedy, short-sighted, war-hungry administration and psycho-fundy fuckwits like you who demand blood and suffering for everyone who isn't you. Please limp off to die now.

7/19/2006 7:35:08 AM

#54523

Angel Kaida

Troll?

7/20/2006 4:11:55 PM

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