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(Someone holding a sign reading:"Don't be comic conned. Your life is not fiction. Get real with Jesus.")
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My life isn't fiction but Jesus, like Superman is.
Those comic nerds know Superman isn't real, that puts them way above you.
Unlikely Things to Read in the Bible
- But when they got there, the tomb was empty. "RROIKS!" said Scoob!
- And the children of Israel wandered round the desert for 40 years. Until eventually, Moses' wife said: "Are you gonna ask for directions or what?"
- And Noah said: "If it carries on raining like this, we're gonna have to eat the unicorns!"
- And David smote Goliath! He meant to smack him, but he was using predictive text.
- And the Lord said: "SHIT! I've made a wasp!!"
John Joseco has a comic out now, "Hunters of Salamanstra". A "Final Fantasy"-esque scenario with a way-cool wolfgirl.
The same artist/writer is famed for creating "Ask Princess Molestia".
Hey, one fiction's just as good as another , amirite?! Why? Because - considering His Holy Noodliness the Flying Spaghetti Monster, J.R. 'Bob' Dobbs, Cthulhu, Eris, Haruhi Suzumiya etc; including the Invisible Pink Unicorn - as you fundies are so fond of resorting to 'Teach the Controversy'...:
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...as the above is Princess Molestia turned up to Infinity +1, even your 'God' is fucked. >:D
As even Slaanesh worships her...! /)^3^(\
Don't be comic conned
Jesus Christ, that's awful! Even Spiderman wouldn't use such a corny line.
@Shepard Solus:
Thanks, I wouldn't have noticed it!
Do you care if what you believe in is true?
I certainly do, which is why I don't believe in the bible.
There's some more text beneath it, in parentheses.
Can anyone make it out?
@SpukiKitty
I know who would be a perfect Sith Lady :
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But then...:
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Humanised versions of Tempest Shadow - with or without lightsabre - cosplayed in cons even before the release of the "MLP:FiM" film in October? Watch this space...!
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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