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Fun Fact - England Invented Darwin.

Fact! They sent the egg head all around the world to try and get rid of him. He came back with all kinds of stupid theories and was made fun of. Then he got a hold of his father's paperwork and decided to copy it and sell it as his own. Of course his father thought that the ancient Greeks were wonderful with their Gnosticism. So his father decided to copy their paper work and sell it as his own. Then we ended up with the theory of evolution because the world hated Jesus so much that by the 19th century they would rather eat a lemon whole than continue on with the sour puss face they always got when hearing about Jesus.

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