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A sure way to avoid Hell: don’t be a witch

Don’t worship anyone other than Jesus and the Trinity.
Don’t worship or believe in Buddha or Muhammad or many gods
Do not worship your possessions
Do not worship yourself
Do not worship money
Don’t murder
Don’t envy what you are not
Don’t become another gender, be happy with who God made you, body, mind, and soul
Don’t steal
Don’t have sex before sacramental marriage
Don’t cheat on your spouse
Don’t lust for other people
Don’t lust
Don’t be greedy
Don’t be a glutton
Don’t blaspheme
Don’t slander The Holy Father, Bishops, Cardinals, and religious
Don’t slander each other
Don’t hurt anyone
Don’t destroy growing life in you
Don’t sin
That’s how you avoid Hell

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