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#48472
Hadanelith
No. Please, punch yourself square in the face. Maybe that will keep you from using the Abnoxious Acronym of the Fuckwit.
7/2/2006 1:42:18 AM
#48477
Talisman
No. As a matter of fact, why don't you do it twice. It may improve your comprehension since you don't seem to understand all the evidence presented to you so far.
7/2/2006 2:00:33 AM
#48481
Tara Mobley
If it's the same BigChrisfilm who was inhabiting the FSTDT forums, he refuses to read the evidence, let alone understand it.
7/2/2006 2:08:10 AM
#48488
Amos
I'm reminded of the Upright Citizen's Brigade Christian summer camp skit. A camp counselor treats himself to various tortures in order to pressure a guilty child to confess that he drank some juice without permission. But, of course, watching the counselor walk over broken glass is just too much fun...
7/2/2006 2:29:44 AM
#48494
CousinTed
Actually I'm now going to deliberatley withhold evidence from BigChrisfilm, I really want to see that moron get decked square in the jaw.
7/2/2006 2:37:32 AM
#48497
Rockstar
Good grief?
7/2/2006 2:40:31 AM
#48499
ssdexecutor
Hey, I submitted one of these queries of his, and it was rejected.
7/2/2006 2:44:24 AM
#48502
McCulloch
Yes, I think that this is the same one. No, I did not post this one here. Wish I did though.
7/2/2006 2:46:29 AM
#48516
Amigone201
Wow, whether to give or not to give...kind of a win/win proposition isn't it? If we give him proof of evolution, we're educating somebody, and that's good. But if we don't give him any, he'll punch himself in the face, and that's REAL good!
7/2/2006 3:24:15 AM
#48531
Papabear
If we can keep denying him proof, such that he will repeatedly punch himself in the face, maybe he will die. Would this not be proof of natural selection?
7/2/2006 3:46:25 AM
#48533
Talisman
Originally posted by Amigone201
If we give him proof of evolution, we're educating somebody, and that's good.
I wouldn't count on educating BigChrisfilm. He's asked for evidence before on other forums and when he's presented with rather large contributions of what he asked for he dismisses it all with a single sentence reply. I doubt he's interested in learning anything.
7/2/2006 3:48:12 AM
#48548
xMinionX
When you put it that way, you can't expect to actually get any proof. It wouldn't be as funny.
7/2/2006 4:41:51 AM
#48551
themann1086
You could... read Darwin?
7/2/2006 5:07:15 AM
#48552
Crosis
I vote we actually withhold the proof so he'll punch himself in the face. (Not that he's at all likely to recognize the proof when we show him ... )
7/2/2006 5:10:38 AM
#48561
ND
Punch yourself first. No, here. Better let me do it for you.
7/2/2006 5:51:02 AM
#48568
Napoleon the Clown
No, I think I'll wait until after you puch yourself. This should be amusing.
7/2/2006 6:35:01 AM
#48574
NotMe
Punch away! It isn't as if you would actually believe anything we tell you.
7/2/2006 7:51:35 AM
#48582
NonHomogenized
I have this suspicion that plenty of people have tried to give you evidence for evolution, and you've just ignored it. I might try someday (just for laughs; I don't expect BCf to actually be capable of learning anything), but I'm holding out for you punching yourself in the face a few times first.
7/2/2006 9:37:35 AM
#48585
Julian
Thank God his viral stupidity has finally evolved to the point where we no longer need to do it!
7/2/2006 10:19:41 AM
#48598
Vyoma
If someone gives you proof, will you shoot yourself in the face instead?
7/2/2006 11:54:35 AM
#48600
Troff
Talisman,
beg pardon, but what's the typical \"single sentence reply\"?
(Please for the love of mercy, don't make me search the boards myself, I couldn't take the drivel. Or at least a single link to an example for a controllable level of drivel would do, please).
7/2/2006 12:15:28 PM
#48602
Troff
... oh, dammit. I let curiosity get the better of me. I went and browsed... I read about four pages, hoping there'd be just a glimmering of Clue Inheritance...
... is it worth jumping to the end? Please, for the love of mercy, please, please, somebody spoil it for me.
7/2/2006 12:59:21 PM
#48603
Julian
Troff, no, it's Chris! His clue gene is sadly defunct and his body has lost the ability to synthesize clues. This means he needs a daily intake, but his body is rejecting them and they're just passing straight through without being ingested.
7/2/2006 1:15:48 PM
#48604
Julian
Chris, we like it the way it is now - you punch yourself in the face, then we give you proof of evolution.
7/2/2006 1:18:27 PM
#48606
Jaded_Revenge
Evolution; Weeding out the people so dumb they punch themselves in the face since 1859
7/2/2006 1:48:22 PM
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