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1- Like Andy Schaftafly - who has a boner for Timmy Teabowl: and unlike Peyton Manning (whom Assfly considers to be 'Overrated', despite he being a Conservative Christian; even though he isn't so blatant & open about his beliefs, unlike Timmy who doesn't have two Superbowl rings (unlike Peyton) because he can't catch for shit - someone here has no concept of Satire: what FSTDT is about. [/The Onion, B3ta.com]
2- The only one who wants Timmy Teabowl is Andy Schaftafly. [/Freud*]
3- Show me a left-wing Atheist player in the Premier League here in the UK who has been quoted in FSTDT. It's okay, we can wait. Meanwhile, Nut-oMatrix. There. Proof that we're not 'Biased'. Destroyed argument, much? Oh, wait...! [/Doug Piranha-levels of sarcasm]
4- ?????
5- 'sup, Conservatroll/Nameless Coward/FSTDT Doesn't Lie/Whatever Name Du Jour you're trying to avoid using along with not having the balls to register with a name here.
So FSTDT is what you subjectively consider to be 'Biased'? So?
If you subjectively think this place is 'Biased', then make your own site if you don't like it here.
The only one stopping you: is you. Every second you're not, it proves that you love the 'Bias' here: it justifies your sad pathetic little right-wing life; even after you 'Won' with the now worst president in US history Donald Fart: you still Lose.
...or - because of Wiggy - you can admit that right-wing thinking is now conclusively proven to be inferior, become left-wing and join the ripping the piss out of the likes of Timmy Teabowl, Andy Schaftafly & the OP. On this satirical site.
Or aren't there any rightist satirical sites out there you can join the Trumptard circlejerk there: because alt-shitists have no concept of Satire...?! Well, like I say: start your own, if the 'Biased' Satire here hurts your alt-shite fee-fees.
The only one stopping you: is you. Do you see us stopping you...?! [/More quote material for FSTDT]
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Would he be one of the more desirable bachelors? Definitely
I guess someone here has to be reminded that Timmy Teabowl is already spoken for: by Andy Schaftafly.
If you fancy Timmy, Andy will scratch your eyes out, bitch! [/Doug Piranha-levels of Sarcasm. Also, Dramatic Irony, Metaphor, Pathos, Puns, Parody, Litotes and... [b][I]Satire[/I][/b].]