Good over evil turns me on. Yanks my krank. Shivers my timbers. Swivels my schnikle. Rams my rod. Tickles my innards. Good will only flouish when bad & ugly is hammered.
I’m all about eliminating vermin wherever they may be. We should rejoice when violent asshats get their heads blown clean off. I danced a jig when we dropped the MOAB on ISIS vermin and supposedly killed a few dozen of the devils. That was the best news I heard all day. I had to dance like a Motown RockDog.
We have vermin in America that need to be eliminated if the goal is to make America a safer & better place. Violent thugs, violent gangs and sundry vermin roam certain sections of our cities with apparent impunity. Yes, these punks have rights and I’m not advocating vigilantism. However, I do advocate that we get these thugs and human warts permanently off our streets ASAP. We know who they are. Do something.
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Eliminating vermin can be BAD. They are part of the food chain, and might disturb the flow if they are gone.
Did the MOAB kill anyone? What if it killed innocent civilians? Then it would be BAD.
It rather seems little Teddy here gets turned on by Evil over Good...
"Good over evil turns me on. Yanks my krank. Shivers my timbers. Swivels my schnikle. Rams my rod. Tickles my innards. "
Lust is a sin.
" I danced a jig when we dropped the MOAB on ISIS vermin and supposedly killed a few dozen of the devils. That was the best news I heard all day. I had to dance like a Motown RockDog. "
He who lives by the sword will die by the sword.
So you're finally gonna take yourself out Ted?
Because that would be a good fucking start, and at your funeral the eulogies should be truthful. no bullshit, no conservative spins, just a truthful run down of your lying demented poser life.
We should rejoice when violent asshats get their heads blown clean off.
So it's OK if I put a .357 to your head and pull the trigger?
I’m not advocating vigilantism.
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We know who they are. Do something.
I'm not advocating vigilantism, but I'm advocating vigilantism. Or, I'm not advocating vigilantism, but I want lone wolf right-wing white Christian terrorists to go out and kill people I don't like. And when they claim they were spurred by my comments, I'm going to delete them and deny they had anything to do with the act.
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Shouldn't Ted be dead or in jail by now?
He should be in jail for this call to violence. I agree in freedom of speech, but this is crossing the line.
Did the MOAB kill anyone? What if it killed innocent civilians?
I don't think Teddy here cares as long as they were brown people who speak funny.
Meh, A chickenshit whose only relevance is acting as the spokescunt for the rootin', tootin', beer swilling, exhaust belching, gun wanking end of the American body politic. If he didn't say shit like this he'd run out of money to pay for his home-made Cialis shots and Schoolgirl porn. It'd be far more 'darndest' if he had said something nuanced or thoughtful.
Holy fucking christ Ted, you're beyond pathetic. Anything to stay on the radar right? Appealing to the literal worst demographic in the country in an increasingly desperate attempt to remain even the slightest bit relevant.
I can only hope he meets with an unfortunate hunting "accident", & then his worthless carcass is stuffed & mounted to be displayed in the office of the nearest ranger station, & his estate donated to the WWF.
Good over evil turns me on. Yanks my krank. Shivers my timbers. Swivels my schnikle. Rams my rod. Tickles my innards.
Well that turned incredibly gay. Pretty sure Yahweh wouldn't approve. Really didn't need any more of a window into your insecurities than we already had, either.
Good will only flouish when bad & ugly is hammered.
Is that why you drink so heavily?
I’m all about eliminating vermin wherever they may be.
Start with yourself, Teddy. Be the change you wish to see.
We should rejoice when violent asshats get their heads blown clean off.
I'll take that as permission to dance on your grave when you finally have your fatal "watch this" moment.
I danced a jig when we dropped the MOAB on ISIS vermin and supposedly killed a few dozen of the devils. That was the best news I heard all day. I had to dance like a Motown RockDog.
If that's what actually happened then I certainly won't shed any tears for them. Seems like a horrible waste of resources to use on of those on that small a target, though. Like using a brick of C4 to clear a gopher hole.
We have vermin in America that need to be eliminated if the goal is to make America a safer & better place. Violent thugs, violent gangs and sundry vermin roam certain sections of our cities with apparent impunity.
Didn't take you for the suicidal type, Nugget.
Yes, these punks have rights and I’m not advocating vigilantism.
Except that's exactly what you're doing.
However, I do advocate that we get these thugs and human warts permanently off our streets ASAP. We know who they are. Do something.
Like so. There's no point to lying about your position if you're just going to immediately reconfirm your position in the very next sentence.
You know Ted, you could have chosen to wisely invest the money from your career, cashed the royalty checks, played the occasional gig or toured the casino circuit and quietly faded into obscurity.
Instead, you had to post this drivel in a desperate attempt stay relevant.
Good over evil turns me on. Yanks my krank. Shivers my timbers. Swivels my schnikle. Rams my rod. Tickles my innards. Good will only flouish when bad & ugly is hammered.
"Can I have an AMEN, a Hallelujah, and a like for my page?" Praise the LOrd!
(These people make me sick.)
State fair low attendance and cancelation dates ass has-been says what?
There's a reason this guy's submerged himself into whitewingery and the NRA years ago, he attracts smaller crowds than Neil Sedaka with a cold.
I'm 60, I lived in his supposed heyday and was immersed in Rock N Roll, he was a sad little blip on the scene, recognized for bragging and marketing more than for his music even then.
Do something
Well, you could always lead by example: by joining the queue of millions of likeminded inbreds outside those US Armed Forces recruitment offices.
...oh yes, that's right: they're all bedwetters like your pissant little draft-dodging 'Emprah' who's not fit to even look in the eyes of those uniformed people immediately outside Marine One, for example.
Having to do something yourself would be the ice cold shovel on your needle dick. That would turn me on.
Ted Nugent; a pants-shitting-to-avoid-the-draft coward who somehow managed to convince a 14yr old girl's parents to give custody to him. Fuck you, Ted; I served my country, including combat. For all your rightwing bluster, you're nothing but a coward, a pussy, and a pedophile.
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