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Let me tell you the truth about American history in regards of the military. In the past, ending at WWII, Americans had high morale. This is because America has morale. This morale came only through the Holy Bible. Now that the Holy Bible has been replaced with Darwin's immoral "Origin of the Species," American morale has degenerated to the point where joining the Army to die for nothing is meaningless!

Origen, Sean Hannity Discussion Forum 34 Comments [6/29/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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#47939
Savrin

Yep. Every sunday instead of going to church and listening to the babble, soldiers instead are forced to hear readings from the \"Origin of the Species\". Well, we've been found out. Darn.

6/30/2006 2:12:24 AM
#47943
whitewater55

This is a recent development? I was in Vietnam, and I can tell you from personal experience that there was a morale problem 35 years ago.
Of course, this is another Sean Hannity fuckwit quote, and is typically ill-informed and meaningless, like Half-wit Hannity himself.

6/30/2006 2:17:20 AM
#47948
DrunkMonkey

Of course. Everyone knows the scientists are lying when they say the Darwin died in 1882- duh! Their dating methods are innacurate! He published The Origin of Species in the 1950's just so he could destroy our morale!

6/30/2006 2:22:03 AM
#47949
Napoleon the Clown

I'll ask my sister's fiancee about the moral situation and why it is lower than it supposedly was post WW2.

6/30/2006 2:22:29 AM
#47954
Jeremy

\"American morale has degenerated to the point where joining the Army to die for nothing is meaningless!\"

That part amuses me to no end.

6/30/2006 2:33:29 AM
#47956
TammyFaye

how come all the assholes who try to belittle darwin don't ever get the name of his damn book right?

it's \"on the origin of species by means of natural selection.\" gah. not \"origin of the species.\" go back to school. or lick sean hannity's butthole, either/or.

6/30/2006 2:36:19 AM
#47960
Amigone201

American morale has degenerated to the point where joining the Army to die for nothing is meaningless!\"

You mean there was a time when joining the Army to die for nothing was a good idea?

6/30/2006 2:56:44 AM
#47962
Hadanelith

Dying for nothing is, by definition, meaningless.

6/30/2006 3:05:14 AM
#47968
xMinionX

Amazing, the way these people seem to think that the theory of evolution creeps into every aspect of our lives. Apart from the scientific advances, our lives don't really change much.

6/30/2006 3:38:32 AM
#47969
godling

So ... young men aren't as willing to be used as cannon fodder by their government as they used to be? And that's a bad thing?

6/30/2006 3:40:06 AM
#47977
whitewater55

One other point. The word you're searching for is \"amoral\", only one \"m\".
Moron

6/30/2006 4:02:44 AM
#47986
Julian

Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition. Jihad for Jesus!

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction.
Blaise Pascal

As long as people believe in absurdities they will continue to commit atrocities.
Voltaire

6/30/2006 4:24:19 AM
#48002
Papabear

First, Shitwit, \"morale\" and \"moral\" are very different.

Second, joining the army to die for nothing has always been meaningless.


And, once again, I'd bet dollars to dead flies that this retard never read or even held a book by Darwin.

6/30/2006 5:10:38 AM
#48012
Lord Zeruel

<<<American morale has degenerated to the point where joining the Army to die for nothing is meaningless!\">>>

Am I the only one who actually got a chuckle from this? Good god, what would people NOT say these days in order to appear \"patriotic?\"

6/30/2006 6:11:58 AM
#48014
Redhunter

\"Now that the Holy Bible has been replaced with Darwin's immoral \"Origin of the Species\"

It has? Maybe I'll start going to church again.

6/30/2006 6:29:31 AM
#48016
Hadanelith

Julian: Please, get it right. \"Praise your chosen deity and pass the ammmo\"

6/30/2006 6:33:26 AM
#48017
Redhunter

\"...the Holy Bible has been replaced with Darwin's immoral \"Origin of the Species..\"

Cool, maybe I'll go back to church.

6/30/2006 6:35:09 AM
#48026
NotMe

First of all, morale and moral are two very different things. You can have incredilbe morale when being a total amoral or immoral asshole.

Secondly, the bible doesn't make you happy.

Furthermore, the bible hasn't been replaced by a secular book just yet. But it would be cool if soldiers can get physics textbooks to read from before going into battle over 20 years.

Last, dying for nothing has never been a good idea in any way.

Congratulations. You are wrong on all points.

6/30/2006 7:12:26 AM
#48120
Noid

I can't believe this idiot thinks the words moral and morale are one and the same.

6/30/2006 2:04:07 PM
#48132
MK

Yeah, that last sentence is precious. Could we possibly get it some sort of award?

6/30/2006 2:21:05 PM
#48144
David D.G.

Let me tell you the truth about American history in regards of the military. In the past, ending at WWII, Americans had high morale. This is because America has morale.

Americans had morale because America had morale? Tautological, yet stupid.


This morale came only through the Holy Bible.

Wow, you managed to derail from both the linguistic track and the logic track at the same time. Nice feat -- congratulations on winning the nice pointy hat, and enjoy your honorary seat at the stool in the classroom corner.


Now that the Holy Bible has been replaced with Darwin's immoral \"Origin of the Species,\" ...

No, it hasn't; and it is amoral, not immoral, and makes no attempt to make any moral judgments; and you got the title wrong anyhow (all of which others here have already pointed out). Besides, the book has been out for, what, about 120 years or so? And it has been accepted by the scientific community for nearly all of that time. It certainly didn't just languish in total obscurity until after the Second World War!


... American morale has degenerated to the point where joining the Army to die for nothing is meaningless!

Wow, that is just brilliantly mindless, as so many others here have already rightly observed. Congratulations on demonstrating a stupefyingly foolish existence!


~David D.G.

6/30/2006 3:36:02 PM
#48236
Brain_In_A_Jar

I would have thought that the notion that there is no invisible sky-buddy watching over him would make the average soldier more vigilant, disciplined and careful.

6/30/2006 10:03:53 PM
#48244
Sandman

I think this guy doesn't know that \"morale\" and \"morality\" are two differnt words.

And since when was it meaningFUL to die for nothing?

6/30/2006 10:27:34 PM
#48249
Jaded_Revenge

Yeh, America had high morale after they blew up hiroshima, but it had more to do with ending the war then the holy bible.

6/30/2006 10:54:13 PM
#49655
Brain_In_A_Jar

Plus you're bound to feel kinda superior and secure when you've just shown the world you're the only ones who posess viable nuclear weapons and are quite willing to use them.

7/5/2006 11:25:56 PM
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