Oh that just makes my heart sad. I've heard of christians going to see that one multiple times and saw nothing wrong with it. I dare say they are not truly christians.
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...and I tell you what, Holy Spirit was spanking me!!! We got outta there and I apologized and asked forgiveness and oh it was horrible. Will not be doing anything like that again.
Until the next time she felt like a naughty girl and deserved a spiritually-administered spanking, I'm sure. Someone should tell her it would be a lot simpler to just ask her husband to do that for her!
Or, hey, maybe she does, for all I know. I've personally known Christians who were into BDSM...plus there's that whole "Christian domestic discipline" thing, which they SAY isn't about getting their rocks off, but I don't buy that for a second.
"We took Kennedy to see Merida, before I knew about Disney."
You never heard about the subliminal gay orgy in The Lion King from the 90s?
No Disney toys etc. Because people just don't know.?
No, it's just that they're not tightassed fundies who are scared of everything not explicitly Christian like you are.
Once again, fundies = fun dies. I feel sorry for your kid because it appears your fundiness is rubbing off on her.
@Mister Spak
You never heard about the subliminal gay orgy in The Lion King from the 90s?
I admit this is one I've never heard before. Going to have to go look that up. Only thing about Lion King I saw was supposedly when Simba flops down the dust flies up and supposedly makes the word "SEX."
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Of course, that's not nearly as good as the penis on the cover of the Little Mermaid video.
Before you knew about Disney? How old are you? Disney's been around since the 1920's.
It's all make-belief, silly; it's an animated movie.
You must be fun at parties...
People just don't know, what? That Disney is a callous money-hungry corporation, which is not that fussed about the working conditions of its employees? Everyone knows that.
>Holy Spirit was spanking me!!!
I see this and all I can do is think of Castle Anthrax from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Oh, wicked, bad, naughty Zoot!
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and I tell you what, Holy Spirit was spanking me!!!
'Kinky...!'
Hedy... er, I mean Hedle y Lamarr (Harvey Korman), "Blazing Saddles"
No Disney toys etc. Because people just don't know.?
...but Ponies are okay, though?:
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We have such sights to show you...! [/"Hellraiser"] >:D
Oh boy, we got in there and there was spells and magic and a witch stirring a caldron and I tell you what, Holy Spirit was spanking me!!!
That is all you got from Brave ? Really?
What about the relationship of mutual trust and respect that develops between Merida and her mother? What about Merida finding herself? What about her mother learning that life isn't always about following rules and doing what is expected of you? What about Merida doing everything in her power to protect her mother's life?
Did we even watch the same film?
Anon-e-moose: I've seen that image on multiple Facebook pages and I can't decide what I love most about it; that the Ponies are perfectly set according to their elemental correspondences, the shirt, or the Hello Kitty galoshes on the wrong feet.
Whatever it is, I wanna bake this kid some cupcakes and do a 'cakes and juice' ritual with her. That little Witch does us all proud.
@KittyKaboom
I've been thrown by this image for a while, maybe you can explain.
At first I figured they would use a hexagram, like Japan does in a lot of their Mahou series and movies, then arrange them in a preferred double triad. But with five it seems off, especially since one is Vinyl Scratch and I can't name the other. Can you explain the elemental affinities you see? I always love outside perspectives.
I said, you got that right! lol
"lol", Yeah right, "lol". That fits right in there.
That should be appended to many other things too, like Luke 23:46:
"And when Jesus had cried with a loud voice, he said, Father, into thy hands I commend my spirit, lol"
I looked at the video for comic relief. Wow, big fat lady keeps saying "ya'll". Something tells me demonic toys aren't the most dangerous thing in her kids' lives. I'm thinking 4000kcal pro meal pro kid.
If a creator being exists, and watches what we do with any degree of interest, then such a creature may be offended...but not by movies or television.
This creature would be uncountably old, having seen every act on every world (and quite possibly throuout multiple universes ass well).
If these things are true, and the creator cares about the well-being of creation, then such would most likely be offended by cruelty (regardless of who inflicts it or on which other creature endured it). It may well be angered by greed: The world gives freely to those who plant and harvest, but people - governments -do not. The creator would be angered by the amount of waste we produce coupled with a majority unwillingness to prioritise initiatives to curb and maybe even reverse some of the damage.
Instead, the superintendent of the 200 billion glaxies we can see, as well as the many we don't see, is upset because YOU SAW A MOVIE.
I wish Jesus would appear and slap you silly!
There's another kid ready to ditch your stupid version of your religion. Why do you insist on propagating "Scary Prude No-Fun God" when "Loving Humanitarian God" is sure to get butts in the pews?
People are ditching your faith because you insist on literalism, hate fun, see everything as evil and tend to be a bunch of sexist egotistical lying hypocritical bigots!
Screw you and your Demiurge!
If I had the ability and means; I'd buy all the Disney and Monster High stuff in existence and gift it to your kid, along with My Little Pony - FiM and boatloads of books on Feminism, Progressive Christianity, Christian Gnosticism, Wicca, Atheism, etc.
....Then let Kennedy make up her own mind!
@Gabriel LaVedier
I've been thrown by this image for a while, maybe you can explain.
At first I figured they would use a hexagram, like Japan does in a lot of their Mahou series and movies, then arrange them in a preferred double triad. But with five it seems off
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...either way, You're Gonna Be Befriended. [/Starlight Breaker] X3
Nanoha Takamachi & Fate Testarossa, Twilight Sparkle & Starlight Glimmer...!
It's becoming apparent this woman was raised in one of those closed home schooled communities and her husbands a bit more into the secular society. If she doesn't change it will lead to those many divorces in the Bible Belt.
It's gotta be damn near impossible living with someone who believes everything is a trap of Satan.
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