Once again you think it's all about you...
6/23/2006 7:35:58 PM
I think they make a pill for that.
6/23/2006 8:53:01 PM
So...every time John \"lose[s] a battle\", he thinks that Satan has destroyed another person. I can't imagine why anyone might find that offensive. Also note that John's field of battle is the Creationism/Evolution board, so John's anguish over Satan's continuous victories just couldn't be more on-topic.
In short, I just can not imagine why anyone would want a top-notch poster like John out of there. Truly, it must be a damnable anti-Christian conspiracy among the moderators of Christian Forums!
6/23/2006 9:14:53 PM
Thye real question may be \"Does anyone want you anywhere?\" Take heart, they do want you... in jail, at the bottom of a deep hole, under a heavy rock, etc..
6/23/2006 9:18:04 PM
Napoleon the Clown
I always thought most forums had an anti-asshole conspiracy going on...
6/23/2006 9:22:29 PM
wait... he posts polls asking \"do you want me here?\"
6/23/2006 9:25:18 PM
he probably ran up to his room and cried after typing this.
6/23/2006 9:38:52 PM
Do you like me? Check one:
6/23/2006 10:40:28 PM
John, just because you're paranoid, it doesn't mean that everyone isn't out to get you.
6/23/2006 10:46:13 PM
JohnR7: A Legend in His Own Mind.
6/23/2006 11:29:55 PM
John, they don't want you. Get the point!
Maybe there is a reason. Like you are a moron.
6/24/2006 12:02:03 AM
<<< When I lose a battle, it means that Satan has destoryed another person >>>
Man, Satan's winning percentage must rival Roger Federer's. You've lost more battles than the French army.
<<< So I am not even fighting for myself, I am fighting for you. The very people who do not what to hear what I have to say. >>>
I can think for myself, thanks. Not everyone shares your mental ineptitude and sheeplike tendencies.
6/24/2006 12:37:21 AM
You know, it really takes a class A, crazy to the bone, Bible thumping retard asshole to get kicked off a site named Christian Forums. Damn.
6/24/2006 12:57:14 AM
Satan and all of his demons are dancing in the streets over this one.
No shithead, there's this event known as the World Cup that's currently being hosted in Germany. They play what is known as \"the beautiful game\" with a round ball about ten inches in diameter.
Oh never mind, yes all the \"Satanists\" dress up in the colours of their country, and are dancing in the streets because even the knob ends in Christian Forums admit John is the knob end to end all knob ends.
6/24/2006 1:23:58 AM
Christ, how self-centered can you get?
6/24/2006 3:43:11 AM
Later in the thread, Johnny posts this:
I am a high school drop out, in here trying to take on people that have a Phd.
I think he's said before about his parents being medical doctors, so he didn't get his stupidity from his parents. Or maybe he made all that up.
6/24/2006 6:09:37 AM
Actually I say let him stay. How many people have Provided as much mirth(or complete nausea) as JohnR7.
6/24/2006 6:12:20 AM
Oh my, he's right. I can see all the demons dancing in the streets because JohnR7 is not wanted on a message board. Obviously this is a sign of the apocalypse...
6/24/2006 2:25:32 PM
<<< I am a high school drop out, in here trying to take on people that have a Phd. >>>
That would explain why you are continually losing. It helps to know what you are talking about when you are debating something.
6/24/2006 5:52:12 PM
You self-centered assfuck. Go jump in a lake. A very deep lake. Filled with napalm.
6/24/2006 10:39:48 PM
Messiah complex much, Johnny boy?
6/25/2006 1:27:34 AM
Ah yes, Honest John the Martyr. There will be a special place for him in heaven - he is god damned sure of it.
6/25/2006 4:13:43 AM
Let me see, there's billions of people on earth, and if Satan existed, you'd really think he'd have time to give two shits about your half-ass arguments?
6/25/2006 8:36:31 PM
\"onward christian soldier....\"
\"the way things are going, they're gonna crucify me\"
\"Satan has destoryed another person\"
I was de-story-ed once when my afro caught fire.
6/26/2006 10:25:05 AM
Jezebel's Evil Sister Bernice
On Friday, at 12:36, he left the forum in order, he says, to preserve his faith. He was posting again at 12:43. Couldn't hold out for more than 7 minutes without blessing the other sheep with his gems of wisdom. What an ego-maniac!
6/26/2006 5:09:16 PM