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#45876
Wolight
Once again you think it's all about you...
6/23/2006 7:35:58 PM
#45891
f
I think they make a pill for that.
6/23/2006 8:53:01 PM
#45898
Kyle
So...every time John \"lose[s] a battle\", he thinks that Satan has destroyed another person. I can't imagine why anyone might find that offensive. Also note that John's field of battle is the Creationism/Evolution board, so John's anguish over Satan's continuous victories just couldn't be more on-topic.
In short, I just can not imagine why anyone would want a top-notch poster like John out of there. Truly, it must be a damnable anti-Christian conspiracy among the moderators of Christian Forums!
6/23/2006 9:14:53 PM
#45901
Papabear
Thye real question may be \"Does anyone want you anywhere?\" Take heart, they do want you... in jail, at the bottom of a deep hole, under a heavy rock, etc..
6/23/2006 9:18:04 PM
#45904
Napoleon the Clown
I always thought most forums had an anti-asshole conspiracy going on...
6/23/2006 9:22:29 PM
#45908
TDR
wait... he posts polls asking \"do you want me here?\"
paranoid, John?
6/23/2006 9:25:18 PM
#45914
Mad Dog
he probably ran up to his room and cried after typing this.
6/23/2006 9:38:52 PM
#45920
Jeremy
Do you like me? Check one:
[] YES
[] NO
[] COOKIE
6/23/2006 10:40:28 PM
#45925
whitewater55
John, just because you're paranoid, it doesn't mean that everyone isn't out to get you.
6/23/2006 10:46:13 PM
#45927
Zipperback
JohnR7: A Legend in His Own Mind.
6/23/2006 11:29:55 PM
#45931
McCulloch
John, they don't want you. Get the point!
Maybe there is a reason. Like you are a moron.
6/24/2006 12:02:03 AM
#45937
Crosis
<<< When I lose a battle, it means that Satan has destoryed another person >>>
Man, Satan's winning percentage must rival Roger Federer's. You've lost more battles than the French army.
<<< So I am not even fighting for myself, I am fighting for you. The very people who do not what to hear what I have to say. >>>
I can think for myself, thanks. Not everyone shares your mental ineptitude and sheeplike tendencies.
6/24/2006 12:37:21 AM
#45940
Star Cluster
You know, it really takes a class A, crazy to the bone, Bible thumping retard asshole to get kicked off a site named Christian Forums. Damn.
6/24/2006 12:57:14 AM
#45943
Julian
Satan and all of his demons are dancing in the streets over this one.
No shithead, there's this event known as the World Cup that's currently being hosted in Germany. They play what is known as \"the beautiful game\" with a round ball about ten inches in diameter.
Oh never mind, yes all the \"Satanists\" dress up in the colours of their country, and are dancing in the streets because even the knob ends in Christian Forums admit John is the knob end to end all knob ends.
6/24/2006 1:23:58 AM
#45992
CousinTed
Christ, how self-centered can you get?
6/24/2006 3:43:11 AM
#46025
Jeremy PC
Later in the thread, Johnny posts this:
I am a high school drop out, in here trying to take on people that have a Phd.
I think he's said before about his parents being medical doctors, so he didn't get his stupidity from his parents. Or maybe he made all that up.
6/24/2006 6:09:37 AM
#46026
devious
Actually I say let him stay. How many people have Provided as much mirth(or complete nausea) as JohnR7.
6/24/2006 6:12:20 AM
#46063
JustinGG
Oh my, he's right. I can see all the demons dancing in the streets because JohnR7 is not wanted on a message board. Obviously this is a sign of the apocalypse...
6/24/2006 2:25:32 PM
#46100
Crosis
<<< I am a high school drop out, in here trying to take on people that have a Phd. >>>
That would explain why you are continually losing. It helps to know what you are talking about when you are debating something.
6/24/2006 5:52:12 PM
#46133
Hadanelith
You self-centered assfuck. Go jump in a lake. A very deep lake. Filled with napalm.
6/24/2006 10:39:48 PM
#46164
Adrian
Messiah complex much, Johnny boy?
6/25/2006 1:27:34 AM
#46213
ND
Ah yes, Honest John the Martyr. There will be a special place for him in heaven - he is god damned sure of it.
6/25/2006 4:13:43 AM
#46335
mad dog
Let me see, there's billions of people on earth, and if Satan existed, you'd really think he'd have time to give two shits about your half-ass arguments?
6/25/2006 8:36:31 PM
#46504
Redhunter
\"onward christian soldier....\"
\"the way things are going, they're gonna crucify me\"
\"Satan has destoryed another person\"
I was de-story-ed once when my afro caught fire.
6/26/2006 10:25:05 AM
#46605
Jezebel's Evil Sister Bernice
On Friday, at 12:36, he left the forum in order, he says, to preserve his faith. He was posting again at 12:43. Couldn't hold out for more than 7 minutes without blessing the other sheep with his gems of wisdom. What an ego-maniac!
6/26/2006 5:09:16 PM
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