[What is the most ridiculous conspiracy theory?]
Probably darwins theory of mans evolution. Just sayin
[Evolution has evidence. Put down crackpipe]
if monkeys did evolve into humans, there wouldn't be any more monkeys as all the monkeys would have evolved into humans by now
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If God made man from dirt, why is there still dirt? Why will rubbing dirt in a wound make you sick? (Barring some forms of clay.)
If God made man in His perfect image, why are there genetic defects? Why are humans not uniform?
If God promised not to flood the world anymore why are there still tsunamis? Why are rainbows easily reproduced tricks of the light and not divine?
If God made the universe in seven days why is new flora and fauna appearing constantly and others dying out?
If evolution is a fairy tale, then why were we able to observe physical examples of it in short-generational organisms as well as other specimens of the same family of creature that developed differently in different environments?
Wolves evolve into dogs. There are still wolves around.
Monkeys and humans are distant relatives. Apes evolved into humans, not monkeys.
Evolution is still ongoing in humans as well as in all other living, reproducing life-forms.
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With courage to be bold
Learn the secrets, and not forget
The lessons that I hold
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Far beyond the crowd
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Learn to hold, and take command
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(Greatest Master!)
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(Pokemon!)
Put myself, to the test
And be better than all the rest!
Everyday, that I begin
With courage to be bold!
Learn the secrets
And not forget
The lessons that I hold!
I wanna go where no one's been
Far beyond the crowd
Learn to hold, and take command
Of the power that's in my hands!
We all live in a Pokemon World!
(Pokemon!)
I wanna be the greatest
Of them all!
(Greatest Master!)
We all live in a Pokemon World!
(Pokemon!)
Put myself to the test
And be better than all the rest!
(So you wanna be a master of
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Do you have the skills to be
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POKEMON!
Learn the secrets and
HAVE SOME FUN!)
We all live in a Pokemon World!
(Pokemon!)
I wanna be the greatest
Master of them all!
(Greatest Master!)
We all live in a Pokemon World!
(Pokemon!)
Put myself to the test
And be better than all the rest!
No wonder he thought it was ridiculous. He doesn't even understand it properly
Here Vimal: Stop using medicine and vaccinations, they are what evolution has lead to. Because the germs and viruses adapt and mutate. In other words, evolve.
"Has to be a poe, people can't be using this same stupid argument anymore right? "
The problem is in their crowds level of discernment. They don't need good arguments as they're convinced, by very dumb preachers yet, that everything was popped in 6000 years ago. They keep using the same old arguments because it's all they have, Hovinds whole career and act was a collection of old apologetics and all creationist keep these strawmen and lies alive.
Hams group, AIG, has a list of 'arguments Christians should quit using' but it's as arbitrary as Hell and seems based more on "listen to our newer bullshit variation on these old unsustainable arguments and not theirs (or) give us your money"
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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