Evolutionists have a blind-faith religion with a fictional story they impose on whatever fossil evidence they find.
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We have genetic research, fossils and anthropological findings....
....you have an anthology of ancient Bronze/Iron-Age Myths, Legends and Parables.
FINALLY....MOST CHRISTIANS ACCEPT EVOLUTION, YOU TURKEY-HEAD! YOU CAN HAVE BOTH! WHY IS THAT SO HARD FOR YOU TO FATHOM, YOU BIG, PINEAPPLE-FACED, DUMMY NINCOMPOOPERBRAIN?!!!
No, Ken. "Blind" faith is what people have when they DON'T have any fossils.
We have the fossils. You're just stuck with that fairy-tale money-sink called the ark. We win.
For a shine this strong use only Scratch's own Fundie Polish. Spritz a little bit on anything, give it a wipe, and viola! But don't take my word for it, ask long-time customer Ken Ham!
(*Presses Tannoy microphone button *)
Paging Mister Spak. Would Mister Spak please go to the John E. Jones III Ward for the Terminally - and Eternally - Proved Wrong, as a patient is waiting.
And please bring the main reflecting element of the Hubble Space Telescope with you.
Ask Bill Nye to explain it to you.
Look, this is Australia's last warning. Either take this asshole back or we'll go nuclear on you.
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Yeah, damn those evolutionists! Instead of incorporating the fossils into their theory, they just assume their deity shoved billions and billions of them into the Earth's crust for the sole purpose of testing their faith!
Evidence, Hambone, is not a vague word with many disparate meanings. Google the definition before you go trying to use it in a sentence again. Faith based upon evidence isn't blind.
And you can't impose a story upon something when the story is derived from the thing in question. Accusing evolutionary biologists of imposing evolutionary theory upon fossils is the equivalent of accusing firefighters of imposing stories of burning buildings upon the charred & scorched remains of houses.
@Pharaoh Bastethotep
I don't get it
With the hilarity - and inanity - of Hammy's BS, dxdydz's sides are currently in orbit.
And with what Ken said, the launch of said sides were probably boosted by the explosion of dxdydz's Irony Meter. X3
'Tis a good thing I'd removed the power cell from mine, placed it in a Faraday Cage, then a lead sarcophagus & lowered into a mine shaft beforehand. These irony meters by Yaesu are expensive, and a bitch to replace!
No, Hammy, you're the ones with the blind-faith religion and the fictional story.
We have the facts.
Fact-resistant, are we, dearie, like the Orange Clown?
A-a-a-aghh! I'm blinded by the brightness of your logic!
Also, you're an idiot. A fucking one. A big, fucking idiot.
Ye Olde Doodles (A kids book but I've got it to practice art, and hey its history too.)
2 Million Years ago
Scientists think that millions of years ago people used to look a bit like apes that walked around on two legs Then draw what you think they looked like. (Ye Olde Doodles)
Tell a creationist to buy it for their kids.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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