Robert Lindsay #fundie webcache.googleusercontent.com

You know how many people in meatspace think my stratospheric IQ is cool? Just about zero! It doesn’t benefit me in life. One more thing. You know how many chicks in meatspace think that Chicago Tower of an IQ is cool? Just about zero! It’s been this way my whole life. No one cares if you’re a brain. Definitely, no one has ever thought that that made me a superior person! I did, sure, but who cares what I think. What matters is society. Society does not treat us brains like we are superior! If anything, it’s the opposite.

So in the real world meatspace of ordinary humans, no one gives two shits about IQ or even intelligence really. All my life, females have been abandoning and scorning us brains in favor of blockhead dumbass hulking caveman, thug and jock types. Chicks don’t even want to screw brainy guys! They want to screw double digit IQ caveman with a club types.

So what good is a high IQ? Sometimes I wonder. But in general, society does not treat a higher IQ group, not to mention individual, as superior to a lower IQ group or individual, assuming the low IQ folks are not so dumb that it’s obvious that something is wrong.

In meatspace, if you bring up IQ, you get resentful stares and attempts to change the conversation. I can’t even bring it up on the Web. I get slammed all the time for discussing my own numbers on here.

It’s funny a guy can go on and on about his achievements with women, in business, in sports and in building up his bank account, and the chicks will shower him with propositions and flirtations like confetti at a parade. But dare mention those two upper case letters denoting intelligence quotient and most of the females will start screaming at you and calling you a braggart.

They’re lying, but women always lie. Thing is, women don’t care about braggarts; if anything, they like them. The biggest braggarts get the most and best women. It’s just that to women, they only give you pussy points for bragging about certain things, like the size of your damned wallet! The size of your IQ has no importance to a female in terms of their libido (in fact, it probably cools them down) so they raise a hissy fit if you bring it up.

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