I don't obsess about it. But I do declare its truth from time to time in response to atheists/darwinists who try to deny it. And also because I love when evil feminists (and many of the atheists/darwinists here who share feminists' evil ideology) fill themselves with rage at the facts of God's Maleness, God's Kingness, God's Patriarchness, God's Fatherness, and yes, even His Holy Righteous Penis! When they are not busy murdering babies en masse, feminists spend the rest of their time trying to deny those facts of God and replace them with an idol of a false god which is made in their own image: an effeminate, penis-less eunuch god and/or she-god. I'm here to say, "No, you baby murdering psychopaths, the God of the Bible is as real as He's always been, and when you come before His Judgement Seat just before He forever sends you to burn in Hell, then you will have to face HIM in ALL of HIS MALE PATRIARCH KING FATHER HOLY RIGHTEOUS PENIS-OWNING GLORY!" Praise God. Amen!
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"God's Maleness, God's Kingness, God's Patriarchness, God's Fatherness"
Navaros' 'Parody Or Extremist'ness.
And I am not racist, but I keep ranting tirelessly about how much I hate them niggers.
"When they are not busy murdering babies en masse, feminists spend the rest of their time trying to deny those facts of God and replace them with an idol of a false god which is made in their own image: an effeminate, penis-less eunuch god and/or she-god."
Unlike you, normal people are capable of using gendered words without totally-not-obsessing with the genitals of the person in question.
"No, you baby murdering psychopaths, the God of the Bible is as real as He's always been, and when you come before His Judgement Seat just before He forever sends you to burn in Hell, then you will have to face HIM in ALL of HIS MALE PATRIARCH KING FATHER HOLY RIGHTEOUS PENIS-OWNING GLORY!"
Tl;dr:
"Obey your preacher or GOD WILL RAPE YOU WITH HIS HOLY RIGHTEOUS PENIS!"
Also, as I have said before, God's penis might be Holy and Righteous, but Mary was still a virgin when he was done...
I don't obsess about it. ____Navaros tells a joke.
you will have to face HIM in ALL of HIS MALE PATRIARCH KING FATHER HOLY RIGHTEOUS PENIS-OWNING GLORY!"
Hmmm, his scepter and two orbs? What a dick!
"And also because I love when evil feminists (and many of the atheists/darwinists here who share feminists' evil ideology) fill themselves with "
I point and laught when fundies fill themselves with rage at any social changes that happened after 1865.
We fill ourselves with indifference for imaginary beings' gender and/or genitals.
Christians and atheists have about as many abortions per capita. Evil Christian women have abortions too, they just justify it with saying that THEIR abortion is a righteous one, while others' are not.
Yawn...
@ Kanna:
Navaros thinks that what's between his legs is the most important part of him. In his case, he's right.
It's certainly the smartest part of him.
Ahem; what does god need with a penis?
...No, I'm serious here. Why would a potentially omnipotent cosmic entity need a gender anyway?
You don't obsession about the need for a sexless supernatural entity who doesn't reproduce or pee to have an organ designed for those purposes? Moreover, are you insinuating that men have "unrighteous" penises? Or that there are righteous vaginas, hands, feet, lungs, etc........?
You write about it constantly, but never explain why an omnipotent superbeing would need human genitals or any other kind of genitals or even orifices for doing things other than pissing and sex.
Does this bepenised god of Navaros also have a mouth for eating and an ass for shitting?
"Penises are not just for sex & peeing. It is only because man is evil that he thinks of penises exclusively in those terms."
Oh I forgot: Penises are also good for choppin' wood. Beyond that task, which I'm sure gods could just perform through magic, what the hell else would a penis be used for besides urinating and sex?
@Psycho Tits
Why would a God need to have sex and pee anyway? Especially if you're a monotheist who believes in no other gods - who would he even have sex with? Does he just have to masturbate in isolation like a basement-dwelling neckbeard?
Jeez, God is a real sad-sack when you think about it.
"an effeminate, penis-less eunuch god and/or she-god."
What about Hermaphrodite God? After all, the myth were humanity is created after the image of God is also the one where Humanity is created as man and woman.
Navaros I was going to tell you to just come out of the closet already, but then I realized that I was completely wrong, you're not a repressed homosexual, I've known quite a few gay men over the years, and none of them were obsessed with dick like you are. Nope, you're just plain crazy.
"I don't obsess about it."
Yes you do. So much that I've come to expect it from you every time I see a post with your name on it.
So take the Wholey Fictious Penis and go fuck yourself with it!
"HIS MALE PATRIARCH KING FATHER HOLY RIGHTEOUS PENIS-OWNING GLORY!"
If this was so appropriate, it's now:
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@Pharaoh Bastethotep
I was going to bring up the same. Navaros never considers the idea of a fully virle, be-penised, non-eunuch, androgynous Deity.
He's equated Femininity and Androgyny with "Sterile Eunuch Guy".
The truth is. Navaros is a macho Male Supremacist. He thinks the Feminine is evil and that The Divine and All-That-Is that is good and holy is "THE MIGHTY HE-DONG OF AUTHORITARIAN POWAAAAHHH!".
Navaros is impotent.
Is this a parody of religious people, a parody of what femnists think religious people are like, or serious. I can't even tell which party would be doing the joke!
Though I'd love to qoute this at a [shitty] femnist/sjw
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