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Please do us all a favor by dropping dead. Thank you.
The Human Race
12/20/2007 2:26:56 AM
Poe. Or just a seriously disturbed isolated fundy. But probably Poe.
12/20/2007 2:44:34 AM
This really isn't "fundie," just disturbing. If he couldn't vent at "Muslim bitch women" it would be some other group.
Seriously, Muslim women probably have it as bad as any other group on the planet. Why would you rage against them?
12/20/2007 11:10:22 PM
Excuse me while I find a knife to cut your penis off with.
1/19/2008 3:10:29 AM
1/20/2008 5:54:47 AM
You're going to wind up very dead in short order... and I hope you receive a death befitting a psychopathic rapist. Something involving bayonets and the front bumper of a rusty Jeep.
1/20/2008 6:55:09 AM
GET WATERBOARDED, THEN GET DRAWN AND QUARTERED AND SET ON FIRE SIMULTANEOUSLY YOU SICK MOTHERFUCKING....WASTE OF ATP!
Some people should be disqualified from the human race with extreme prejudice. This turd is one of them.
1/20/2008 8:49:08 AM
"...it would be fun to brutalize Muslim bitch women."
You have to get in line behind Saudi men.
"I will use my penis as a weapon and rape a mouse."
Size corrected edit.
Somebody get me this guys address. I'll go there, hypnotize him and change "Muslim women" to "Siberian Tiger" in his mind.
We will then go to the Zoo, with hilarious consequences.
1/20/2008 9:44:41 AM
You're sick, perverted, and useless.
1/20/2008 3:38:04 PM
1/20/2008 4:00:37 PM
Note to that person: Yer my next target. Be afraid.
2/24/2008 12:10:49 AM
And this is fundie because?
2/24/2008 12:52:49 AM
I hope they didn't let this asshole in the military.
2/26/2008 2:17:40 AM
Die. No really, DIE. Now. Slowly, painfully, and with a horrific grinding hopelessness only matched by the collapse of your internal organs.
May you contract virulent Small Pox, and your internal body systems begin to detriorate. Essentially, your intestines and stomach rot, while still alive. Then, we'll inject you with antibiotics, so that you can live a little longer, starving to death, without a path past your mouth for food. You cheeks will shrink inwards. Your ribs protrude from your thinning chest. Your hair will oddly grey, then fall out.
Then, the Princess Bride takes over:
"To the pain means that first you lose your feet below your ankles. Then, your hands at the wrists. Next your nose. [...] The next thing you'll lose is your left eye followed by your right. [...]
"Your ears you keep! And I'll tell you why. So that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish, every babe that weeps at your approach, every one woman that cries, 'Dear God, what IS that thing?!' will echo in your perfect ears."
Then, like Oedipus, you must wander the streets and highways of where-ever, blind and mute, until at last the furies find you.
At last, you may think, the furies and the refreshingly cold embrace of death, but wait. You reach those pearly gates, peering through, only to find, God is a Middle-Eastern woman. You recoil, and fall a thousand eternities in the meaningless abyss.
2/26/2008 6:39:34 AM
Die In A Fire award!
2/26/2008 5:12:54 PM
How very Christlike. Now what did those women ever do to you, Captain Misogyny?
2/26/2008 6:08:37 PM
I liked old FDR better than x-treme FDR.
2/26/2008 7:02:29 PM
melange for the win. You sure know how to hand out a brutal punishment.
2/26/2008 9:49:42 PM
You hate something so much that you decide to downgrade yourself to the lowest of the lowest. Again, why did you hate them, to begin with?
9/11/2008 10:55:12 PM
I hate Islam so much that I have decided that it would be fun to brutalize Muslim bitch women. I won't to do what the Serbs did. I will use my penis as a weapon and rape Muslim women on a trip to the Middle East. Grab their hair and put my penis in their filthy Quranic mouths!
I couldn't possibly care any less for Islam or their stupid book, but as a person who lives within the very vicinity of what you're talking about all I can say is; I'd really, REALLY like to see you try motherfucker. You are talking about raping the women of the animals who'd bury their own daughters alive just because they looked at some guy and smiled for FSM's sake. Do you have ANY fucking clue what they'll do to your pansy little ass if you tried pulling any of that stuff off?
That was awesome, especially the following part:
[At last, you may think, ..... the meaningless abyss.]
Unless that was a parody, you have some serious writing talent.
9/11/2008 11:41:02 PM
Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent-Isaac Asimov
9/11/2008 11:47:46 PM
Sickening. For such sorry wastes of brain matter, the Ancient Greeks had the right idea: the Brazen Bull. Die in a fire, some said?..
From Wikipedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brazen_bull):
Perillos of Athens, a brass-founder, proposed to Phalaris, Tyrant of Agrigentum, the invention of a new means for executing criminals; accordingly, he cast a brazen bull, made totally of brass, hollow, with a door in the side. The condemned was shut up in the bull and a fire was set under it, heating the metal until it became "yellow hot" and causing the person inside to roast to death. So that 'nothing unseemly might spoil his feasting', Phalaris commanded that the bull be designed in such a way that its smoke rose in spicy clouds of incense. The head of the ox was designed with a complex system of tubes and stops so that the prisoner's screams were converted into sounds like the bellowing of an infuriated bull. It is also said that when the bull was reopened, the scorched bones of the remains shone like jewels and were made into bracelets.
9/12/2008 1:32:42 AM
Hey, Kid, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
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