Too many women in the Church are walking in the very path of rebellion (which is witchcraft). There is never an excuse to be seductive in church. Be modest as the scriptures tell you to be.
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What? It's not the Kiddydiddler?
I doubt you know many women who can walk in those shoes. I know I can't...
What about a worthless person, a wicked man?
How do you walk with a mouth?
It's evil to point with your fingers?
@Swede
What about a worthless person, a wicked man?
It seems the original Prov. 6:12-15 read as following:
"A worthless person, a wicked man,
Walks with a perverse mouth;
He winks with his eyes,
He shuffles his feet,
He points with his fingers;
Perversity is in his heart,
He devises evil continually,
He sows discord.
Therefore his calamity shall come suddenly;
Suddenly he shall be broken without remedy."
I kinda like the ones in the far right lower corner, with all the studs. Very metal.
I love knowing that something as mundane as shoes makes fundies squirm in fear.
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'Being in the nude isn`t a disgrace unless you`re being promiscuous about it. After all, when God created Adam and Eve, they were stark naked. And in the Garden of Eden, God was probably naked as a jaybird too!'
-Bettie Page
...now would she have said what she did, if Bettie wasn't a Christian? And if she had no problem with wearing ultra-high heels, therefore...!
Good job, dumbass. By your own idiot definition, you just assembled and distributes porn far and wide. I'm sure ol' pappy Yahweh will see rea- *snk* reason and forgive you, though. *snk, snk*
So what do any of those verses have to do with shoes.
One other thing Eden Decoded, when high heeled shoes began, they were made for men. King Louis the XVI totally rocked those things.
"A worthless person, a wicked woman, Walks with a perverse mouth"
I was not aware that humans walk with their mouthes. Indeed, I can think of no animal that does - and I do consider myself very knowledgable when it comes to bizzare creatures.
the very path of rebellion (which is witchcraft)
Ok, wait a minute. Some designer's shoe models bear a resemblance to an artist's depiction of a non-existent mythological being and you call "Satan!"?
Come on, get a life.
And if you don't like women wearing those shoes to church, have the pastor drop his pants. I'll bet a number of them are wearing red womens' lace panties underneath.
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Ah the old argument of immodest clothes promote lust, so strictly wear modest clothing.
Only one problem with that argument: Victorian clothing which practically screams modesty, is actually a fetish for a lot of people.
Proverbs 6:12-15
12 A naughty person, a wicked man , walketh with a froward mouth.
13 He winketh with his eyes, he speaketh with his feet, he teacheth with his fingers;
14 Frowardness is in his heart, he deviseth mischief continually; he soweth discord.
15 Therefore shall his calamity come suddenly; suddenly shall he be broken without remedy.
Maybe the OP should have taken the next verses in that chapter to heart:
Proverbs 6:16-19
16 These six things doth the Lord hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him*:
17 A proud look, a lying tongue , and hands that shed innocent blood,
18 An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,
19 A false witness that speaketh lies , and he that soweth discord among brethren.
*God is a Monty Python’s Flying Circus fan. Who knew?
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