Grass at the time of creation was likely very different from the grass we have now. Walking for Adam may have been more like gliding. I don't imagine that heaven will be a place where grass is crushed under the feet of saints.
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It was Suppergrass! And Adam was Supperman, Eve was a slave because women dont have rights in the Bible. God was Adam's imagionary friend.
I have to tell everyone about this new discovery, even the Vatican.
It's hard to believe that anybody can have discussions like this, and actually be serious about it.
They can make up any silly notion they want, and if it fits into their fantasy world, then that's all the proof they need.
Pike, David,
This is the perfect example of how fundies, creationists and I guess some theologians, reach conclusions
@fundy idjit
I don't imagine that heaven will be a place where grass is crushed under the feet of saints
Yeah the grass in heaven will be rigid and will stick into the soles of your feet like nails.
On the one hand, without following the link to the original post, I cannot imagine how this might have come up.
On the other hand, I am deeply scared by the thoughts of the depths of insanity which might lead to this sort of comment.
On the gripping hand, oh screw it, I'll just read the link.
ETA: I'm just as puzzled now as I was before I read the link. I guess LittleNipper thinks that walking on grass kills it, or something?
"Starin' at the boob tube, turnin' on the big knob
Tryin' to find some life in the waste land
Fin'ly found a program, gonna deal with Mary Jane
Ready for a trip into hate land
Obnoxious Joe comes on the screen
Along with his guest self-righteous Sam
And one more guy who doesn't count
His hair and clothes are too far out
While pushin' back his glasses Sam is sayin' casually
"I was elected by the masses"
And with that in mind he starts to unwind
A vicious attack on the finest of grasses
Well it's evil, wicked, mean and nasty
(Don't step on the grass, Sam)
And it will ruin our fair country
(Don't be such an ass, Sam)
Well, it will hook your Sue and Johnny
(You're so full of bull, Sam)
All will pay that disagree with me
(Please give up you already lost the fight, alright)
Misinformation Sam and Joe
Are feeding to the nation
But the one who didn't count counted them out
By exposing all their false quotations
Faced by a very awkward situation
This is all he'd say to save the day
Well it's evil, wicked, mean and nasty
(Don't step on the grass, Sam)
And it will ruin our fair country
(Don't be such an ass, Sam)
Well, it will hook your Sue and Johnny
(You're so full of bull, Sam)
All will pay that disagree with me
(Please give up you already lost the fight alright)
You waste my coin Sam, all you can
To jail my fellow man
For smoking all the noble weed
You need much more than him
You've been telling lies so long
Some believe they're true
So they close their eyes to things
You have no right to do
Just as soon as you are gone
Hope will start to climb
Please don't stay around too long
You're wasting precious time
Well it's evil, wicked, mean and nasty
(Don't step on the grass, Sam)
And it will ruin our fair country
(Don't be such an ass, Sam)
Well, it will hook your Sue and Johnny
(You're so full of bull, Sam)
All will pay that disagree with me
(Please give up you already lost the fight, alright)"
Well, since there was no Adam, no fall, no heaven and no saints, I don't imagine that heaven will be a place where grass is crushed under the feet of saints, either.
Confused?
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