[Book review for "God's Gift to Women"]
Eric Ludy Deep within the rugged soul of every young man, there is a warrior in search of his sword and a poet in search of his pen. But heroic, prince-like masculinity is something most women only dream of in today's perverse and self-serving world. With contagious passion and boldness, Eric Ludy challenges you to forsake modern male mediocrity for Christ-built, warrior-poet manhood-manhood that will capture the heart of a woman and change the course of history.
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Manhood-manhood? Ah, I get it. It takes two penises to capture the heart of a woman (thereby changing the course of history somehow), but one of them may be a phallus, such as a sword or a pen. This book must be a list of suitable substi-cocks.
With my sword,
Oh, MAG, you mean that "manhood-manhood" should not be using a hyphen, but an em dash? That makes a lot more sense. Unfortunately, a lot of programs on the 'Net (including this one) tend to turn em dashes into mere hyphens, resulting in confusion like this.
Manhood-manhood? Ah, I get it. It takes two penises to capture the heart of a woman (thereby changing the course of history somehow), but one of them may be a phallus, such as a sword or a pen. This book must be a list of suitable substi-cocks.
@MJW
I suppose that's why Christian rap and Christian rock are so shit. They need to unleash their internal manhood, and stop whining about how much they love Jesus...
@Luffy
What the hell is "warrior-poet manhood"? Sounds like it requires copious amounts of Astroglide.
I love blurbs and trailers that end with "change the course of history"
Especially if, as in this instance, history won't care at all.
"Manhood-manhood"? Dude, it's 2011, not all women need big manly men to sweep them off their feet. Heck, some of them might like a little role reversal. Ever think of that, would-be warrior-poet?
Isn't being meek and mediocre supposed to be the Christian ideal? Men being perpetually servile to Christ and women being even more servile than that, making desiring a man at all a sin? Furthermore, wouldn't attempting to become a dashing, charismatic, influential, scholar/warrior only be an exercise in pride and an insult to Jesus?
You... Just... Suck.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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