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Re: Bigger than Flat Earth.Must Watch! Marijuana is The Christ.

Try some delicious Christ! "Just as the life force of an animal is contained in it's blood, so are the life force of plants contained in their beverages, concentrates and essential oils. When the spirits of these plants are personified by a patron Deity, the beverage or essential oil then becomes the "blood" or "milk" of that God or Godess which embodies all the life giving and other supernatural and magical virtues of these most sacred substances." Marijuana oil is the Blood of Christ. Jesus is the personification of this great plant of renown. The story of Jesus is parable for how to grow, cultivate and make the Blood of Christ. Quotes from the Gospel of Thomas to spice things up a bit. Is this not the secret of all secrets? Plants have spirits, plants were here first before humans, Jesus said, "If the flesh came into being because of spirit, that is a marvel, but if spirit came into being because of the body, that is a marvel of marvels.
"It will not come by watching for it. It will not be said, 'Look, here!' or 'Look, there!' Rather, the Father's kingdom is spread out upon the earth, and people don't see it." The Kingdom of Heaven is the plant kingdom

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