DannyTN #fundie

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(Discussing a plus-16 model that made the cover of Sports Illustrated)

America elects a foreign muslim as president
Russia lectures us on Christian values
America spies on it's own citizens
Homosexual marriage is now a right
Playboy starts issuing magazines with clothes on.
And now Sports Illustrated is featuring plus sized women.

They need to shut down the CERN Large hydron collider because I don't want to think about what's next.

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old comment by Anon-e-moose

1- Sir Leo Schultz (thus we in Hull don't care about the religion of our politicians: as long as they do what they're elected for).

2- In Soviet Britain, people lecture [i]you[/i].

3- CCTV cameras. Also, GCHQ*.

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No planes sticking out of our World Trade Centre.

4- I refer you to '2'.

5- Unlike "The Sun" with it's 'Page 3 Girls', the "Daily Mirror stopped doing pin-ups years ago. It's still here. We're still here. Life goes on...!

6- Well, if they got any thinner, "The Supermodels" comic strip in "Private Eye" would consist of just speech bubbles due to the characters being in the minus size range, and wouldn't even be one-dimensional. (Contd. P. 94. You're fired. Ed.)

...and if Galactus appears and he requires a cockring, then unless Geneva starts producing an even bigger hydro-gusher that dwarfs it's existing water fountain, then the LHC is a bit of a non-sequitur, even by you woo-tards' usual 'so out there you're past Pluto' standards. [/Doug Piranha-levels of sarcasm]

*- Y'know, considering you mentioning something ring-shaped...:

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...I'd have thought that you would be more scared of the above, Danny-boy.

old comment by Thinking Allowed

America elects a foreign muslim as president

We did? Who was that?

Russia lectures us on Christian values

Such as helping the poor, being humble, and loving your fellow man? Sorry, but I don't recall any of that.

America spies on it's own citizens

...and...?

It's not as new as you think it is.

Homosexual marriage is now a right

Why was it ever an issue?

Playboy starts issuing magazines with clothes on.

OH THE HORROR OF THAT.

By the way, here's the cover of the first issue.

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And now Sports Illustrated is featuring plus sized women.

Why is this a bad thing? I think it's great that SI is becoming more realistic in this move.

They need to shut down the CERN Large hydron collider because I don't want to think about what's next.

In order to not think, you have to start thinking to begin with Danny.

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Well, everybody else has already picked it apart, but I've got nothing else to say, so...

1) Really? When?
2) Oh, the irony!
3) Nothing new. Don't approve, but nothing new.
4) It has always been. It has only now just been recognized by the anti-progressive USA.
5) So? Also, pretty sure this is nothing new.
6) Finally! Even though I'm a man who isn't into BBW at all, it's nice to see some realistic women being featured. Besides, I like 'em with some curves.

And finally, wtf does the Large Hadron Collider have to do with this crap anyway? If you ask me, leave it on. If it produces a black hole then, well, perhaps we can use it to dump all our trash (read: fundies) into.

old comment by Myony

1: Like everyone and their mother has said earlier, no. The closest we've come to this was that Ted Cruz asshole, and he's still just a candidate for the time being.
2: W-wha? When was this?
3: Okay, you have a point there. This is nothing new, though.
4: ABOUT DAMN TIME. And why did it take so long? Because idiots like you, Mr. Danny, kept talking about it being SEN and GOH-WING AGAINST GAWAD'Z WAAAAAIZ!!!!!1!!
5: I don't read Playboy, so I'll shut up about this.
6: So? What's the problem here?

>"They need to shut down the CERN Large hydron collider because I don't want to think about what's next."

I don't think CERN has anything related to hydrons. I doubt anyone does, for that matter.

Tell me you’re ____ without using the word.
1. A racist
2. Subject to Russian propaganda
3. Unconcerned about what the FBI has done since fucking HOOVER until it affected Trump
4. Homophobe
5. Short attention span idiot (Olivia Munn, Bernadette Peters, Raquel Welch, many others were featured with clothes on over the years)
6. Objectifier of women.
7. Afraid of science i don’t understand (probably starting with what actually happens when somene throws the light switch)

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