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Atheist techies are pothead degenerates

Neil deGRASS

Lately people have been noticing that the world’s biggest baal earth promoter, Neil deGrass Tyson, aside from being an affirmative-action hymie-weird-style hyped up mythical supanigga from da hood, is obstreperously a pothead. Somewhere in the haze of his bizarre homilies to his ancestral slavemason, Isaac Newton, deGRASS gets the munchies and gorges his fat ass on stardust pizza.

Carl Sagan

It surely doesn’t bother atheists/wankers that the founder of all their billyuns and billyuns, the host of the whole cosmos PBS series that dominated the public’s junk metaphysics for a generation, the poasterboy of slavemason science(fiction) Carl Sagan (a pharasitic surname that means pot maker, haw haw), was a totally-stoned, braindead kyke who heavily promoted THC use in his lifetime.

Sagan had extensive knowledge of the plant through his own use, and credits its use with awakening a deeper understanding within him. In 1969 Sagan penned an essay under the pseudonym Mr. X, concluding that “the illegality of cannabis is outrageous, an impediment to full utilization of a drug which helps produce the serenity and insight, sensitivity and fellowship so desperately needed in this increasingly dangerous world.”

Bill Gates

This guy isn’t only a dope and a total fraud who knows nothing about computers, he’s a crypto-pharasite obsessed with cutting the dicks of every brown baby on the planet. When looking over the filth that is modern science, pornocracy, and general ZOG malaise, it’s hard to find a degenerate more infectious and insidious than Bill Gates – and it’s hard to imagine that they’re something else yet wrong with this demonic freak – he’s a pothead.

Steve Jobs

Could there ever be a more kosher, queer and utterly useless hero of atheist lore? And yup, he was stoned the whole time.

Einswine

Though Einswine smoked a lot of other stuff, they say “probably not weed”. But at the very least he was an inbreeding pedophile pervert. (He told the cousin he was marrying that her underage daughter was hot and wanted to eff her/marry her instead). He was the posterboy for a theory he plagiarized and had his cousin/wife write a paper on, relativity. This theory only exists to explain why another theory, gravity, doesn’t work. And gravity was invented to explain why copernican lucifer-centrism doesn’t work. And I guess Copernicus (a mason) made up the heliocentric idea because he 1) loved lucifer and 2) wanted to enslave the masses with misinformation as the freemasons dictate. Gravitation, relativity, and the einstein hoax that continues to propel the “G” motto of enslavement through disinfo. Oneball said,

"Pipe smoking contributes to a somewhat calm and objective judgment of human affairs."

So sayeth the “sage”. To date, this author has seen zero evidence that Einswine has ever done anything remotely useful in the field of science that could be said to help us understand the real world. He invented nothing, just went around stumping anything that moved – or stayed home stroking his violin and sucking a pipe if he couldn’t find a place to rub his scar of david.

Richard Feynman

Wanker hero Dick Feignman helped Einswine feign the A-bomb – and he sucked mexifags.

Stephen Jay Gould

Another pharasite and dinohoaxer. God gave it cancer, and it started smoking lots of pot.

Sogay Brin

Sogay, known for crossdressing in college, is a geek atheist idol, tech-age monopolist and a bongboy.

With article names like “7 Successful, Famous, Cannabis-Smoking Geniuses“, “6 Famous Geniuses You Didn’t Know Were Perverts“, “The 10 Smartest Pot Smokers on the Planet— Cool Enough to Admit It“, referenced above, you have to wonder if any of these modern role models have any merit to them at all.

Something that rarely occurs to the golem sheeple is that, if your intellectual heroes are 1) a drooling, withered wheelchair jockey, a 2) a plagiarizing, filthy pervert pharisee who gave birth to two retards, couldn’t speak english after 30 years in the USSA and thinks he invented the atomic bomb, a 3) dick slicing, pothead jewbag who can’t use a terminal but thinks he’s a programmer, 4) a cotton-picking, pear-head affirmative action project, a 5) child raping, nagging ZOG thought policeman, a 6) dopey, doobage-brained dweeb who rambles on about billyuns and billyuns, a 7) GRIDS-infested pharasitic “nerd” who also can’t use a terminal and invented nothing (and all of the above being choses, except for number one)—.then stop wanking and wake up to the life-affirming sciences of your chaste and benevolent teachers of traditional religion. Chastity frees you from the chains of kosher science, the whores of zog bankers, and allows you to realize who the real geniuses are.

OM and Amen

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