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#33632
Napoleon the Clown
Crop circles are proven to be man made. In fact, some of the people who made a few of the larger ones stepped forward and recorded the process. It took all of a few hours, some boards, and some rope.
5/6/2006 10:23:45 PM
#33640
Nic
Attack of the Satanic alien clones from space!
5/6/2006 10:45:33 PM
#33649
Talisman
\"Crop circles - what do they mean?\"
They mean that people will read meaning into damn near anything at all.
\"Are the aliens sending us messages through the crop circles?\"
Why the hell would they use something as inefficient as crop circles? Is the postage from Alpha Centauri too high or what? I'd suggest they send their message by email but with all the spam flying around the internet nobody would see it anyway.
\"I personally believe in aliens, and I think it will be the strongest deception ever created by Satan...\"
I have a feeling that if an alien ever lands his UFO and comes out of his craft he'll be beaten to death by a rabid fundy before he can utter \"We come in peace.\"
\"If man can clone animals, there's a possibility that Satan can use our DNA and clone aliens in outer space.\"
Here's a brain bender for ya matthewgoh: If Satan uses our own DNA to create them, can we truely call them \"aliens\"?
Careful. Don't think too hard or you'll hurt yourself on that one.
5/6/2006 11:17:49 PM
#33676
J. Twiford
LOL! Satan needs our DNA to create clones! Does he have that much spare time from causing all of the evil in thw world that he needs a side hobby of cloning humans?
5/7/2006 12:24:12 AM
#33689
Dan
\"Do you think they are real or just man made hoaxes?\"
Um, both. They are real in that they realllllly exist. But they're unquestionably man-made.
5/7/2006 12:52:55 AM
#33717
Papabear
Matt -- Your hinges are dangerously loose. Get some professional psychiatric help.
5/7/2006 1:18:28 AM
#33727
Julian
I dunno, is the 'radius' 3 times the diameter, or 3.14159etc times the diameter?
5/7/2006 1:26:54 AM
#33731
JadedRevenge
Figures, Satan's a scientist.
5/7/2006 1:29:44 AM
#33755
The Meromorph
\"Do you think they are real or just man made hoaxes?\"
They are as real as the Bible, and just as much a man made hoax...
5/7/2006 2:32:29 AM
#33760
Dante's Virgil
Whoa! Fundies and Tin foil hat wearers just crossed streams!
::wiping ectoplasma off::
5/7/2006 3:03:01 AM
#33764
CousinTed
>>Crop circles - what do they mean?<<
They mean you're fucking insane, nub-head!
5/7/2006 3:09:35 AM
#33790
The Last Conformist
If they're cloned humans, they're not really \"aliens\", are they?
5/7/2006 6:30:29 AM
#33795
Tiny Bulcher
And another thing: 'DNA' does not mean 'magic stuff you can make critters out of' - Jurassic Park and Star Trek are not real science, 'kay?
5/7/2006 7:18:53 AM
#33836
TDR
oh for crying out loud.
this guy shouldn't be allowed near anyting as complicated as a computer. Put him back in his padded cell.
5/7/2006 3:53:58 PM
#33845
MJW
Oh well, this poster seemed like a lucid, normal human being until the last paragraph. Such a shame...
5/7/2006 4:51:47 PM
#33865
Hadanelith
\"Crop circles - what do they mean?\"
Nothing.
5/7/2006 5:59:55 PM
#33906
Anti-Goth
<Attack of the Satanic alien clones from space!>
Coming soon to a theater near you! Rated PG-13 for violence, crude humor, and some sacrifices.
5/7/2006 7:33:12 PM
#34124
Maronan
<<<Crop circles - what do they mean?>>>
They mean some people have way too much spare time. Aside from that, nothing.
<<<I personally believe in aliens, and I think it will be the strongest deception ever created by Satan.>>>
Or they could be from God. There's an easy way to tell; just take a few measurements of the crop circle and calculate pi from them. If pi = 3, the circle is Biblical and the aliens are good. If pi ? 3.14159, the circle is Satanic, and the aliens belong to the evil science-supporting Satan.
EDIT: The \"roughly equals\" sign keeps getting replaced by a question mark! Oh well.
5/8/2006 6:03:27 AM
#34185
David D.G.
What Meromorph said. Crop circles are real designs that are made by real people, period. Please get a real life.
~David D.G.
5/8/2006 3:01:13 PM
#34385
Crosis
<<< Do you think they are real or just man made hoaxes? >>>
Given the number of people who have demonstrated that they can be done easily by humans, and the total lack of evidence of alien contact or any means for them to make crop circles here without contact, I'm going to go with hoax here.
<<< I dunno, is the 'radius' 3 times the diameter, or 3.14159etc times the diameter? >>>
1/2 times the diameter. You're thinking of the circumference (or is the use of 'radius' here deliberate for reasons unknown to me?).
5/8/2006 10:19:31 PM
#34603
Julian
If they want our attention, apparently flying a plane into a building works rather well.
5/9/2006 7:20:22 AM
#35924
Rime
Crop Circles? Only one of the most original video games I've ever played. The aliens leave data in these patterns and some poor zlektgob drew the short mektau and has to run around farmyards getting the data without being shot to death by angry farmers. Escape from Planet 3!
5/13/2006 1:28:06 AM
#39140
Breakerslion
Matt:
The Rand Corporation, in conjunction with the Reverse Vampires, have been stealing human DNA from human nostrils and giving it to S.A.T.A.N (Scientific Alliance To Annihilate Nitwits) for years. Your DNA somehow keeps showing up and ruining the whole batch, so we have to start over.
5/24/2006 6:36:05 PM
#371750
Philbert McAdamia
Some of these, less dangerous fundies, are comical to read. They sure assign a lot of power to this Devil of theirs. Since they believe "God" for the be all, end all creator why is it they never seem to figure it just might be their guy still making civilizations throughout the universe? No, it has to be Satan! It's evil. Cloning = science = Devil's work. Maybe after The Big G rested on day 7 he went to work elsewhere, having finished up with Earth - and maybe he fathered more sacrifices to their planets, and they have their own bibles and such. Nope.
Evil. Satan. One answer fits all. lol
12/29/2007 12:51:31 AM
#567005
DGen
ZOMG REALLY!?! :P
7/1/2008 3:49:43 AM
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