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Quote# 1140

[On seemingly inexcusable Biblical contradictions]

Now the truth is, the Lord, in His Book, has purposely prepared many a trap for the unwary, the egotistical, the lazy, the insincere, the hypocritical, and the deceiver.

edjones, Christian Forums 6 Comments [10/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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#151427
Rahab

So if you're a sincere Christian, any and all contradictions in the Bible go away? What, do the words change around or something?

2/2/2007 12:44:23 AM

#151440
Doctor Whom

Actually, in the fundy churches, once you become a sincere believer, it's independent thought that goes away. Then, whenever Pastor says that up is down, day is night, and the sun rises in the west, you nod in agreement.

2/2/2007 1:02:41 AM

#151499
fuzon

And you fuckers fell for every one of 'em, didn't ya?

2/2/2007 3:54:21 AM

#151507
BurntBush

\"unwary, the egotistical, the lazy, the insincere, the hypocritical, and the deceiver\"

Why don't you just say \"christians\"

2/2/2007 4:33:31 AM

#151523
Beccs

I was going to say EXACTLY what BurntBush said!

2/2/2007 5:25:28 AM

#459397
Tom S. Fox

Hahahaha, this is perfect!
Look what he wrote earlier: http://www.fstdt.com/fundies/comments.aspx?q=1141

Talking about moving the goalposts!

4/8/2008 11:58:15 PM
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