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#31628
Amos
>>That really stirs the bee hive.<<
Thanks. I was wondering \"What would happen to Jim, here, if the world were just?\" And you answered that question: bees. Lots and lots of angry bees.
4/30/2006 1:45:55 AM
#31639
Julian
Wow that's a real knee slapper from a guy that wears a dress.
4/30/2006 2:10:05 AM
#31645
NotMe
To bad your scaring people away. Might be the arrogance, it is rumored that high class arrogance can be smelled over a 10 miles distance.
4/30/2006 2:13:51 AM
#31652
Julian
We can smell it from here and we're on the other side of the Pacific.
4/30/2006 2:22:29 AM
#31670
Jaded\\_Revenge
I betcha if we put \"christianity is an alternative DEATH CYCLE\" on a billboard the chrisitans would claim persecution
4/30/2006 3:53:17 AM
#31685
mad dog
may you get stung with them
4/30/2006 4:25:42 AM
#31686
Papabear
Of course, since he's a Fundie, he can't write.
He seems absolutely gleeful at his being able to annoy people. I remember people like him from 2nd grade, but I think they grew out of it.
4/30/2006 4:26:01 AM
#31687
Julian
I thought you were meant to encourage thought and attract members, not ostracise your church from society?
The Lord works in mysogynous ways.
4/30/2006 4:30:07 AM
#31710
The Last Conformist
Troller and proud of it award?
4/30/2006 9:57:46 AM
#31722
Nezu Chiza
Why don't churches ever put up true but \"fun\" signs? Something like \"Religion is just a crutch for those who can't take responsibility for themselves.\" or \"Life is a death sentence.\" or something? Why do they have to always attack homosexuality, something which doesn't have any influence on their lives at ALL except for the hatred they spew against it?
4/30/2006 11:03:42 AM
#31734
JadedRevenge
I always liked the \"Ch__ch, whats missing? You are\"
4/30/2006 12:47:10 PM
#31746
Papabear
Re: #34263
And I plan to stay missing, thank you.
4/30/2006 3:07:19 PM
#31750
shell
\"Repent or die\"
Still my favorite.
4/30/2006 3:49:30 PM
#31765
Crosis
I think my favorite has to be:
\"Today's Sermon: What is Hell?
Come early and listen to our choir practice!\"
4/30/2006 6:48:47 PM
#31777
CousinTed
They were probably just calling in because it was a really retarded slogan.
4/30/2006 8:29:08 PM
#31780
TDR
It was cute - my mother in law's church had \"you can't stumble when you're on your knees\"
it got a few giggles, so they added \"in prayer\" to the end, just to clarify.
4/30/2006 8:55:58 PM
#31857
Julian
TDR - it's rude to talk with one's mouth full isn't it?
5/1/2006 5:09:05 AM
#31889
Aesmael
It's nice, but not as effective as \"We HATE you! Join us!\".
5/1/2006 11:48:52 AM
#31904
David D.G.
And Christianity is a mainstream hate style, apparently. Congratulations on making your bigotry so publicly transparent.
~David D.G.
5/1/2006 1:38:22 PM
#32043
Julian
If you hate things you don't understand as much as we do, come join us brothers. (sister's use other door)
5/2/2006 5:43:10 AM
#190577
God
I would imagine it stirs people up because you're condemning people due to how they were born. HOMOSEXUALITY IS NOT A CHOICE OR A LIFESTYLE. IT'S GENETIC.
3/24/2007 8:20:12 PM
#395399
Gjervan
My eyes went sthraight to the caps, and I read it first as
DEATH WISH!
"Now you're gonna' meet him"
1/31/2008 6:51:09 PM
#623150
In my experience, churches with signs like that get molotoved.
8/9/2008 11:02:00 AM
#638162
stan
yeah i always loved seeing
"salvation is best achieved on your knees"
they left that up for so long
8/17/2008 5:25:53 PM
#658056
God
"Homosexuality is an alternate DEATH STYLE!"
And the other "death style" is the cult of christianity.
8/29/2008 3:53:25 AM
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