[Arguing for circumcision. He thinks cervical cancer spontaneously generates in smegma]
Should you have to wear a condom all the time when having sex with your wife because you don't want to give her cervical cancer? I thought the bonus to being circumcized was that it felt better? How is wrapping it up in rubber accomplishing that?
Do you scrub your willy minutes before you have sex everytime you have sex? Just because you washed that morning in the shower doesn't mean it doesn't have smegma in it that evening.
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Furthermore, recent studies have shown that second-hand smegma can lead to cervical cancer in women who don't have direct contact with the dirty penis.
I suspect that in Houston's case, 'scrubbing his willy' IS sex.
Silly Houston, getting smegma on you just gives you superpowers, like when peter parker was bitten by a radioactive spider.
You don't really hear about the results, though, unless you watch a lot of porn.
Actually, he has a tiny grain of truth here. Cervical cancer is caused by one or more of the more than 100 strains of human papillomavirus. Women with high numbers of sexual partners run a higher risk of developing cervical cancer than women with low numbers of partners. So, put in a very basic, inexact way, sex *does" cause cervical cancer. However, as long as one looks after his basic hygene, circumcision and smegma have nothing to do with it.
"I thought the bonus to being circumcized was that it felt better?"
Nobody took him to task for this line. In all fairness, it isn't to the same level of idiocy as the rest of his quote. Nevertheless, recent studies on the subject of penile sensitivity would tend to indicate the reverse. Circumcision decreases sensitivity. That's why there are a number of men in the USA trying to reverse their circumcisions.
Check out http://www.norm.org/
"Should you have to wear a condom all the time when having sex with your wife because you don't want to give her cervical cancer?" tl;dr...
Apologetics for lack of personal hygiene, much? Houston, we have a problem: you stink!
X3
Besides, if we were meant to be circumcised, then why were we born with foreskins in the first place?!
Thus the whole fragile edifice that is 'Intelligent Design'/Creationism comes (no pun intended) crashing down (even without Kitzmiller vs. Dover)
@Philbert McAdamia
"Smegma.
Great name for a punk rock band. Sounds Dutch."
Their lead singer would presumably be called 'Nobcheese'. >_< X3
Don't forget the regular use of the word as a 'profanity' in "Red Dwarf" by Lister et al: 'Smeg!' 'Smeghead' and so on.
Males have foreskins because God likes to collect them , so every o often he orders them cut off and sacrificed to Him. Why he cant just majic up a chestful of them is never explained. Nor for that matter what he does with them.
Perhaps if Houston filled a fleshlight with hand sanitizer and gave his willy a few pumps before sex he would be free of the virus that causes cervical cancers ?
"Do you scrub your willy"
(*sings to the tune of "The Sailor's Hornpipe' *):
'Do your balls hang low
Can you swing them to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot
Can you tie them in a bow?
Do you get a funny feeling
When they're hanging from the ceiling
Oh you'll never be a sailor
If your balls hang low!'
X3 [/"Bottom"]
'SMEG!'
[/"Red Dawrf"]
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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