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#31539
The Last Conformist
Everyone is born Christian? What are you smoking, and can I have some?
4/29/2006 5:02:16 PM
#31540
Nic
I think \"everyone will want to marry sandwiches or trees\" is the most unique form of this argument I've ever heard. Usually they stick with the \"people marrying animals\" thing.
Although, I've had some pretty damn good sandwiches in my life.
4/29/2006 5:11:59 PM
#31542
NotMe
Marrying sandwiches? I prefer One night stands. Sandwiches have got really bad hygiene and after a few days they just stink far to much to hang around them.
Make no mistake: EVERYONE is born christian. Except for 5,999,999,999 out of 6,000,000,000 people.
4/29/2006 5:25:13 PM
#31543
Nekhbet
You poor thing, are you suffering from the delusions that polygamy is legal in the U S and that a sandwich, a tree or a sheep will ever be considered consenting adults and therefore able to enter into a binding contract i.e. marriage. SLIPPERY SLOPE!!
4/29/2006 5:44:39 PM
#31544
Smeagol
Everyone is born an ATHEIST, moron. Religious beliefs are FORCED on children.
I had a wonderful relationship with a pastrami on rye once . . . until I found out it was cheating on me with a Northern Oak! *sob*
4/29/2006 5:47:22 PM
#31545
Bob_Zimmerman
Better not tell Abraham that his marriages were \"currupted\" by Mormons before they even existed.
4/29/2006 5:53:15 PM
#31546
mad dog
I think the muslims and buddhists would disagree with you, AngryNotice. BTW, gay folks ALREADY do want to marry.
4/29/2006 6:10:47 PM
#31547
Captain Slack
o/ Been around the world and found that only stupid people are breeding, the cretins crawling and feeding... o/
4/29/2006 6:11:24 PM
#31548
Sierra
\"where will the line be drawn???\"
Let's draw the line at consenting adults, ok?
4/29/2006 6:14:43 PM
#31553
Papabear
\"this is common sense!\"
My Fundie parser indicates that when a Fundie starts a passage with \"this is common sense\" it means that this is crap and nobody but my fellow assbite Fundies will believe it.
\"everyone is born a christian,\"
What did I tell you? Absolutely and entirely Fundie bullshit. Babies aren't born with beliefs and belief is what makes one a Xian.
\"later in life they may decide to believe in something else. like many atheists and agnostics that choose to believe that way because they feel(and wrongully so) that there is no god.\"
Right, atheists do not believe in God, however, we are not wrong.
\"Wrongully\" Nice spelling, genius.
\"marriage is a christian birthright\"
Wrong again. Marriage existed long, long, long before Xianity. Remember, Abraham was married. Jacob was married. Not to mention, of course, that pagans of that era also married.
\"a. polygamy is a perverted version of 'marriage' currupted by the minds of mormons.\"
If you had ever read the Bible you would know that Jews and Xians were allowing polygamy throughout the eras during which the Bible was written.
\"if we allow that kind of stuff to stand then soon gays will want to marry\"
If you had been paying attention you might have noticed that gay people *do* want to marry. According to my Fundie parser what you really mean is \"I don't want to marry another guy, so homosexual marriage can't be allowed. I think it's just icky!\"
\"soon people will want to marry sandwiches or trees.\"
Wrong again, but so what? What's it to you if some guy marries his sandwich? Doesn't mean your marriage would be any less, just means that guy is a nutjob.
\"where will the line be drawn???\"
Who cares?
\"as a christian birthright, it is out job to put a stop to it before it becomes abused byp eople who take it for granted\"
There you go again. Marriage is not a Xian birthright.
Please learn to spell... and think.
4/29/2006 6:48:38 PM
#31559
McCulloch
This one is a switch. Most of the fundies oppose gay marriage because then people will want polygamy. Now they are opposed to polygamy because it may lead to gay marriage.
4/29/2006 7:48:48 PM
#31565
Julian
Roll up! Roll up! Roll up!
Seeeeeeee the world's slipperiest slope!
Riiiiiide the world's slipperiest slope!
only 5c. Hurry folks, limited time only!
4/29/2006 8:39:09 PM
#31568
Julian
See the great thing about vegetables is they have no rights, so after you've fucked them, you can trade them in for a younger one. (No that wasn't a Terry Schiavo joke)
Justin - have you tried to tell angry notice about 'Theory of Mind'? (I think the closest he's ever come was a coincidentally colocated 'Theory of Behind') I just love the Theory of MInd ramifications - until you develop ToM you cannot believe in God. You also cannot lie.
4/29/2006 8:42:38 PM
#31569
Julian
But if we're all born Christian, it must be our birthright too you fucking retarded piece of shit!
4/29/2006 8:43:59 PM
#31588
awhell
Where do I begin??
4/29/2006 10:44:36 PM
#31599
Crosis
<<< everyone is born a christian >>>
My ass, they are.
<<< marriage is a christian birthright >>>
That would explain why it predates Christianity.
<<< if we allow that kind of stuff to stand then soon gays will want to marry, soon people will want to marry sandwiches or trees. >>>
The first one: why not? The last two: no one (except possibly you) is that crazy.
<<< where will the line be drawn??? >>>
Consenting adults.
4/29/2006 11:09:47 PM
#31600
Julian
EXCELLENT!!!
AngryNotice just said all Christian gays can get married!
Furthermore, we shouldn't discriminate against their Christianity because they were born that way...
4/29/2006 11:10:49 PM
#31622
Bob
How do people this dumb manage to blink without hurting themselves?
4/30/2006 12:47:35 AM
#31640
Dante's Virgil
AngryNotice is a retard. And a regular contender for every award this forum has ever bestowed.
I had a fundie preacher claim I \"knew\" god when I was little. Nope. Sorry, buddy. Sure you did, he kept on. Nope. I didn't. And how the hell would you know WHAT I or anyone else did or didn't know as a kid?
4/30/2006 2:10:11 AM
#31658
Aesmael
Even funnier with the first part: \"he chose to become a muslim if thats the case. they are indocterinated at a young age. ask yourself, did jesus choose to be a christian, or was he born that way????\"
Jesus was a christian? o_0
4/30/2006 2:58:58 AM
#31669
Maronan
<<<if we allow that kind of stuff to stand then soon gays will want to marry, soon people will want to marry sandwiches or trees. where will the line be drawn???>>>
Aww, come on guys! Don't flame him. He spent all night buttering that slope! He's just tired. Let's wait 'til he wakes up.
Of course, he'll be really pissed off that there's been a full recall on Acme Slip-O Butter, due to its sticky, non-slippery nature.
4/30/2006 3:52:32 AM
#31684
Julian
<<<<, soon people will want to marry sandwiches or trees. where will the line be drawn???>>>>
I'm guessing somewhere between cucumbers and cactus. (in both cases)
4/30/2006 4:22:18 AM
#31690
Alex W.
We should do a monthy award for the stupidest, most bigoted fundie every month, I'm pretty sure AngryNotice would win this month's.
4/30/2006 5:15:45 AM
#31698
Babbleon
I married a sandwich. My wife is my hero.
4/30/2006 9:07:48 AM
#31720
Julian
You up for a triple stacker?
4/30/2006 10:43:51 AM
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