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#31474
kmisho
If terrorist christians tell you to stop believeing in Mohammaed, I say still believe...
4/29/2006 2:56:47 AM
#31497
Julian
I'm kinda fond of his missing comma or period here.
NO WAY I BELIEVE IN JESUS 100%
4/29/2006 4:18:10 AM
#31625
b. beau brinker
Bob: \"I wonder if his reaction would be the same if they threatened his life.\"
probably the same as that girl at Columbine...
4/30/2006 1:08:37 AM
#31647
Julian
That was a myth her mother milked to sell books.
http://www.atheists.org/flash.line/colo10.htm
4/30/2006 2:16:44 AM
#31662
MARONAN
IF SOMEONE THREATENS TO KILL EVERYONE I LOVE, I'LL LET THEM DO IT AND IT'S A GOOD THING... YOU CAN TELL IT'S TRUE BECAUSE I'M SHOUTING... AND I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT PUNCTUATION, ....
4/30/2006 3:26:04 AM
#33959
Ed
<<<Justin Shanahan (I LOVE TECHNO, TRANCE, RAVE..etc)>>>
Heh...heh heh...
5/7/2006 11:49:01 PM
#254794
JM
Hey, why is this even here? At least he's honest and consistent about what he believes. I don't see why this one made it past Public Admin.
6/25/2007 8:40:05 PM
#254945
SATAN
LOL CAPS LOCK...YOU WOULD BE CRYING AND BLUBBERING LIKE A LITTLE WEAK FOOL...TRUST ME
6/26/2007 2:48:37 AM
#255002
Laurel
As we used to sing in church: "Stand up, stand up for Jesus!--Oh, for Christ's sake, sit down!" (-:
I bet this tool believes every word of that classic lying for Jesus tome, She Said Yes.
6/26/2007 5:43:46 AM
#255059
ArmandT
It's time like these I wonder what happens when you put fundies from both religions together in a room.
Cause the winner would definitely be society.
6/26/2007 7:31:31 AM
#489517
LAchlan
Would you take a pen0r in the booty for Jesus?
5/7/2008 4:32:26 PM
#742547
i cant wait to go to heaven and i bet your family cant wait either...
i think jesus would forgive you if you lied to them...
maby.
just think of everything else hes forgiven you for
10/31/2008 7:54:36 PM
#742551
oh and you guys are kind of rude.
not nice at all
fuck yooor society and your grammatical conformity...
you will have neither when your dead and rotting...
vain.
10/31/2008 8:00:40 PM
#742564
a mind far far away
Did anyone else notice how his grammar got better when he started typing in all caps? Now THAT'S fucked up.
10/31/2008 8:15:26 PM
#742575
GigaGuess
I'm sure your kids will go to their graves happily knowing that although they got brutally murdered, your faith never wavered. You need to get a license to get a dog, but any retard can have a kid... -_-
10/31/2008 8:36:15 PM
#743391
Zoe
CAPS OF TRUTH!
11/1/2008 6:02:42 PM
#1367180
Sentry Gun
Honey, children, come here ! Look out ! A giant talking asshole !
1/18/2012 8:41:08 AM
#1367190
Sasha
SHOUTING FOR JESUS!!!!!
1/18/2012 9:10:19 AM
#1367191
JohnTheAtheist
How about you just cross your fingers when you deny Jesus? Be like a big joke that you are playing with lord. Get a good laugh!
1/18/2012 9:13:51 AM
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