Gotta love those fundie family values.
4/28/2006 9:18:40 AM
I wonder if his reaction would be the same if they threatened his life.
4/28/2006 10:02:12 AM
\"I BELIEVE IN JESUS 100% SO IF THEY TAKE MY FAMILY LIFE I'LL LET THEM\"
Yeah, yeah, yeah. You come back and tell us all about it after it really happens.
\"I STAND UP FOR JESUS\"
I predict you will be curled up in a fetal position begging and whimpering.
Why don't any of these buttheads ever \"Shut up and sit down for Jeses?\"
4/28/2006 10:31:21 AM
STOP SCREAMING YOU STUPID FUNDIE ASSHAT!!
4/28/2006 11:30:13 AM
Deus Ex Machina
One of these days my ears are going to bleed from all the capilization... Screaming things doesn't make them more true...
4/28/2006 11:34:09 AM
How come half a sentence was nto capitalized, and the rest of the pragraph was? There's something fundamentallt wrong with that...
So this 'imagined' persecution thing is what christians resort to now. Why the hell would a terrorist take over somebody's house and threaten somebody's family if he doesn't stop beleiving in Jesus? What sort of terrorist attack is that?
4/28/2006 11:58:06 AM
I'd can see this in the news.
Boy shits in his pants and worships Satan and the easter bunny to save his own life afterterroristskilled his family.
4/28/2006 12:11:30 PM
Papabear: Jeses? As in, the 95 Jeses?
4/28/2006 12:28:54 PM
So Justin, how many terrorists are there in South Gate Ca. and how many of them have actually approached you? Have you had these delusions for a long time?
4/28/2006 1:23:27 PM
Hey, how come the comments are completely gone for some of the posts above from previous days? What happened?
4/28/2006 1:27:40 PM
now, that would be interesting. A christian rave.
4/28/2006 1:32:53 PM
I would remove this family member from my will.
4/28/2006 1:52:43 PM
The Last Conformist
(Too Many Caps; Didn't Read)
4/28/2006 2:05:25 PM
Real Christians don't believe in proper capitalization... The practice of using different miniscule and majuscule letters originated with the idol-worshipping Greeks and the pagan germanic tribes! And possibly also some of the evil Jews who used Samaritan script. Certainly, our Lord Jesus Christ who spoke Aramaic did not know about capitalization, so why should true Christians learn it?
That having been said... WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE? I would think God would forgive you for simply lying to the terrorist in this case. At least I would hope so...
4/28/2006 2:45:03 PM
Nick -- Oops. Typo. Just part of my rant about J-e-s-u-s. There, I think I spelled it right this time.
4/28/2006 3:25:59 PM
If you're so fired up about Jesus, why don't you go be with him, then?
4/28/2006 3:29:13 PM
Virgil - The comments are still there, as far as I've been able to tell. The counter just reads 0.
As for a \"Rave for Jesus!\", http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0200/rave.html
4/28/2006 4:38:41 PM
How about a \"Take my wife, please\" award?
4/28/2006 4:43:15 PM
Bob, this reads like blasphemy.
\"Miss Taffy, Miss Judy, have some punch. Jesus wants you to!\". Taking the name of the lord in vain. Claiming that he endorses your ideas.
<<We drank punch and we talked in tongues>>
The punch was spiked. They were either stoned or drunk and were blabbering incoherently, not in a foreign language.
<<Then a miracle happened. Lights from Heaven in many colors started beaming on us all.>>
The disco lamps kicked in.
<<someone handed us a little glow-in-the-dark wand. Sister Judy and I began praying and waving that little wand all around. \"It is a Jesus stick! I yelled over the music. \"Praise The Lord!\">>
<<who should appear before me but Jesus himself! \"Sister Taffy\", he said, \"What do you think you are doing out here in this field carrying on so? You look like you are out of your mind!\" Well friends, I looked Him right in the eye and I said to Him, \"Talk to the praying hand Jesus, I am a'worshiping your Daddy!>>
The punch was most certainly spiked and or alcoholic in nature.
4/28/2006 4:52:46 PM
WRITIN IN CAPITAL MAKES ME THE BESTEST! YOU ALL SMELL OF POO! GO JESUS, HE IS T'LOLZERS!!!
4/28/2006 4:53:12 PM
NotMe - It's from Landover. If you don't know who they are, they're a parody site. Wonderfully funny stuff all around. Go read some.
4/28/2006 5:18:51 PM
Fair enough. Just never say anything about \"family values\" again.
4/28/2006 7:05:35 PM
GREAT! That just means they'll kill you, too imbecile.
Oh, and, other than on bad TV shows, terrorists don't often stop to chat about your religious beliefs before they kill you.
4/28/2006 7:24:44 PM
\"NO WAY I BELIEVE IN JESUS 100%\"
Blasphemy by omission of punctuation.
4/29/2006 12:12:48 AM
Give me your hot sister if you love Jesus.
4/29/2006 12:54:39 AM