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I have been thinking of where the Garden of Eden is. After Noah's flood, it must have been buried under water. That is why no one has ever found it before. I think that it is in the Bermuda Triangle area because God said that He would send an angel to watch over it. All the strange happenings there, scuba divers disappearing under the sea... that is either it or there is a dinosaur down there...

lily00, Christian Forums 19 Comments [4/26/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Mandrake
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#30754
Babbleon

Maybe both. It'd make a great movie:

\"Godzilla vs. Gabriel -- The Feud-a in Bermuda\"

(sorry)

4/26/2006 6:32:35 AM

#30755
NotMe

I claim that th garden of eden is located on the backside of the alien ship that created life.
With all the weird things happening qith cattle mutilations and people dissapearing, this has to be true. Or it is a hoax.

4/26/2006 6:46:56 AM

#30757
Aesmael

Repost ain't it?

Sometimes we don't find things because they don't exist. Sometimes we find them even if they don't.

4/26/2006 6:55:29 AM

#30765
Julian

Oh shit! Another fundy that's never read the bible!

Genesis 2:10-14
And a river went out of Eden to water the garden; and from thence it was parted, and became into four heads.

The name of the first [is] Pison: that [is] it which compasseth the whole land of Havilah, where [there is] gold;

And the gold of that land [is] good: there [is] bdellium and the onyx stone.

And the name of the second river [is] Gihon: the same [is] it that compasseth the whole land of Ethiopia.

And the name of the third river [is] Hiddekel: that [is] it which goeth toward the east of Assyria. And the fourth river [is] Euphrates.


That's right, it's in Iraq!


4/26/2006 9:57:41 AM

#30766
Julian

Not even going to comment on the dinosaur thing!

4/26/2006 9:59:28 AM

#30781
Hadanelith

Guys, this quote is a repeat. Look up 4 posts. Yahweh, if you would be so kind...

4/26/2006 12:02:29 PM

#30788
Prager

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(my sides hurt)

4/26/2006 12:53:24 PM

#30805
Papabear

Oh, the stupidity.

4/26/2006 3:02:20 PM

#30811
Amos

I'm going to take out my very broad brush and paint something.

Philosophers - deductive reasoning
Scientists - inductive reasoning
Fundies - abductive... err, making up bullshit

4/26/2006 3:38:21 PM

#30827
MJW

um, sorry, but how would a dinosaur being there have anything to do with the disappearances?

Perhaps you should search the Bermuda Triangle that is the void in between your ears for answers.

4/26/2006 4:42:03 PM

#30859
kmisho

The Bermuda Triangle has been statistically shown to no more dangerous than any other patch of ocean.

Lloyds of London doesn't even charge higher insurance for boats located there.

4/26/2006 7:48:51 PM

#30861
xMinionX

I didn't know you could bury things underwater. Huh.

4/26/2006 7:53:17 PM

#30867
Broken Egg

Okay, slowly now.
Dinosaurs...can't...breath...underwater.

4/26/2006 10:44:28 PM

#30972
Aesmael

\"Dinosaurs...can't...breath...underwater.\"

[Sulky]They can if they believe in Jesus.[/Sulky]

4/27/2006 2:46:18 PM

#31074
arensb

\"Philosophers - deductive reasoning
Scientists - inductive reasoning
Fundies - abductive...\"

Actually, there is such a thing as abductive reasoning in artificial intelligence (AI). If you have a rule that \"if it's raining, then there are people carrying umbrellas\", then abductive logic tells you that if you see lots of people with umbrellas, then it must be raining.

This is obviously wrong from the standpoint of logic (there could be an umbrella vendors' convention on a sunny day), but it's useful, because it's usually true.

4/27/2006 7:56:20 PM

#31148
Late\\_Cretaceous

So dinosaurs are angels that eat scuba divers?

4/28/2006 1:39:31 AM

#31252
Julian

I'll give you a half mark for spelling Bermuda correctly, and a further half for pity. Shame it was out of 50.

4/28/2006 5:55:32 AM

#798098
Reverend Jeremiah

Perhaps its an alien, demonic dragon that eats all of the planes up.

12/5/2008 7:00:50 PM

#1279365
Kitourahime

Or it's a screwy magnetic zone people get lost in, and it's in the ocean, nature's ''so you don't want to go to Australia'' screw-you spot.

4/16/2011 11:30:53 PM
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