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I think fundies get off just saying the words sex abortion, porn,...
its kinda like turretts syndrome.
4/25/2006 2:09:16 AM
\"Let he who is without sin kick the first ass.\"
For some reason that's the first thing I thought of after reading this post.
4/25/2006 4:00:52 AM
Why is it that fundies never bother to read the bible for themselves.
4/25/2006 6:14:23 AM
\"Only a crime if she weighs the same as a duck.\"
Who are you, that are so wise in the ways of science?
4/26/2006 2:06:41 AM
\"So Jesus loves those things then?\"
hey hey hey, don't go stealing my line. :P
4/26/2006 2:33:43 AM
Napoleon the Clown
\"Jesus died for are sins. SEx Abortion, porn, profanity, masturbating, gay marriage, suicide, devil worship, witchcraft, degreating women, raping children, adultery, murder.\"
May as well get my money's worth. FUCKING SHIT ASS! *Looks at porn, fires off a few knuckle children, has premarital sex, then performs an abortion for a suicidal, devil worshipping, witchcraft practicing, woman hating, adulterous, 16 year old rape victim that murdered the rapist.*
4/30/2006 10:10:04 AM
Yes Praetyre, that's what struck me. Apparently masturbation is as egregious a sin as murder or and rape!
5/11/2007 8:54:55 AM
If a fundie does not even read the bible, what does he read?
5/11/2007 11:07:31 AM
could someone please tell me the meaning of 'degreating' in this context?
"Like the bible says.. Thou shall love thy neighbor but hate thy enemy."
you didn't read it too thorougly did you? what the bible says is you may have heard that but it's wrong.
43"You have heard that it was said, 'Love your neighbor and hate your enemy.' 44But I tell you: Love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you, 45that you may be sons of your Father in heaven. He causes his sun to rise on the evil and the good, and sends rain on the righteous and the unrighteous. 46If you love those who love you, what reward will you get? Are not even the tax collectors doing that? 47And if you greet only your brothers, what are you doing more than others? Do not even pagans do that? 48Be perfect, therefore, as your heavenly Father is perfect.
11/8/2007 10:50:28 AM
Read the rest of the thread down from that comment -- very lulzworthy!
11/8/2007 1:49:42 PM
@#355650: you're cute. Wanna piece of the Rock?
11/8/2007 4:38:01 PM
I'd Rather Not Say
HEY, fucktards, you don't believe in the Bible. You don't believe in Jesus. You can therefore make no claims, nor can you squawk about what the Bible says. You never read it. You didn't want to conform to it. Now you get whatever you get.
Jesus would be utterly ashamed of you.
We think you're absolutely hilarious.
11/8/2007 4:40:55 PM
According to JoJo, Jesus died for every sin except homosexuality and the crime of pissing trolls off.
11/8/2007 6:39:46 PM
You're cute. Wanna have a piece of the Rock?
Ah ah ah, I didn't hear a no. ;-)
11/8/2007 7:35:47 PM
Fundies tend to support: Profanity, deGRADING women, raping children, & murder.
They tend not to support: Sex, abortion, porn, masturbation, gay marriage, & adultery (though from one quote, it seemed this was only disapproved with females).
Seriously. On a lot of these, you people need to get your priorities straight.
11/8/2007 8:47:12 PM
Actually, the Bible says to love your enemies.
"You have heard that it was said, 'Love your neighbor[a] and hate your enemy.' But I tell you: Love your enemies[b] and pray for those who persecute you." (Matthew 5:42-44)
See? Jesus himself disagrees with you.
11/8/2007 8:57:21 PM
Scary thing is, he listed sins in the order of importance to most fundies
11/8/2007 10:07:22 PM
Oh #355872! Talk dirty to me baby! Now, back that ass up. You know you want it.
11/9/2007 12:55:59 PM
Who exactly said that, a Jesus mutant?
11/9/2007 1:23:51 PM
JoJo the Spam-Troll doesn't realize that many of us are Christian (or, in some cases, ex-Christian).
I should post a picture of myself with my various copies of the Bible just to make him cry.
Poor little boy, craving attention...
11/9/2007 1:58:02 PM
#357043: "stupid fags, none of you are Christians"
Thank the gods for that! Oh, wait...
11/10/2007 12:28:37 PM
Thou shall love thy neighbour ... but hate thy enemy.
All animals are equal ... but some are more equal than others.
11/10/2007 12:39:01 PM
And if you're such a sterling example of one...why the hell would I want to be one?
11/10/2007 12:48:17 PM
Your 8th Grade English Teacher
"Jesus died for are sins."
Checks F in grade book.
11/10/2007 12:58:28 PM
@#357043: That's so cute. How about a piece of the rock?
11/10/2007 2:46:40 PM
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