1 2 3
#30386
jleslie48
I think fundies get off just saying the words sex abortion, porn,...
its kinda like turretts syndrome.
4/25/2006 2:09:16 AM
#30403
Duke Stronguy
\"Let he who is without sin kick the first ass.\"
For some reason that's the first thing I thought of after reading this post.
4/25/2006 4:00:52 AM
#30474
Late_Cretaceous
Why is it that fundies never bother to read the bible for themselves.
4/25/2006 6:14:23 AM
#30700
Smeagol
\"Only a crime if she weighs the same as a duck.\"
Who are you, that are so wise in the ways of science?
4/26/2006 2:06:41 AM
#30715
Geek
\"So Jesus loves those things then?\"
hey hey hey, don't go stealing my line. :P
4/26/2006 2:33:43 AM
#31713
Napoleon the Clown
\"Jesus died for are sins. SEx Abortion, porn, profanity, masturbating, gay marriage, suicide, devil worship, witchcraft, degreating women, raping children, adultery, murder.\"
May as well get my money's worth. FUCKING SHIT ASS! *Looks at porn, fires off a few knuckle children, has premarital sex, then performs an abortion for a suicidal, devil worshipping, witchcraft practicing, woman hating, adulterous, 16 year old rape victim that murdered the rapist.*
4/30/2006 10:10:04 AM
#228091
red cat
Yes Praetyre, that's what struck me. Apparently masturbation is as egregious a sin as murder or and rape!
5/11/2007 8:54:55 AM
#228112
Freboy
If a fundie does not even read the bible, what does he read?
5/11/2007 11:07:31 AM
#330354
could someone please tell me the meaning of 'degreating' in this context?
"Like the bible says.. Thou shall love thy neighbor but hate thy enemy."
you didn't read it too thorougly did you? what the bible says is you may have heard that but it's wrong.
Matthew 5:43-48
43"You have heard that it was said, 'Love your neighbor and hate your enemy.' 44But I tell you: Love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you, 45that you may be sons of your Father in heaven. He causes his sun to rise on the evil and the good, and sends rain on the righteous and the unrighteous. 46If you love those who love you, what reward will you get? Are not even the tax collectors doing that? 47And if you greet only your brothers, what are you doing more than others? Do not even pagans do that? 48Be perfect, therefore, as your heavenly Father is perfect.
11/8/2007 10:50:28 AM
#330446
SSJPunk
Read the rest of the thread down from that comment -- very lulzworthy!
11/8/2007 1:49:42 PM
#330601
Rock Hudson
@#355650: you're cute. Wanna piece of the Rock?
11/8/2007 4:38:01 PM
#330606
I'd Rather Not Say
HEY, fucktards, you don't believe in the Bible. You don't believe in Jesus. You can therefore make no claims, nor can you squawk about what the Bible says. You never read it. You didn't want to conform to it. Now you get whatever you get.
Jesus would be utterly ashamed of you.
We think you're absolutely hilarious.
11/8/2007 4:40:55 PM
#330698
Tempus
According to JoJo, Jesus died for every sin except homosexuality and the crime of pissing trolls off.
11/8/2007 6:39:46 PM
#330755
Rock Hudson
You're cute. Wanna have a piece of the Rock?
Ah ah ah, I didn't hear a no. ;-)
11/8/2007 7:35:47 PM
#330826
Lithp
Fundies tend to support: Profanity, deGRADING women, raping children, & murder.
They tend not to support: Sex, abortion, porn, masturbation, gay marriage, & adultery (though from one quote, it seemed this was only disapproved with females).
...
Seriously. On a lot of these, you people need to get your priorities straight.
11/8/2007 8:47:12 PM
#330831
Sandman
Actually, the Bible says to love your enemies.
"You have heard that it was said, 'Love your neighbor[a] and hate your enemy.' But I tell you: Love your enemies[b] and pray for those who persecute you." (Matthew 5:42-44)
See? Jesus himself disagrees with you.
11/8/2007 8:57:21 PM
#330873
nemesis
Scary thing is, he listed sins in the order of importance to most fundies
11/8/2007 10:07:22 PM
#331523
Aethernaut
Oh #355872! Talk dirty to me baby! Now, back that ass up. You know you want it.
11/9/2007 12:55:59 PM
#331560
Michael
Who exactly said that, a Jesus mutant?
11/9/2007 1:23:51 PM
#331598
NonProphet
JoJo the Spam-Troll doesn't realize that many of us are Christian (or, in some cases, ex-Christian).
I should post a picture of myself with my various copies of the Bible just to make him cry.
Poor little boy, craving attention...
11/9/2007 1:58:02 PM
#332299
Aethernaut
#357043: "stupid fags, none of you are Christians"
Thank the gods for that! Oh, wait...
11/10/2007 12:28:37 PM
#332301
Tomby Stone
Thou shall love thy neighbour ... but hate thy enemy.
All animals are equal ... but some are more equal than others.
11/10/2007 12:39:01 PM
#332302
GigaGuess
@357043
And if you're such a sterling example of one...why the hell would I want to be one?
11/10/2007 12:48:17 PM
#332311
Your 8th Grade English Teacher
"Jesus died for are sins."
Checks F in grade book.
11/10/2007 12:58:28 PM
#332351
Rock Hudson
@#357043: That's so cute. How about a piece of the rock?
11/10/2007 2:46:40 PM
1 2 3