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#30138
Julian
OK Jordi! Was that meant to be \"Jesus died for our sins,\" or \"Jesus died for arse sins?\" - it's a little hard to tell.
4/24/2006 7:21:13 AM
#30139
Julian
So Jesus loves those things then?
4/24/2006 7:21:31 AM
#30140
Julian
What do you do if your neighbour chucks their dog's turds over the fence?
4/24/2006 7:22:07 AM
#30141
Jeremy
Wait, I thought the bible said to love your enemies.
4/24/2006 7:22:56 AM
#30143
Jaded_ Revenge
degreating women? Is that like when you revoke saying hi to somebody?
4/24/2006 7:25:29 AM
#30144
NotMe
I thought the bible said \"Go forth and multiply\", thus giving a green light for sex?
4/24/2006 7:27:17 AM
#30148
Julian
Jade(?) - I think that's when you de-great them.
Denigrate, vilify etc.
That, or it's when you stop buying them flowers and worshipping the ground they walk on.
4/24/2006 7:30:48 AM
#30151
Tim
Is he one of the first to come right out and say that sex itself is a sin?
4/24/2006 8:15:55 AM
#30152
ssdexecutor
Sex is a sin? Ah, I see, so the ultimate salvation of mankind is to wipe itself out without any possible reproduction.
4/24/2006 8:21:59 AM
#30189
The Last Conformist
I'm fairly sure \"degreating\" is an attempt at spelling \"degrading\". Intervocalic 't' and 'd' coalesce in most American accents.
4/24/2006 10:28:20 AM
#30191
Jaded_ Revenge
I dunno, maybe that T was meant to be an S, simpler mistake...
So \"Degreasing Women\" is a sin!
4/24/2006 11:34:15 AM
#30196
Crosis
I'm pretty sure Jesus said exactly the opposite, Jordan. Love the sinner, hate the sin.
4/24/2006 12:42:10 PM
#30219
David D.G.
It's bad enough when these people read nothing but the Bible. It's even worse when they apparently don't even read THAT, but still fervently believe in some bizarre variation of it that exists only in certain fundie minds.
~David D.G.
4/24/2006 2:22:21 PM
#30221
mad dog
try reading the new testament, buddy
4/24/2006 2:31:13 PM
#30234
Papabear
What is a \"SEx Abortion?\" I guess when I spayed my dog she had a \"SEx Abortion.\"
\"Degreating women?\" Must be some kind of revisionist history. You know, like minimizing the contributions of great women.
Curiously, he notes raping *children* as a sin, but skips rape in general.
What if my neighbor *is* my enemy? Would it count if I just loved to hate my enemies?
4/24/2006 2:57:57 PM
#30235
simon_eades
The Last Conformist - you're right; this guy types how the words sound as they leave his mouth. If you click on the link, you can see him spell believe in' as believen' (e.g. I believen Jesus').
4/24/2006 2:58:17 PM
#30240
kmisho
Wrong. Jesus says to love your enemy.
Another mental defect of fundies: Claiming to know the bible even though they never read it.
4/24/2006 3:03:11 PM
#30250
TDR
your repertoire of sins seems to be a little sex-heavy, there, sonny.
And David, you have once again hit the nail on the head.
4/24/2006 3:52:08 PM
#30251
sadchristian
Wow, so much for actually \"studying\" the bible...........this is beyond pathetic.
4/24/2006 3:53:04 PM
#30253
Smeagol
So, if Jesus died for our sins, doesn't that mean that we can sin all we want?
Oh, and JK, that's about the fifth time I've seen that \"love thy neighbor but hate thy enemy\" line on one of your quotes. Back it up! Cite the source (beyond 'the bible'). I GUARANTEE Jesus is never credited for that prticular gem. In fact, what I suspect you're misquoting is \"Love the sinner, hate the sin\" which, by the way is ALSO not in the bible.
WOW! Isn't it interesting how someone who's been an atheist since he was 6yo knows more about the bible than someone who's constantly trying to tell people what it says?
Oh, and one last thing, JK . . . LEARN THE FUCKING DIFFERENCE BETWEEN 'ARE' AND 'OUR', YOU MORON!!! (Interesting you don't have trouble spelling 'masturbate!'
4/24/2006 4:03:52 PM
#30331
Hadanelith
THE SONG: (in reference to the Babble quote)
If you don't know what you're talking 'bout, shut up!
If you don't know what you're talking 'bout, shut up!
If you don't know what you're talking 'bout,
And you really want to shout it out,
If you don't know what you're talking 'bout, SHUT UP!
4/24/2006 8:25:56 PM
#30338
Sausage Mahoney
Indeed. Jesus died for our sins, so it would be such a waste if we didn't commit them.
And God hates waste.
4/24/2006 8:53:59 PM
#30361
Dollfucker
And to think the US Army does all the above. Neat.
4/24/2006 11:03:56 PM
#30379
Maronan
Sex? Unavoidable. Abortion? Nothing wrong with it, AND condoned in the Bible. Porn? What's wrong with it? It's in the Bible, and it's hard-core. Profanity? Damn you, there's nothing wrong with that. Masturbating? Nothing wrong with it, and it's funny that this is the only word you easily know how to spell. Not mentioned in the Bible. (?) Gay marraige? Nothing wrong with it, no matter what the BuyBull says. Suicide? How can you prosecute anyone for this \"crime?\" Answer that. Devil worship? No worse than God worship, no matter what the BuyBull says. Witchcraft? Only a crime if she weighs the same as a duck. \"Degreating\" women? You mean \"degrading?\" That's a bad thing, but it's expressly called for in the BuyBull. Raping children? Duh, it's wrong, but what about adults? How does this square with the \"selling your daughter into slavery\" idea that the BuyBull likes so much? Adultery? Not a \"crime\" outright; you'll merely have to answer to your wife. Murder? Duh, it's wrong. Tell that to your god.
Thank you for misquoting the BuyBull. You have a rather amazing level of knowledge of the book you choose to live your life by. Try reading the Wholly Babble sometime. I'll be busy using all the sins that Jesus paid for, OK?
4/25/2006 1:36:37 AM
#30383
jleslie48
I think fundies get off just saying the words sex abortion, porn,...
its kinda like turretts syndrome.
4/25/2006 2:07:55 AM
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