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I got caught putting tracts in porno books once. I wish GOD would cloak us when we are doing it.

eaglex, Rapture Ready 41 Comments [4/22/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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#485581
aaa

Put a paper bag in yer head, you dummy!

5/3/2008 8:16:09 PM

#487326
Feminazi

I wish GOD would cloak us when we are doing it.
Like an ivisability cloak?

5/5/2008 8:40:08 PM

#487412
SSJPunk

Ceiling cat will catch you. Every time.

Even if you thought he didn't see.

5/5/2008 10:09:30 PM

#1128973
SonofMakuta

@cyborgtroy

Those four words start drilling into your head after an hour or two of trying not to die.

@eaglex

Caught by whom? I'm deeply curious here... and why did you use porn as your medium of choice?!

3/5/2010 10:42:12 AM

#1128975
JohnTheAtheist

Did you page through them to find the exact right spot? Or did you tend to put them in one type of book as ooposed to another? Maybe "Butt Busters" or "Lesbian Lovers"?

What a tool.

3/5/2010 10:44:17 AM

#1128987
Dr. Shrinker

Yeah your god is pretty unreliable. Look at all the dedicated Christians who let their children die because they thought prayer was a good substitute for modern medicine. Your god doesn't cloak, doesn't heal, doesn't prevent disasters and doesn't feed people who are starving. All your god does is give you empty promises of a world you can't even prove to exist.

Makes one wonder why you bother worshiping such an entity at all.

3/5/2010 11:05:51 AM

#1128988
Natalie

If god were to do an actual, physical act like cloaking you, why wouldn't he instead just appear to the people that might read the tracts you're handing out, and talk to unbelivers face to face? Seems like a more logical use of his power.

I'm here god. Waiting. Show yourself!

3/5/2010 11:07:50 AM

#1129023
FSMpirate

"Ahh! A piece of garbage to clean myself up after my furious fist-pump-fest!"


3/5/2010 1:32:13 PM

#1129304
Canadiest

Hey! I buy them for the articles! What's this? A tract? That's sick, what kinda porn shop you running here?


3/6/2010 9:14:52 AM

#1129306
Canadiest

Hey! I buy them for the articles! What's this? A tract? That's sick, what kinda porn shop you running here?


3/6/2010 9:15:32 AM

#1129308
Canadiest

Yeah I said it again, I mind the day when your filth wasn't made dirty with christian shit

3/6/2010 9:16:51 AM

#1307129
Quantum Mechanic

This has to go in a comedy screenplay.

7/6/2011 12:07:31 PM

#1319391
Lydian Larry

I bet eaglex's idea of erotic literature is Wuthering Heights.

8/6/2011 6:25:49 PM

#1319396
Phiolbert McAdamia

I wish the magazine rack owner would clock you.

8/6/2011 6:54:54 PM

#1319399
Nowonmai

Riiiiight... Your hand was deep in your pocket fishing for a tract while holding that open porn magazine. And who was stupid enough to believed this?

8/6/2011 7:15:11 PM

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Michael

I think that, in the off chance there is in face an omnipotent, omniscient entity in the universe, I think it would know that nobody looking at porn is going to stop and read a religious tract...

12/4/2011 2:10:43 AM
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