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Quote# 11051

[re: How does God talk to you?]

Gah like.. which one do we reply to, theres like... two. O_o He speaks to me through feelings and other people and events.. sometimes I hear Him verbally when I cuddle up close to Him when I feel upset or sorry.. or depressed... Hes pretty cool!

DarkLegend28, Christian Forums 27 Comments [4/20/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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#29192
Catbert18

Isn't this basically why people have religion? I'll admit the 'talking verbally' bit is kind of weird, but it seems otherwise kosher (har).

4/21/2006 1:38:29 AM

#29193
Jeremy PC

\"Cuddling up close\" to imaginary beings is childish. Grow up.

4/21/2006 1:40:18 AM

#29196
Julian

Ewwwww!

What kind of weirdo calls their plush toy 'God'?

...and please tell me why the puppetry bit is actually 'God', not a demon pretending to be 'God'?

4/21/2006 1:45:17 AM

#29197
Julian

Apart from calling women 'bitches' and 'hos' and being down with tha bling; what exactly does God do in the bible that's \"cool\"?

(Or were you referring to lack of body temperature in a 2,000yr old mummified corpse? (Never can tell how literal fundies are))

4/21/2006 1:47:23 AM

#29198
shell

God is hawt!

4/21/2006 1:54:16 AM

#29204
Dr Rosen

The one at the end is just too much.

4/21/2006 2:35:10 AM

#29205
TDR

now, given that we have to believe that this is metaphorical cuddling, is anyone else freaked out by how specific he is?

4/21/2006 2:35:55 AM

#29216
Dante's Virgil

Aw, God's just a great big ol' teddy bear...that rages fire and freakin' brimstone when Mr. Fluffy doesn't get his way!!!

And what's with the \"O_o\" ? What the hell is that? Is God interfering with DarkLegend28's typing to whisper sweet nothing's in the ear??

4/21/2006 4:03:36 AM

#29221
Alex W.

There's been a lot of sexual comments about knowing and loving god the last few days.

4/21/2006 4:13:51 AM

#29228
Smeagol

\"If you talk to God, you are praying; If God talks to you, you have schizophrenia.\"

-Thomas Szasz, M.D. [The Second Sin]

4/21/2006 4:42:30 AM

#29236
EveL

\"I cuddle up close to Him when I feel upset or sorry\"

and his hands slowly reach down my pants for my \"special place\". Before I can scream he puts his finger on his mouth to shush me.

Did anyone else get that sort of vibe from this? I think we need to put out an Amber Alert on God.

4/21/2006 5:48:04 AM

#29238
Papabear

You know, by the time most of the kiddies turn 6 y/o they've pitched their imaginary friends. Are you 6 yet?

I, too, wonder what the heck O_o means.

4/21/2006 5:55:32 AM

#29239
NotMe

O_o is a kind of smily. If I am correct it stands for confusion.

4/21/2006 6:55:02 AM

#29250
Seomah

First commandment:

\"Thou shall have no other gods before me. I am cool.\"

4/21/2006 9:06:46 AM

#29263
MK

Oooh, let me grab the second commandment:

\"Thou shalt not make any graven image without the bling, and the bitch on the left and the ho on the right.\"

4/21/2006 10:54:42 AM

#29296
King Spirula

Yuck! This person seems to have a crush on one of his/her other personalities.

4/21/2006 2:53:27 PM

#29298
David D.G.

<< sometimes I hear Him verbally when I cuddle up close to Him when I feel upset or sorry.. or depressed... >>

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That, folks, is a cry for medical help if I ever saw one.


~David D.G.



4/21/2006 2:54:52 PM

#29352
awhell

shut up

4/21/2006 7:18:29 PM

#29396
mad dog

next time someone tells me that god talks to them, I will ask if god has a deep voice or a high pitched voice. I will also ask if god uses big words or a highly technical vocabulary.

4/21/2006 9:50:19 PM

#29414
Dollfucker


God is real folks. He lives in women's vagina. Ever wonder why you feel like in Heaven when you're near a vagina? It's God in there.

4/21/2006 11:14:34 PM

#29489
Julian

Dollfucker, that would explain this verse

\"Then spake Solomon, the Lord said that he would dwell in the thick darkness.\" (I Kings 8:12. Repeated in II Chronicles 6:1)

I can't believe we used to make God's eyes at school!

4/22/2006 3:56:19 AM

#29566
The Last Conformist

Godcuddler Award?

4/22/2006 10:49:11 AM

#29709
mad dog

Butthead: Huh huh huh, God is cool
Beavis: No way, Buttmunch, God sucks!

(fistfight ensues)

4/22/2006 9:27:41 PM

#455537
Ark

DL28 is a she, and I'm fairly certain she was joking here.

4/5/2008 12:22:35 PM

#625820
DarkLegend28

How the hell did I end up on here? Lol

year 2006 figures.

Since then I have been diagnosed with schizoaffective disorder. So don't mind me. I'm agnostic nowadays.

And you guys need to grow up. Theres nothing fundie/insult worthy of what was said anyway. If you want some real shit, go look up ScarletCrusader.

8/10/2008 8:54:09 PM
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