Isn't this basically why people have religion? I'll admit the 'talking verbally' bit is kind of weird, but it seems otherwise kosher (har).
4/21/2006 1:38:29 AM
\"Cuddling up close\" to imaginary beings is childish. Grow up.
4/21/2006 1:40:18 AM
What kind of weirdo calls their plush toy 'God'?
...and please tell me why the puppetry bit is actually 'God', not a demon pretending to be 'God'?
4/21/2006 1:45:17 AM
Apart from calling women 'bitches' and 'hos' and being down with tha bling; what exactly does God do in the bible that's \"cool\"?
(Or were you referring to lack of body temperature in a 2,000yr old mummified corpse? (Never can tell how literal fundies are))
4/21/2006 1:47:23 AM
God is hawt!
4/21/2006 1:54:16 AM
The one at the end is just too much.
4/21/2006 2:35:10 AM
now, given that we have to believe that this is metaphorical cuddling, is anyone else freaked out by how specific he is?
4/21/2006 2:35:55 AM
Aw, God's just a great big ol' teddy bear...that rages fire and freakin' brimstone when Mr. Fluffy doesn't get his way!!!
And what's with the \"O_o\" ? What the hell is that? Is God interfering with DarkLegend28's typing to whisper sweet nothing's in the ear??
4/21/2006 4:03:36 AM
There's been a lot of sexual comments about knowing and loving god the last few days.
4/21/2006 4:13:51 AM
\"If you talk to God, you are praying; If God talks to you, you have schizophrenia.\"
-Thomas Szasz, M.D. [The Second Sin]
4/21/2006 4:42:30 AM
\"I cuddle up close to Him when I feel upset or sorry\"
and his hands slowly reach down my pants for my \"special place\". Before I can scream he puts his finger on his mouth to shush me.
Did anyone else get that sort of vibe from this? I think we need to put out an Amber Alert on God.
4/21/2006 5:48:04 AM
You know, by the time most of the kiddies turn 6 y/o they've pitched their imaginary friends. Are you 6 yet?
I, too, wonder what the heck O_o means.
4/21/2006 5:55:32 AM
O_o is a kind of smily. If I am correct it stands for confusion.
4/21/2006 6:55:02 AM
\"Thou shall have no other gods before me. I am cool.\"
4/21/2006 9:06:46 AM
Oooh, let me grab the second commandment:
\"Thou shalt not make any graven image without the bling, and the bitch on the left and the ho on the right.\"
4/21/2006 10:54:42 AM
Yuck! This person seems to have a crush on one of his/her other personalities.
4/21/2006 2:53:27 PM
<< sometimes I hear Him verbally when I cuddle up close to Him when I feel upset or sorry.. or depressed... >>
That, folks, is a cry for medical help if I ever saw one.
4/21/2006 2:54:52 PM
4/21/2006 7:18:29 PM
next time someone tells me that god talks to them, I will ask if god has a deep voice or a high pitched voice. I will also ask if god uses big words or a highly technical vocabulary.
4/21/2006 9:50:19 PM
God is real folks. He lives in women's vagina. Ever wonder why you feel like in Heaven when you're near a vagina? It's God in there.
4/21/2006 11:14:34 PM
Dollfucker, that would explain this verse
\"Then spake Solomon, the Lord said that he would dwell in the thick darkness.\" (I Kings 8:12. Repeated in II Chronicles 6:1)
I can't believe we used to make God's eyes at school!
4/22/2006 3:56:19 AM
The Last Conformist
4/22/2006 10:49:11 AM
Butthead: Huh huh huh, God is cool
Beavis: No way, Buttmunch, God sucks!
4/22/2006 9:27:41 PM
DL28 is a she, and I'm fairly certain she was joking here.
4/5/2008 12:22:35 PM
How the hell did I end up on here? Lol
year 2006 figures.
Since then I have been diagnosed with schizoaffective disorder. So don't mind me. I'm agnostic nowadays.
And you guys need to grow up. Theres nothing fundie/insult worthy of what was said anyway. If you want some real shit, go look up ScarletCrusader.
8/10/2008 8:54:09 PM