It looks like America is not only turning into an islamic state. Soon it will be a homosexual communist sharia caliphate. Modern American leftist ideas are even worse than classical marxism and fascism. Literally the worst thing human civilization ever made.
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Uh, oh! Alan, I think you'll find that atheist, peaceful, tolerant educators are on your case. Lol! Enjoy your frothing stupidity.
"Alan Gonzales"
Or is it Alan Poezales?
Alan, honey, have you read the definitions of the terms you just used, ever? Have you even TOUCHED a dictionary? Because those of us who do know what those words mean now have headaches, and we should bill you for the pain medication.
I realize this is from WND, but is this a Poe? Seriously, whenever I make a strawman of fundies, this is the sort of thing I say.
It's like he doesn't even know what those words mean. He is just throwing buzzwords around.
1. In Islamic nations homosexuals are killed. In fact people on your end acknowledge that, often using it to say that homosexuals have it great here since they only have a pizzeria that won't serve them.
2. Marxism is extreme left. Fascism is extreme right. They are on opposite ends of spectrum.
3. Worse than the Inquisition? Worse than witch hunts? Worse than bombs or other weapons of mass destruction?
Oh, sure, trying to distract us from the fact that you have a Hispanic surname, and thus automatically are an leprosy-carrying, drug mule illegal! [sarcasm]
All of these things are not like the other,
none of these things really belong,
can you tell me which things are exclusive,
before I finish my song?
@Dr. Razark
Oh shit, I did!
Soon it will be a homosexual communist sharia caliphate.
Don't forget the liberals, Yankees*, non-Christians**, atheists, pansy-assed wine-tasters, opera fans, illegal aliens, fools who actually believe Obama was born in Hawaii, global warming hoaxer, guys who don’t like sports, women who wear pants, people who read the NIV Bible instead of the KJV, people who thought their grandmother was a monkey or vaccinate their children who are ruining America as we know it.
* Northerners, not the baseball team.
** e.g., Jews, Muslims, Roman Catholics, Presbyterians, Anglicans, Methodists, etc.
"It looks like America is not only turning into an islamic state. Soon it will be a homosexual communist sharia caliphate."
Well, of course it is...because the first thing an Islamic State will represent is homosexuality.
"Modern American leftist ideas are even worse than classical marxism and fascism. Literally the worst thing human civilization ever made."
Hmmm...equal pay for gender, treating folks like people instead of commodities, and supporting the middle class (just as a couple examples of modern leftist ideals) are worse than genocide?
Surely ye jest!
@ Dr. Razark
"Again, you forgot Nazis."
Do you honestly think fundies regard the actual Nazis as worse than homosexuals?
homosexual communist sharia caliphate
Since you don't know what any of those words mean, I'm not too worried.
@John
"* Northerners, not the baseball team. "
As a Red Sox fan myself the first thing I'll tell you is that if there is a problem in this country, it's the New York Yankees.
@Alan Gonzales
Word salad, yummy yummy.
Uh, Al; You know IslamoFrums hate LGBTAs too, right?
And that whole Ninja-Pirate-Zombie-Robot you dreamt up...do they wear lavender-colored SS-style uniforms and have scaly green skin as well?
Marxism and Fascism are on opposite ends of the political scale, dearie.
Muslim fundies are just as against homosexuals (and communists) as you are; you have much, much more in common than you could possibly imagine.
Modern American "leftist"ideas would be center-right-wing ideas in all countries with more than just one right-wing party and one even-more-right-wing party.
It looks like America is not only turning into an islamic state. Soon it will be a homosexual communist sharia caliphate
>Quote from 16th April 2015
>Tweet from 23rd November 2015:
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I guess you voted for Hillary Clinton last year, then?! [/Doug Piranha-levels of sarcasm]
Enjoy your MC Escher-esque multi-dimensional paradox, Al.
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