On Friday, “Trunews” host Rick Wiles aired a speech that Phil Robertson of Duck Dynasty delivered at the Vero Beach Prayer Breakfast earlier that day, in which Robertson offered gruesome details about how an atheist father would react to watching intruders behead his wife and rape and kill his two daughters while they also cut off his penis .... which would supposedly somehow prove a point about following God’s laws.
“I’ll make a bet with you,” Robertson said. “Two guys break into an atheist’s home. He has a little atheist wife and two little atheist daughters. Two guys break into his home and tie him up in a chair and gag him. And then they take his two daughters in front of him and rape both of them and then shoot them and they take his wife and then decapitate her head off in front of him. And then they can look at him and say, ‘Isn’t it great that I don’t have to worry about being judged? Isn’t it great that there’s nothing wrong with this? There’s no right or wrong, now is it dude?’”
Robertson kept going: “Then you take a sharp knife and take his manhood and hold it in front of him and say, ‘Wouldn’t it be something if this [sic] was something wrong with this? But you’re the one who says there is no God, there’s no right, there’s no wrong, so we’re just having fun. We’re sick in the head, have a nice day.’”
“If it happened to them,” Robertson continued, “they probably would say, ‘something about this just ain’t right.”
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“If it happened to them,” Robertson continued, “they probably would say, something about this just ain’t right.”
Yeh... or words to that effect.
But then if the perps accepted Jesus into their lives, they won't have to worry about being judged. As a matter of fact, they'll get to enjoy heavenly bliss forever while the atheist and his family burn in hell. Christians see nothing wrong with this. They call it grace.
But of course you are judged Phil (and the burglar rapists in your wet dream of violence against atheists, too); judged by law and by customs and by the people who create and uphold a stable and healthy society. They are just not judged by any made-up higher being.
So, here is the judgement: Your hypothetical criminals would go to jail. And you are just a sick fuck.
Making suggestions to your minions about how to treat atheists, are you, Teahadi? And when do we get to hear about how they each get seventy-two cowering fifteen-year-olds plucking their ducks to order in Paradise?
...this is the United States of America; home of the right to keep and bear arms, where more or less any law-abiding citizen who wants a rifle, may have a rifle. including us atheists.
this robertson jackass must think us atheists to all be very remarkably peaceful fellows. or else he lives on enough land --- and never leaves it, neither --- to not have a sightline on him for a mile around, ever.
So that's what you'd like to do, if only it weren't for the Bible. Some moral patriarch you are.
And it's not atheists that are dying off, it's your show's ratings.
False analogy there, sicko. First, in the place of the father, I would respond "Isn`t it great how by your actions you have become the enemy of every empathic human being and you WILL be hunted and put down like rabid animals that you obviously are." There, the absence of your overseer of choice does not in any way or form imply there will be no judgement or punishment for abhorent behaviour like you`ve described. Because we have our own secular standards of right and wrong and we have ways to enforce them for the psychos who won`t comply.
Talibangelist backwater Bible Belt pukes. "Yeah, right, great, if you're so good-- explain the shit stains on your face."
Chapter and verse where taking someone's manhood is against the Bible, please.
A woman who is not a virgin on her wedding day ought to be taken to her father's house to be killed, according to the Bible.
So, they didn't do anything wrong against the Bible, concerning the daughters.
A wife having extramarital sex with someone other than her husband should probably be killed too, according to the Bible.
So, the most wrong they did to the Bible was not paying the owner for raping his property.
We say judgment comes in this life, asshole!
Are you fucking serious? You seriously think that's a compelling argument for your religion? You think that's a compelling argument against atheism? FUCK YOU. You are a fucking monster. You are a cruel wretch who doesn't care about people, you only care if they're part of your fucking cult or not. What's worse is that you seem to approve of such an act! And you know what? THAT MAKES YOUR SIDE LOOK WORSE! That doesn't make you look like the paragons of morality you think you are, it makes you look like monsters! You claim that morality cannot exist without your stupid religion, whilst you do horrible things in the name of your tyrant and ignore all evidence to the contrary. So congratulations, while trying to argue for your religion, you make the best arguments against it! I would rather go to hell than bow to your evil god, I really would. And I say, with complete honesty*, that I want to murder your ass. GO. TO. HELL.
*Okay, from now on, i'm not going to say that I'm being sincere anymore. I'm sure you guys know that i'm being serious every time I
make a death threat that isn't comically exaggerated.
You know, I had to look this jack-ass up because, to be frank, who cares about him, his television program or his opinions. He appears to be one of those chimps who needs a Big Sky Daddy else he'd be using deadly force to get his way. His imagination sure indicates it.
He also seems to be one of those morons who thinks atheist means weak pacifist cowards. Anyone who believes that should contact the Military Association of Atheists and Freethinkers, current and former serving members of the U.S. Armed Services who don't subscribe to the God theory. Tell 'em Sangfroid sent ya.
Let's see Mr. Duck Guy sell his BS about cowardly weak-kneed atheists to the MAAF. Especially since I can't find any record of service for Mr. Duck. Apparently, he was poor, he invented a duck call, and now we have to sit through his lame-brain whining.
If I should ever have the chance to meet Mr. Robertson face to face, my first question would be, "What the hell is wrong with you?" I mean really, I don't think it's liberal atheists who sit around fantasizing about people breaking into other people's houses and murdering them in gruesome ways.
Of course something ain't right Phil. It's you and your fantasies that bounce around inside that redneck head of yours. Seems to me in that scenario that you are drooling over, the immoral ones are the two men that broke into the house. What did this atheist and his family do? Judging by you, it's just being atheists.
"you’re the one who says there is no God, there’s no right, there’s no wrong"
People like Phil Robertson: "Since WE think that the only 'right' and 'wrong' is whatever God declares on edict, it is what EVERYONE thinks! So atheists can't possibly have any sense of right and wrong!!!"
Reruns of family guy after 11pm beat their prime time numbers on cable. still a CLAIM of 6 million viewers, maybe, I'll accept that after seeing how much dumbfuck shit rules at several cable networks now.
Could be they think this'll boost ratings, they've been luckier than most to tap into this retard market. Sad thing is if it all tanks every fakebilly on that show walks away stinking rich and Phil will con millions more out of the Christards.
Because you have to be church connected to think that's not right. Straight up Phil, I'm betting there's not just rapists in your church and fan-base but there's the ones that rape their own kids.
It's a sad and regularly occurring fact in your deeply religious good old boy part of the Fundamentalism world and when these horrible people go to court they're often waving a tattered Bible around just like another piece of shit we know.
Why would this guy fantasize about two Christians killing and raping an Atheist family just to troll them for their reactions?
This is one sick mother fucker. How do you like that judgement you fucking scumbag?
I don't know about other Atheists (because all we have in common is that we don't buy your bullshit), but I am totally fine with making judgments about people and their character, especially based on their actions. I just don't need to invent a big psycho-sexual invisible sky daddy to make judgments for me.
And this from the utterly contrived "Duck Dysentery":
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(*In the style of voiceover by Ralph Ineson * )
Meanwhile in Conwy, North Wales, Drew Pritchard is having a cup of tea, whilst relaxing from a day's searching for new stock for his architectural/furniture reclamation & restoration business...:
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>Filename*
...in the completely real documentary series "Salvage Hunters ". [/media snob ]
Oh, and Drew has an Enzo:
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...what he says, Philly-boy. Woof! X3
*- As you can see - and by the filename of the second pic - Drew Pritchard owns Jesus. >:D
> I mean really, I don't think it's liberal atheists who sit around fantasizing about people breaking into other people's houses and murdering them in gruesome ways.
Actually, there's a whole meme centered around it on this site. "Die in a fire" I think.
To be fair, it's usually leveled against a specific, quite awful , individual, rather than a whole diverse group. It's still an example, though.
Consider that this atheist, and very probably my future wife and daughters, would take a claw hammer to any violent intruder's face if absolutely necessary, I sincerely fail to see the point of your little fantasy there
You have a very odd idea about atheists.
If your daughter doesnt cry out you would be required to kill her yourself.
We are social animals and some things that disrupt that society can not be tolerated. How hard is that concept to understand.
How does wearing mixed fibres offend God ?
It's people like this that makes me wonder if given the opportunity, would they slaughter everyone that doesn't follow their beliefs...
It's completely astonishing on how insane this way of thinking goes unchecked by the people.
@Anon-e-moose
Concerning Prep Yuppiesty , I wonder what Phil looked like before that show came to be.
Also, bigots & frums have rather...colorful...imaginations.
...they probably would say, something about this just ain’t right...
That's what we're saying about your little impromptu exploitation-flick plot, there, Mr. Hill-Yuppie Deluxe .
[TO THE TUNE OF 'MRS. ROBINSON']
Here's to you, Mr. Robinson
Jesus LOATHES you more than you would know
OH WHOA HO HO
Here's to you, Mr. Robinson
Hellfire holds a place for you, today
E'YEH HEY HEY
E'YEH HEY HEY
It's not right that you're thinking this, in fact I'd be rather concerned that a member of society is capable of expressing such vile scenarios. The only thing stopping you from enacting this fantasy is your faith, so it scares me that, if you could ratify it with your deity, you wouldn't consider such actions to be evil.
The creepy part is how he changes from 3rd person to 2nd person when he gets really excited with his fantasy. "And then YOU take a sharp knife"...
Edit : oops, someone else noticed that.
On the other hand, your God would be upset with you-- for not slaughtering the male:
"Now therefore kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman that hath known man by lying with him. But all the women children, that have not known a man by lying with him, keep alive for yourselves. "
Two guys break into an atheist’s home. He has a little atheist wife and two little atheist daughters.
Am I the only one who noticed how he goes out of his way to mention each family member's atheism? It's as if he was revelling in the idea that atheists are getting raped, decapitated and castrated. I'm pretty sure that if he wasn't in the middle of an interview, he would've been furiously fapping to the idea. *gag* *retch*
DIAF.
See, the thing about your religion is that all sin is equal, and everyone is a sinner. But they can get 'saved' if they only profess Christ is their saviour and 'repent'.
In other words, in your religion, those guys have a chance of going to heaven if they do that. They'd get an eternity in paradise, in spite of being rapists and murderers. The atheists? They'd go to hell. All because they didn't profess Christ as their saviour.
I'm willing to bet most people would think, "there just isn't something right about this."
Confused?
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