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I have many atheists friends but they are NOTHING like you people are. God will forgive me for beating your brains out.

iamantiatheistandproud, Infidel Guy 31 Comments [4/10/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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#26313
Winston Jen

Ah, you worship the pro-violence Old Testament god. Gotcha.

4/10/2006 8:36:55 AM

#26320
Julian

Please try. Any court in the land will forgive me for defending myself.

4/10/2006 9:26:38 AM

#26324
Prager

Fortunately for the rest of us, the criminal justice system won't! And neither will the 275 lb. black man named Leroy who makes you his little bitch. The thought puts a smile on my face! :-D

4/10/2006 10:08:44 AM

#26326
Luffy

Then Xenu will forgive me for punting your kitten out the window.

4/10/2006 10:58:43 AM

#26339
Hadanelith

The fact that you believe that your god will forgive ANYTHING is part of why we dislike you. As for beating our brains out, come and try me.

4/10/2006 12:09:07 PM

#26348
The Last Conformist

Pah. This guy needs a 275 *kg* Leroy.

4/10/2006 12:26:12 PM

#26355
TDR

Is that \"I have many atheist friends\" the same as the homophobic \"but I've got lots of gay friends!\"

4/10/2006 1:27:41 PM

#26394
Aesmael

\"I have many atheist friends\" says 'I am anti atheist and proud'.

Can't be a very healthy friendship.

4/10/2006 4:01:38 PM

#26405
Papabear

The idea of your beating my brains out makes me chuckle. I'm 6'4\" tall, 350 lbs., and strong enough to put you into orbit. Sit down, sonny, you're out of your league.

Your belief that your God will forgive your murdering people because they disagree with you and are sometimes irritating when they do it, is appalling. You may have missed the parts in the bible that say \"Do unto others as you would have others do unto you,\" \"thou shalt not kill\" and that business about turning the other cheek. I suggest you review your scriptures.

4/10/2006 4:40:14 PM

#26432
Kelian

If he was this mad at the folks at Infidel Guy, imagine how he'll feel about FSTDT.

4/10/2006 7:43:22 PM

#26475
CousinTed

This man is about to beat a large group of people up...ON THE INTERNET!!!!

Well if that's the game we are to play Mr. antiatheist, then I had sex with your wife, burned down your house, stole your car, got you fired from your job and then pushed you into the gutter...ON THE INTERNET!!!!

(edit: All Your Car Are Belong to me)

4/10/2006 9:23:27 PM

#26476
NonHomogenized

Little man, do you really think anyone is intimidated by your posturing?

You're a blowhard, and everyone (both at FSTDT, and, I imagine, Infidelguy) knows it. Be as fierce as you want, little mouse. But don't have any illusions; we won't bother to hide either our scorn or our derision.

4/10/2006 9:25:24 PM

#26534
Julian

I'm guessing you've only beaten one thing with a head, and it's my unfortunate duty to inform you that white stuff that came out the top is not brains, no matter if it's what you seem to do most of your thinking with.



More importantly, NO! You may not 'beat' my 'brains' out. Such acts require consent, which I am not willing to provide.

4/11/2006 1:50:37 AM

#26543
Jeremy

Did we have a frontrunner for the Compassionate Conservative Award before this one? Because this is one of the best examples of that honor that I have ever seen.

4/11/2006 2:20:07 AM

#26567
Jaded_Revenge

Come and get some mate!

4/11/2006 3:38:36 AM

#26645
Seomah

You have to do it much better to beat my brains out.

Take a look at Elijah, mamacags or JoJo! posts.

THOSE posts really did beat my brains out.

4/11/2006 4:36:38 PM

#27001
Lord Zeruel

And thus the most potently dangerous aspect of the fundie mentality reveals itself.

\"I'm already saved, therefor I can commit all the evil I want.\"

4/12/2006 6:30:04 PM

#27169
Maronan

And yet these people still wonder how atheists can be moral.

From the same post by iamadumbassandproud: \"I'm not planning any terrorist attacks, I'm planning to be a good person because of the fact I'm a christian.\"

4/13/2006 5:29:48 AM

#33022
Phil

When I first read this I thought he said: \"God will forgive me for EATING your brains.\"

Needless to say, I was very interested in this new zombie-religion...

5/5/2006 2:40:46 AM

#114903
pauline

and Cthulhu will bring you a ssssllllloooooooowwwwwww death

12/6/2006 3:10:09 AM

#246851
Salvador

Internet tough guy.

6/6/2007 12:14:18 PM

#306445
cyborgtroy

But I won't. [Unsafeties imaginary taser]

*BZZZZT*

10/10/2007 12:17:27 PM

#1005709
Opopanax

Anti-atheist? So Aatheist?

8/13/2009 2:56:53 PM

#1005721
Dr. Gus

Ooh I'm shaking on my boots. You go ahead and try that.. but guess what, I won't need anyone to forgive me when I kick your nose in.

8/13/2009 3:19:23 PM

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