Ah, you worship the pro-violence Old Testament god. Gotcha.
4/10/2006 8:36:55 AM
Please try. Any court in the land will forgive me for defending myself.
4/10/2006 9:26:38 AM
Fortunately for the rest of us, the criminal justice system won't! And neither will the 275 lb. black man named Leroy who makes you his little bitch. The thought puts a smile on my face! :-D
4/10/2006 10:08:44 AM
Then Xenu will forgive me for punting your kitten out the window.
4/10/2006 10:58:43 AM
The fact that you believe that your god will forgive ANYTHING is part of why we dislike you. As for beating our brains out, come and try me.
4/10/2006 12:09:07 PM
The Last Conformist
Pah. This guy needs a 275 *kg* Leroy.
4/10/2006 12:26:12 PM
Is that \"I have many atheist friends\" the same as the homophobic \"but I've got lots of gay friends!\"
4/10/2006 1:27:41 PM
\"I have many atheist friends\" says 'I am anti atheist and proud'.
Can't be a very healthy friendship.
4/10/2006 4:01:38 PM
The idea of your beating my brains out makes me chuckle. I'm 6'4\" tall, 350 lbs., and strong enough to put you into orbit. Sit down, sonny, you're out of your league.
Your belief that your God will forgive your murdering people because they disagree with you and are sometimes irritating when they do it, is appalling. You may have missed the parts in the bible that say \"Do unto others as you would have others do unto you,\" \"thou shalt not kill\" and that business about turning the other cheek. I suggest you review your scriptures.
4/10/2006 4:40:14 PM
If he was this mad at the folks at Infidel Guy, imagine how he'll feel about FSTDT.
4/10/2006 7:43:22 PM
This man is about to beat a large group of people up...ON THE INTERNET!!!!
Well if that's the game we are to play Mr. antiatheist, then I had sex with your wife, burned down your house, stole your car, got you fired from your job and then pushed you into the gutter...ON THE INTERNET!!!!
(edit: All Your Car Are Belong to me)
4/10/2006 9:23:27 PM
Little man, do you really think anyone is intimidated by your posturing?
You're a blowhard, and everyone (both at FSTDT, and, I imagine, Infidelguy) knows it. Be as fierce as you want, little mouse. But don't have any illusions; we won't bother to hide either our scorn or our derision.
4/10/2006 9:25:24 PM
I'm guessing you've only beaten one thing with a head, and it's my unfortunate duty to inform you that white stuff that came out the top is not brains, no matter if it's what you seem to do most of your thinking with.
More importantly, NO! You may not 'beat' my 'brains' out. Such acts require consent, which I am not willing to provide.
4/11/2006 1:50:37 AM
Did we have a frontrunner for the Compassionate Conservative Award before this one? Because this is one of the best examples of that honor that I have ever seen.
4/11/2006 2:20:07 AM
Come and get some mate!
4/11/2006 3:38:36 AM
You have to do it much better to beat my brains out.
Take a look at Elijah, mamacags or JoJo! posts.
THOSE posts really did beat my brains out.
4/11/2006 4:36:38 PM
And thus the most potently dangerous aspect of the fundie mentality reveals itself.
\"I'm already saved, therefor I can commit all the evil I want.\"
4/12/2006 6:30:04 PM
And yet these people still wonder how atheists can be moral.
From the same post by iamadumbassandproud: \"I'm not planning any terrorist attacks, I'm planning to be a good person because of the fact I'm a christian.\"
4/13/2006 5:29:48 AM
When I first read this I thought he said: \"God will forgive me for EATING your brains.\"
Needless to say, I was very interested in this new zombie-religion...
5/5/2006 2:40:46 AM
and Cthulhu will bring you a ssssllllloooooooowwwwwww death
12/6/2006 3:10:09 AM
Internet tough guy.
6/6/2007 12:14:18 PM
But I won't. [Unsafeties imaginary taser]
10/10/2007 12:17:27 PM
Anti-atheist? So Aatheist?
8/13/2009 2:56:53 PM
Ooh I'm shaking on my boots. You go ahead and try that.. but guess what, I won't need anyone to forgive me when I kick your nose in.
8/13/2009 3:19:23 PM
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