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Actually, I'd think the pagan would have the highest intelligence of the three, as well as be the least gullible.
3/31/2006 4:52:06 AM
I thought intelligent, ingenious and self-sufficient were three qualities Christian women weren't allowed to have.
3/31/2006 5:27:48 AM
Interestingly, I've found little correlation between any of the qualities he lists in any of those categories. (There is some between religion and intelligence, but he's got it completely backward - though there are exceptions.)
3/31/2006 5:32:07 AM
You seek what?
Face it buddy - you're one of those dreadfully inadequate sad-sacks-of-shit that make people cringe to be in the same room as. You can't see a single girl without turning into a pile of dribble. You've never spoken to a single one of them, but you've picutred them all naked in your room at night.
After a few more years of desperation you'll end up talknig to one of the ones you class from group one. You'll hate her, you'll loathe yourself, but marry her just to get your rocks off and it's only downhill from there!
3/31/2006 5:56:39 AM
Pagan girls are dumb? In who's view? In the view of your ancestors (about 2000 years ago) all christians are pagans. Does this mean that all girls are stupid and ugly bitches?
Because everyone is a pagan according to at lest 1 person in the world.
3/31/2006 6:05:54 AM
I'm willing to bet dollars to bent nails that you're no prize yourself. One thing women find very attractive is the ability to count to three.
3/31/2006 6:07:30 AM
Yeah well, intelligence and fundementalist christianity don't exactly mix so maybe that's your problem. Neither do chicks who are hot and stupid simulataneously because if they're good looking but lack brains they're bound for sluthood and hence out of the church.
3/31/2006 6:17:57 AM
Dear God, as a loser who uses Christianity as a crutch to feel better about myself, might I complain about the fact your church seems to be full of losers using Christianity to feel better about themselves.
3/31/2006 6:28:36 AM
Welcome to Real Life, wherein the world is not teeming with gorgeous brilliant people who possess exactly the qualities you desire in a mate.
And I agree, there's really not any particular correlation between looks and intelligence. In reality, it's not an either/or proposition. A (reverse) correlation between religious conservatism and intelligence, however, might be another story.
3/31/2006 8:37:28 AM
Look at me ladies, I'm a Christian, I'm special. Because I pledge allegience to Jesus I am automatically better than people of other religions. See my sexy cross. We god fearing christians are royalty and only deserve hot bitches. Fatties, go away. We know your'e probably better in the kitchen, but Jesus and I enjoy only lean meat.
3/31/2006 1:25:39 PM
1. Huh huh. Xians are fat....huh huh.
2. Huh huh. Witches are hot...huh huh.
Getting the idiocy out of the way...notice the correlation this guy makes between pagans being hot but way too superficial, and yet he complains that Christian women are too fat? \"Sure I love Jesus and all, but what's with all the fat chicks?\"
3/31/2006 2:20:13 PM
JustinGG, those were exactly my thoughts. He really needs to look in a mirror before writing this stuff.
3/31/2006 3:27:49 PM
It's all so obvious. Satan has tempts the rightous with hot chicks!
3/31/2006 4:12:00 PM
Why can't I find any really hot, devout Xian, horny sluts?
3/31/2006 4:29:05 PM
You found it. Pagans get all the hot chicks. Loser!
Oh, and the most intelligent of the population are the least religious.
3/31/2006 6:03:35 PM
I gotta admit though, I love the pagans too. Hot and cool like a McDLT.
3/31/2006 7:46:21 PM
On the bright side, if this sad twit can't find a mate he finds suitable, he is unlikely to ever pollute the gene pool with his DNA.
3/31/2006 7:52:35 PM
this is one of the funniest things I've read in a long time.
I'll bet he watches a lot of \"romantic comedies\" where some ugly bastard walks off with the sexy girl.
wake up, dude: LIFE AIN'T LIKE THAT!
3/31/2006 7:54:30 PM
Brings retardation down to a whole new level, eh?
3/31/2006 8:24:16 PM
I can't think of anything particularly witty to add, but this one is pretty darned funny.
3/31/2006 11:35:28 PM
never been there
I'm so glad I'm an atheist. I consider myself fussy for making \"nicotine-free\" something to wish for in a woman, all other things being equal.
3/31/2006 11:50:47 PM
Ugly Christian chicks are just God's way of helping you avoid temptation right \"Iseekyouth\"
4/1/2006 6:06:20 AM
I think there was something in the dogma about this life being completely inconsequential and preparing yourself for the next. Perhaps you should be looking at the beauty in their souls instead of lusting after their corporeal shells you slimy fuck!
4/1/2006 9:12:58 AM
A rhetorical figure in which incongruous or contradictory terms are combined, as in 'a deafening silence' and 'a mournful optimist'.\"
Finding a girl as you want can \"almost seem imposible\", but never can \"almost seem like an oximoron\".
Try to learn the meaning of the words before you use them, dumbass.
You seem to be in the first kind of your classification:
1) Devout Christian. Low to none intelligence. Doesn't take care of their vocabulary (is either stupid or just really really insecure and moronic).
4/4/2006 4:56:43 PM
]The third is also dating someone and is one of those \"unapproachable\" girls. She has that one girl that she talks to and no one else.]
Yay for hot Christian Lesbian Loving!
4/4/2006 8:32:41 PM
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