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Where ARE the gorgeous, ingenious, self-sufficient, pure, in-shape Christian women?

Does anyone else feel like all of the attractive girls are essentially pagan? I'm not talking about showing skin here, I mean just fashionable and beautiful... even if it's just facial beauty! I go to a small Christian university that is filled with strong Christians. There are only about 2,500 people but dangit! I've found THREE people there the entire time attractive only on the physical level. One is now married... the other is in a serious relationship... The third is also dating someone and is one of those "unapproachable" girls. She has that one girl that she talks to and no one else.

It seems most of them fall into the following categories...

1) Devout Christian. Moderate to High intelligence. Doesn't take care of their body (is either fat or just really really weak and unhealthy). No sense of fashion, pure, but possibly needy.

2) God is an important part of life, but not the driving force. Moderate intelligence. Takes care of body and might even be highly attractive but has so much baggage you know you could never deal with it. Good sense of fashion but is very needy and would be clingy in a relationship.

3) Total pagan. Blazing hot and in excellent shape. Very fashionable. Either moderately intelligent or brings retardation down to a whole new level. Superficial and has almost no depth. Has sex often and talks about it openly.

Finding a girl with the physical attraction of group 3, the strength as an individual and confidence in one's self that group 2 doesn't have, and the Christian devotion and intelligence that group one has almost seems like an oximoron. Logically I know it's not true but based on experience time and time again it breaks down to these categories.

IseekTheTruth, Christian Forums 56 Comments [3/31/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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#24441
Maggie

Actually, I'd think the pagan would have the highest intelligence of the three, as well as be the least gullible.

3/31/2006 4:52:06 AM

#24460
ez-c

I thought intelligent, ingenious and self-sufficient were three qualities Christian women weren't allowed to have.

3/31/2006 5:27:48 AM

#24465
Crosis

Interestingly, I've found little correlation between any of the qualities he lists in any of those categories. (There is some between religion and intelligence, but he's got it completely backward - though there are exceptions.)

3/31/2006 5:32:07 AM

#24477
Julian

You seek what?

Face it buddy - you're one of those dreadfully inadequate sad-sacks-of-shit that make people cringe to be in the same room as. You can't see a single girl without turning into a pile of dribble. You've never spoken to a single one of them, but you've picutred them all naked in your room at night.

After a few more years of desperation you'll end up talknig to one of the ones you class from group one. You'll hate her, you'll loathe yourself, but marry her just to get your rocks off and it's only downhill from there!

3/31/2006 5:56:39 AM

#24483
NotMe

Pagan girls are dumb? In who's view? In the view of your ancestors (about 2000 years ago) all christians are pagans. Does this mean that all girls are stupid and ugly bitches?
Because everyone is a pagan according to at lest 1 person in the world.

3/31/2006 6:05:54 AM

#24484
Papabear

I'm willing to bet dollars to bent nails that you're no prize yourself. One thing women find very attractive is the ability to count to three.

3/31/2006 6:07:30 AM

#24493
CBBB

Yeah well, intelligence and fundementalist christianity don't exactly mix so maybe that's your problem. Neither do chicks who are hot and stupid simulataneously because if they're good looking but lack brains they're bound for sluthood and hence out of the church.

3/31/2006 6:17:57 AM

#24499
Julian

Dear God, as a loser who uses Christianity as a crutch to feel better about myself, might I complain about the fact your church seems to be full of losers using Christianity to feel better about themselves.

3/31/2006 6:28:36 AM

#24515
glyptodon

Hahahahaha.

Welcome to Real Life, wherein the world is not teeming with gorgeous brilliant people who possess exactly the qualities you desire in a mate.

And I agree, there's really not any particular correlation between looks and intelligence. In reality, it's not an either/or proposition. A (reverse) correlation between religious conservatism and intelligence, however, might be another story.

3/31/2006 8:37:28 AM

#24540
mad dog

Look at me ladies, I'm a Christian, I'm special. Because I pledge allegience to Jesus I am automatically better than people of other religions. See my sexy cross. We god fearing christians are royalty and only deserve hot bitches. Fatties, go away. We know your'e probably better in the kitchen, but Jesus and I enjoy only lean meat.

3/31/2006 1:25:39 PM

#24546
JustinGG

1. Huh huh. Xians are fat....huh huh.

2. Huh huh. Witches are hot...huh huh.

Getting the idiocy out of the way...notice the correlation this guy makes between pagans being hot but way too superficial, and yet he complains that Christian women are too fat? \"Sure I love Jesus and all, but what's with all the fat chicks?\"

3/31/2006 2:20:13 PM

#24555
Irrational Entity

JustinGG, those were exactly my thoughts. He really needs to look in a mirror before writing this stuff.

3/31/2006 3:27:49 PM

#24561
Just Rick

It's all so obvious. Satan has tempts the rightous with hot chicks!

3/31/2006 4:12:00 PM

#24565
Papabear

Dear God,
Why can't I find any really hot, devout Xian, horny sluts?

3/31/2006 4:29:05 PM

#24586
King Spirula

Hey IseekTheTruth,
You found it. Pagans get all the hot chicks. Loser!
Oh, and the most intelligent of the population are the least religious.

http://www.huppi.com/kangaroo/L-thinkingchristians.htm

3/31/2006 6:03:35 PM

#24591
JustinGG

I gotta admit though, I love the pagans too. Hot and cool like a McDLT.

3/31/2006 7:46:21 PM

#24593
Berny

On the bright side, if this sad twit can't find a mate he finds suitable, he is unlikely to ever pollute the gene pool with his DNA.

3/31/2006 7:52:35 PM

#24594
TDR

this is one of the funniest things I've read in a long time.

I'll bet he watches a lot of \"romantic comedies\" where some ugly bastard walks off with the sexy girl.

wake up, dude: LIFE AIN'T LIKE THAT!

3/31/2006 7:54:30 PM

#24608
ssdexecutor

Brings retardation down to a whole new level, eh?

http://kspark.kaist.ac.kr/Jesus/Intelligence%20&%20religion.htm

3/31/2006 8:24:16 PM

#24631
David D.G.

I can't think of anything particularly witty to add, but this one is pretty darned funny.


~David D.G.

3/31/2006 11:35:28 PM

#24633
never been there

I'm so glad I'm an atheist. I consider myself fussy for making \"nicotine-free\" something to wish for in a woman, all other things being equal.

3/31/2006 11:50:47 PM

#24653
Julian


Ugly Christian chicks are just God's way of helping you avoid temptation right \"Iseekyouth\"

4/1/2006 6:06:20 AM

#24663
Julian

I think there was something in the dogma about this life being completely inconsequential and preparing yourself for the next. Perhaps you should be looking at the beauty in their souls instead of lusting after their corporeal shells you slimy fuck!

4/1/2006 9:12:58 AM

#25088
Seomah

\"ox•y•mo•ron :

A rhetorical figure in which incongruous or contradictory terms are combined, as in 'a deafening silence' and 'a mournful optimist'.\"

Finding a girl as you want can \"almost seem imposible\", but never can \"almost seem like an oximoron\".

Try to learn the meaning of the words before you use them, dumbass.

You seem to be in the first kind of your classification:

1) Devout Christian. Low to none intelligence. Doesn't take care of their vocabulary (is either stupid or just really really insecure and moronic).

4/4/2006 4:56:43 PM

#25109
Julian

]The third is also dating someone and is one of those \"unapproachable\" girls. She has that one girl that she talks to and no one else.]

Yay for hot Christian Lesbian Loving!

4/4/2006 8:32:41 PM
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