If humans came from the dirt, how could we have also come frome monkeys. Think about it.
[3/29/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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I...I, what? bu-... How?... Poe?... Please?
1/6/2008 12:56:53 AM
If you came from your mother, how could you have also come from your father? Think about it.
1/6/2008 1:57:45 AM
I thought about it.
You're still dirt.
1/6/2008 2:11:27 AM
A point for the rational Christians who believe Genesis is metaphorical:
You can "come from the dirt" in that you come from the elements the planet was formed out of.
1/6/2008 2:47:25 AM
...Well, I know which one sounds more plausible.
1/6/2008 3:05:07 AM
...we didn't come from dirt, or from monkeys for that matter. thank you for missing the entire point of evolution theory. it's not even all that friggin complicated!
1/6/2008 4:37:12 PM
We did not form from dirt.
We slowly turn to dirt after death, but we were not formed from dirt.
1/11/2008 6:52:23 AM
*slapped forehead* can somebody pass a brain to her? or at least a basic book of evolution? any book that shows lots of pictures...
1/11/2008 10:43:49 AM
Duude, what if the
came from the dirt?
1/21/2008 1:05:15 AM
4/19/2008 9:24:53 PM
you are perfectly happy to believe we came from dirt,
but coming from monkeys is just way to far out for you?
let me put it another way:
The jump from dirt to human is more plausible then a jump from monkey to human?
or another way:
we have more in common with dirt then we have with monkeys?
Human DNA match with monkey over 98%
Human DNA match with dirt, about 0%
mmm.. actually, having said all that - you are right!!! (all you need is one small amendment)
dirt ---> evolution ---> humans
5/9/2008 7:14:56 AM
If we came from dirt then why is there still dirt? When is God going to turn the rest of the dirt into humans?
6/21/2008 11:13:44 PM
Still... you say we came from dirt, but the idea that we came from
is the one that devalues humans?
6/21/2008 11:38:46 PM
It's good that we think about it, because you obviously are incapable of doing so
12/22/2008 4:41:53 PM
There you have it folks. Being made of dirt is more believable then evolution and the years of research that has been put into proving evolution.
1/29/2011 3:41:30 PM
Guess the first premise is wrong, then. We do have a common ancestor with the monkeys. That is all.
1/29/2011 3:46:03 PM
Deep thinking amongst fundies hasn't changed much since they figured out how to tie a rock onto the end of a stick.
1/29/2011 8:25:24 PM
Sounds like Poe.
6/21/2013 9:40:29 AM