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If humans came from the dirt, how could we have also come frome monkeys. Think about it.

Pats, Christian Forums 42 Comments [3/29/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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#24072
Jim

Hmmm... good point. I know! We didn't come from dirt!

3/30/2006 12:09:21 AM
#24074
David D.G.

Declining for the moment to present a proper rebuttal of the several inaccurate premises contained in that short post, let me just ask that you reread that first word you just wrote there, Pats. We'll wait while you let its meaning soak in.


~David D.G.

3/30/2006 12:10:33 AM
#24082
Papabear

I've thought about it, Pats, and I've decided that humans being made from dirt is absurd.

And, for the umpteenth time, those of us who believe in the ToE do not believe humans are descended from monkeys *or* dirt.

3/30/2006 12:37:02 AM
#24092
Julian

Absolutely Pats. We should all sit down and have a jolly good think about that. Care to join us or are you happy remaining ignorant?

3/30/2006 1:19:58 AM
#24104
TDR

yup, it just makes my day when arrogant, ignorant people use the phrase \"think about it\".

3/30/2006 1:47:55 AM
#24142
NotMe

Papabear:

While we didn't evolve from modern monkeys or apes it would be a lie to not call or common ancestors apes. If they were still alive in this day and age they would quite certainly be categorized as apes.

And on the ape/dirt thing. i'd rather hae an ape for an ancestor then a pile of mud.

3/30/2006 2:58:50 AM
#24153
Papabear

Not Me -- Of course. I do understand that.

3/30/2006 3:35:29 AM
#24172
Hadanelith

Self-Contradiction Award?
Death by Irony Overdose Award?
Read Your Own Post Award?
Some combination thereof?

I'm stumped, but this should be enshrined forever for the absolute inanity.

3/30/2006 4:12:22 AM
#24181
mad dog

'absolute inanity' award

3/30/2006 4:37:21 AM
#24188
Julian

Cue sea monkey joke?

3/30/2006 5:07:52 AM
#24248
Prager

Dirty monkeys!!

3/30/2006 8:27:26 AM
#24260
Maronan

Doesn't Hovind use an appeal to pride along the lines of \"do you want to be descended from an ape?\" Realizing the he believes that humans came from dirt just makes it all the more ironic.

That being said, we all know (and if Pats reads this, he will), that we did not come from dirt, and we are not the result of the Theory of Straw Man Evolution. If Pats would like to know about evolution, (the REAL ToE), I can recommend my college. (Even though I'm not into biology.)

3/30/2006 11:19:05 AM
#24283
Aesmael

I like that Read Your Own Post award.

3/30/2006 2:31:04 PM
#24284
noself

Stupid Creationist Zombie Argument.

This has got to be the worst, most ridiculous, most often rebutted argument that just won't die!


3/30/2006 2:45:11 PM
#24344
Blind Watchmaker

If humans came from the dirt, why is there still dirt around?

3/30/2006 6:41:42 PM
#24348
JustinGG

\"Think about it\" she says...

3/30/2006 6:47:01 PM
#24361
King Spirula

\"Think about it.\"

Every time I hear or see that, it reminds me of that neoNazi store owner in \"Falling Down\".

3/30/2006 8:11:38 PM
#24362
IdLikeToPeeInPatsEyes

I can't believe how stupid I've been...
I'm so sorry Jeebus! Ahmma comin' home!

3/30/2006 8:12:09 PM
#24445
mad dog

No, apes came from humans. Just ask Dr. Zaius.

3/31/2006 4:57:30 AM
#24506
Julian

#26138 BW. Love it!

You don't post much, but what you do is gold!!!!




3/31/2006 6:55:58 AM
#24618
Blind Watchmaker

Thank you, Julian.

3/31/2006 9:17:52 PM
#25979
Late_Cretaceous

Wow, theory of evolution totally demolished in one quip.

4/8/2006 7:05:59 PM
#150959
Osiris

Good point. I guess we didn't come from dirt.

2/1/2007 5:18:18 AM
#333866
GigaGuess

So which one is more of a reach? Give you a hint. We have a LOT more in common with monkeys than we do with dirt.

11/12/2007 12:29:28 PM
#375281
V

We didn't come from dirt or monkeys.

1/4/2008 6:59:31 PM
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