Marilyn Monroe sold her soul to Satan, stripping naked and leading an entire nation into adultery. It was her sensual role in the 1954 filthy movie, THE SEVEN YEAR ITCH, that led her divorce to baseball player Joe DiMaggio. Godless movie producers used a big floor fan to blow Marilyn's dress up over her head, completely exposing her private area for all the lustful men to never forget and film from different angle's. Her husband Joe DiMaggio was very upset with her for giving to other men what belongs only to him, that is, her body. Monroe's disloyalty to her husband, vows and marriage is awful. On her wedding day, a wife vows to keep her self only for her husband for as long as she shall live (and vise versa). Americans are such liars!
Sinfully regarding her career more than her husband (same as Sandra Bullock), Monroe filed for divorce several months later over the incident and quit her marriage (NO HUSBAND WAS GOING TO TELL MARILYN WHAT TO DO!!!). So she left, abandoned and ruined his life. Poor Joe!
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Sorry, I couldn't hear you over Jack Kennedy's Jack Kennedyness.
Try talking about something other than Marilyn Monroe.
Is Guam stuck in some kind of temporal rift that keeps it 60 years behind the rest of the world, with only the occasional bits and pieces of news from the present leaking in? Because Davey is certainly stuck way in the past. I mean who gives half a moldy, dead rat's ass about fucking Marilyn Monroe? What's next? Will he expose the virgin queen's "shameful" secret? Maybe reveal the skeletons in Cleopatra's closet? At the rate he's going he's eventually going to see for himself how life on Earth really came about. Frankly I don't think he deserves that incredible gift.
Oh Lord, please teach David some humility, so he doesn't keep assuming he knows your mind and wishes with regards to personal matters of the heart, else he burn in hell forever alongside atheists like me.
Marriage is a mutual understanding between two human beings to help them get through life through a series of compromises. Not some fucking holy thing that if you divorce someone your going to hell or something.
Is it special? To some yes and I completely understand that. But for fucking real I bet the whole "marriage til death" and "only a man and woman can marry" in religions is just so more children can be born into the religion and help manipulate those that aren't in said religion.
Godless movie producers used a big floor fan to blow Marilyn's dress up over her head, completely exposing her private area
When did this happen? Do you have some lost director's cut of the movie? Oh, no, wait. You're David J. Stewart. To you a woman showing her knees is the same as her laying out stark naked and spread eagle in the middle of Times Square.
So she left, abandoned and ruined his life. Poor Joe!
1) She left him because of mental cruelty. Why did your wife leave you?
It takes a sick mind to come up with this stuff. In the film, it's the male character who is pursuing an affair and it is Marilyn's character who constantly rebuffs him. Turning innocence into filth seems to be David's specialty. Remember David, diddling kids makes baby Jesus cry.
Godless movie producers used a big floor fan to blow Marilyn's dress up over her head, completely exposing her private area
Are you watching a different print? Deleted scenes maybe? Because every time I've seen that scene, she always has panties on.
David, I've noticed a trend with you: everything in popular culture seems to make you froth at the mouth with how much damage it's doing to Western civilization.
Simple solution: Withdraw from Western civilization. There are still many small islands out there that need a hermit. Become one.
Sincerely,
Rob aka Mediancat
Stripping naked? She was wearing modest, full-coverage underwear in that scene.
"Sinfully regarding her career more than her husband (same as Sandra Bullock)"
That wasn't why she divorced. She dumped her a-hole husband, who also had a high-profile career, because he was cheating on her with a skanky stripper. But I guess he did that because she wasn't being submissive, right?
Ah, another weekly dose of Davey's hatemongering, I wondered how long it took.
Seriously, Davey boy, if you hate everything media-related then why do you still pay attention to it? Why do you still watch films or cartoons if there is literally nothing in them you don't hate?
What about that writer she had married earlier?
Also, for putting up with so much entitlement to her body, Joey sure didn't know how to put a healthy baby in her. Maybe she just wanted someone that could. So suck on that, till death do us part.
His description of that famous skirt/subway grate scene is approaching "D.J. Stupid description of that Taylor Swift 'Fearless' video"- levels in some places. Marylin's skirt doesn't go over her head & she's wearing panties. The scene is a case of sexy but tasteful teasing.
And again, can't this guy join the 21st Century with his pop-culture complaints?
Or move to a tiny grass hut in Northern Siberia?
On her wedding day, a wife vows to keep her self only for her husband for as long as she shall live (and vise versa) .[
] Sinfully regarding her career more than her husband (same as Sandra Bullock) ,[
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But strangely enough you do not mention how Sandra Bullock’s husband didn’t “keep himself” for his wife and cheated on her
@Old Viking:
And neither does Daisy Duck! Does this make Daisy more slutty than Marilyn, at least she wore underwear in that scene?
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