[re: Nicholas Cage in new Left Behind movie ]
Also, Cage is not a Christian actor by any stretch. He is a disgusting occultist who wants to be buried in a pyramid. Ghost Rider was one of the most satanic films in recent history and he starred in both of them, portraying a demonic creature collecting unsaved souls to send to hell.
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This one fits firmly under darnedest, but really, did anyone expect the star of drive angry to star in the left behind movies?
H4L, trust me and don't watch it, not worth it. It's a whole lot worse than ghost rider.
The series in which the protagonist told Satan to go fuck himself and vowed to use the very powers Satan gave him to disrupt his plans for humanity? That incredibly Satanic series, dumbnuts? And who the fuck are you to gainsay the sending of unsaved souls to Hell? Have you forgotten who it is you worship?
You see, there's this form of entertainment by people called "actors," wherein they pretend to be other people. In Shakespeare's plays, for instance, people pretend to be fairies and kings, but it's just make-believe. On television, people pretend to be angels, but when they're glowing it's just trick lighting. Most actors take roles to make money. Or do you also think Cage knows the location of a Masonic treasure hidden beneath Wall Street?
Oddly enough, the thing about the pyramid seems to be true :
"In 2010, actor Nicolas Cage purchased a pyramid shaped tomb to be his future final resting place."
Well, maybe not that strange considering it's Nicholas Cage.
Ghost Rider is probably the most Christian superhero ever conceived. He drags the souls of the damned to Hell, yes, but isn't that the purpose of Hell in Christianity? Isn't Satan just a glorified prison warden? By that logic, in fact, Satan is a good guy - he punishes evil people (with Ghost Rider's help).
I'm honestly surprised that someone wants to make a movie from the mess that is 'Left Behind'... again!
I'm not at all surprised that Nicholas Cage wants to collect a paycheck from it, regardless of his believes.
By the way, how many good actors share that crazy fringe believe about the End of the World? You just have to use "non-believing" actors...
Troll 4 Life rivals Palin as the stupidest woman to have ever lived. It escapes me how she remembers to breathe.
The first Ghost Rider was actually entertaining; the second one, not so much.
Wait a minute, does this mean that Daisuke Namikawa is not actually an adorably stupid and rather offensive personification of a country?! This is such big news! The make-up must be just that good!
Alright, alright, joke mode off. His4Life, you are aware that people act in movies, right? And that by acting, they pretend to be someone else? I mean, have you ever had a school play, or maybe a Nativity play? Obviously, you weren't the character, you just pretended to be them. That's what Nicholas Cage does. Because yeah, believe it or not, he's not thirty different people at once.
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While you and fundiecentral freak out about this casting the secular movie buzz is that this is the final proof of cages career end of taking anything he's offered.
Yet your lot many are thinking, and posting, Nicks box-office draw (which was over years ago, during Ghost Riders even) is gonna convert some of us-all sinners to be very ascared of that stupid fuckin Rapture shit.
Hey dummies, we didn't buy the Ghost Rider stich even though idiots like His4Life completely shit himself over it in full belief. He will believe anything that's got a supernatural myth element to it after all.
Hey, His4Life, Pinocchio's a fairy tale, sorry to break it to you. I mean it has magic shit and ridiculous characters so we know YOU totally believe it but it's just not real.
I saw National Treasure.
It has Nicholas Cage in it.
I had to leave.
I am phobic about the cinema now.
I live in fear that Nicholas Cage will leap from the dark and onto the screen.
I tremble at the mere thought of it.
@#1806578
We take issue with the fact that God thinks child murder and lying about how many cookies you’ve had are the same.
@Evilutionist
Next you’ll tell me Peter Cullen isn’t a 28 foot tall* alien robot.**
*As he hasn’t hit earth yet, Prime still speaks cybertronian and until we find Cybertron we won’t know what that sounds like. He might sound exactly like The Great God Cullen, I don’t know.
“Also, Cage is not a Christian actor by any stretch.”
“He is a disgusting occultist who wants to be buried in a pyramid.”
“Ghost Rider was one of the most satanic films in recent history”
"and he starred in both of them, portraying a demonic creature collecting unsaved souls to send to hell.”
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