I shudder to think when Sarah Silverman dies how awful she's going to suffer. Silverman is Jewish and openly blasphemes the name of Jesus often, just as many Christ-rejecting Jews do today. Jon Stewart (real name: Jonathan Stuart Leibowitz) recently referred to Christ's nativity scene as “the Virgin Manger.” No one hates Jesus as much as Christ-rejecting Jews; and no one loves Jesus as much as truly born-again Jews. I believe that. It was Nicodemus, a born-again Jew (and Joseph of Arimathaea), who loved Jesus and prepared the body of our precious Lord for burial and then buried Him in a tomb.
ABC TV debuted a new sitcom on March 4, 2012 called GCB (Good Christian Bitches). Every Hollywood movie today blasphemes the name of Jesus. Sexual suggestiveness in every movie is synonymous with Jewish-owned Hollywood.
Do you think God has missed any of this filth and blasphemy? These God-haters, sodomites and blasphemers are reserved for the lowest (hottest) parts of Hell. Conan O'Brien is Irish, but he is paid to blaspheme Christ by the Jewish-owned networks. Conan O' Brian brags that he is going to Hell when he dies!
All those lost without Christ will be cast body and soul into Hell forever and ever. Did you know that God casts one's “body” into Hell too? Matthew 10:28, “And fear not them which kill the body, but are not able to kill the soul: but rather fear him which is able to destroy both soul and body in hell.” It would seem likely that God must provide some type of body that can withstand the intense heat of a furnace, burning day and night, where the smoke ascendeth up forever and ever.
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So, kiddie-diddlers go to heaven, but consenting adults who are married to a person of the same gender go to hell?
Some scholars are also Christ-rejecting...
Mostly the usual stupid trash, but in the Jewish context the last sentence is pure anti-semitic assholery. What scum, the Jesus I read about in the Gospels would kick your ass so hard down to hell you'd need god to give you a new body.
Conan O'Brien is Irish, but he is paid to blaspheme Christ by the Jewish-owned networks. Conan O' Brian brags that he is going to Hell when he dies!
Hey, don’t you dare diss Conan. He is worth thrice as much as one like you!
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Perhaps you should be more worried about how you're going to suffer, and what your god will do to child-molesters like you. Do you think God has missed any of your filth and blasphemy? Maybe she'll play the "get out of jail free card" too; just like you claim you have. Think about how you'll feel when she's sitting right next to you in heaven.
David sure makes his god sound like a spoiled brat. "She offended me, I'm going to punish her." Why would an all-powerful, all-loving, infinite sky faerie care what a "lowly" person thinks of it?
Taking biblical metaphors literally requires more and more ridiculous explanatory bs the more you struggle with it.
Lions and tyrannosaurs were vegetarians before the fall. Kangaroos hopped back to Australia from Ararat over the ocean. Light has either changed speed or was created in transit from stars 6000 years ago. God will give us second bodies designed to be tortured for eternity for the sin of being Jewish.
ABC TV debuted a new sitcom on March 4, 2012 called GCB (Good Christian Bitches).
I'd never heard of this show, so I googled it. According to Wikipedia, it was cancelled in May 2012. Why is Davey so worked up over TV shows which aren't on the air any more, and ones like this which hardly anyone ever saw?
Sarah Silverman is an annoying hack who thinks she's funny and somehow got a following. I'll assume it's a pact with Satan since that's about what it would take to get that no-talent "comedian" the spotlight. That or she's knew some REALLY important people. That said, she doesn't deserve hell. In the end, she's just a human being trying to make a living. You, on the other hand (and other child molesters), deserve a fate worse than hell.
I don't believe in heaven or hell. I don't pretend to know what happens after death, but I like to believe that we reincarnate.
I also like to believe that you will be reincarnated as a type of caterpillar preyed upon by parasitic wasps.
Actually the lowest circle of hell is reserved for betrayers. Sodomites that go to hell are also KIDDIE DIDDLING SODOMITES LIKE YOU and they go to the circle of violence. Normal homosexuals go to Purgatory.
If we're using Divine Comedy as a guide, that's how it works.
When I have a son, I won't torture kids forever for simply not worshiping my son. That's inhumane.
Why would Gobs do so either if he's supposedly all-good?
Also, Jews don't hate Jesus--not most Jews, at least. Jesus was a Jew like us. I like Jesus, he's a pretty cool guy. Eh teaches paece and tolerance and doesn't afraid of anything.
"It would seem likely that God must provide some type of body that can withstand the intense heat of a furnace, burning day and night, where the smoke ascendeth up forever and ever."
Then it would seem likely that your "god" is a sadistic bastard. Providing some sort of body for the sole purpose of inflicting eternal pain and agony? Apparently our existing bodies aren't quite "perfect" for his use? I mean where's the fun if you can't torture "your children" forever and ever, right? What's the point of hell if your soul can't feel the pain of eternal torture? Have to have some sort of body that can be tortured forever but not destroyed, right?
And this "god" is "all-loving"? And "all-good"? And you worship a "god" that does this?
All those lost without Christ will be cast body and soul into Hell forever and ever.
No, no. All those who ate a ham and Swiss on rye will be cast body and soul into Hell forever and ever All those who didn't knock their heads on the ground and chant in Arabic five times a day will be cast body and soul into Hell forever and ever All those who ate meat on Friday before 1966 will be cast body and soul into Hell forever and ever
When you abuse someone, sexually or otherwise, you might as well be rummaging through Jesus's living giblets wearing sandpaper gloves. Can you imagine your eternity in the afterlife? Everlasting torture in the lake of fire will seem like a stroll in the park in comparison. Brace yourself David. You know what's coming.
Suddenly, an earlier FSTDTs entry comes to mind....http://fstdt.net/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=98906
But srsly....is there anybody (other than himself or his weird version of Jesus) that Stu, here LIKES?
That said, endzog's abomination would make an awesome heavy metal band cover.
It was Nicodemus, a born-again Jew
So Jesus' contemporary disciples and other followers were "born-again Jew"? Wow! That takes the cake.
So what was Mary? "Born again before the fact"?
Conan O'Brien is Irish, but he is paid to blaspheme Christ by the Jewish-owned networks.
Ted Turner's Jewish?
Surely this idiot is aware being Irish is not an automatic entry into Christianity. There are Irish Jews, Muslims, Buddhists, Hindus, pagans and atheists.
@freako104
DJS is pretty anti-Semitic.
Jon Stewart, tho, is quite philo-Semitic.
@#1704052
"Stewart is Jewish by ethnicity but is irreligious.[104]"
False. Jon Stewart is ethnically Jewish.
@Davey
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Why do I get the feeling that Davey is guilty of both?
"It would seem likely that God must provide some type of body that can withstand the intense heat of a furnace, burning day and night, where the smoke ascendeth up forever and ever."
Say it with me now. Created sick, commanded to be well. (On pain of an eternal BBQ as the main course, courtesy of the loving author of this whole predicament.)
@freako104
Is Stewart an anti Semite now?
In CSTDT we have a quote from him where he refers to the Protocols Of The Elders Of Zion, so I would answer “He always was.”.
Gotta check this series out. If it pisses off a kiddie humper, and has hot, funny Jewish women in them who smokes pot and laugh at fundies, it must be worth checking out.
Thanks again kiddie humper...
NO. WE DON'T HATE JESUS. STOP.Do you think God has missed any of this filth and blasphemy?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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