FOX NEWS is one big whorehouse these days!!! All of the women have their LEGS sticking dead center in the camera. It's the main focus of the broadcast. The usual scenario is two men with a whore in the middle. She's wearing a short mini-skirt above her knees and HER LEGS are the primary subject of interest.
Ann Coulter is one of the biggest hoochie-mamas on TV... ALL LEGS AND THIGHS!!! It's evil, sinful and utterly wicked.
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If you're so uncomfortable with female flesh, why are you living on a tropical island ruled by the United States? Wouldn't you be happier someplace else?
And while we're here, I've long noticed that women on Fox seldom get to wear anything with sleeves. It's to keep the rubes watching. Next.
Er, sure Ann Coulter is a foul, evil thing, but what's she supposed to do; have a bit of her legs amputated?
We don't get Fox News over here (thank God), but isn't it mostly people sitting behind a desk with a front hiding the legs? Or is that just the evil librul shows like The Daily Show?
A short mini-skirt? As opposed to a long mini-skirt, then?
If God doesn't approve of women's legs, thighs and knees, he should have created women with a blank space between their feet and ribs.
Edited to remove slights on Ann Coulter's gender identity. It doesn't matter whether someone is man or woman, or somewhere in-between.
Yeah, but, in all honesty, Megan Kelly is pretty easy on the eyes even if the garbage coming out of her mouth is repulsive.
Ann "The Man" Coulter is less appealing and still has garbage coming out of her mouth.
Ann Coulter is a woman?
Jesting aside, Dave seriously needs to stop finding sexual meaning in EVERYTHING. Sorry Dave, but this is the 21st century, not the 12th.
HOW DARE HUMAN FEMALES HAVE APPENDAGES IN WHICH TO ACTUALLY WALK! REAL WOMEN ARE LEG AMPUTEES! OUT, VILE LEGGIES!
Well, now he's attacking one of his own.
FUNDIE FIGHT!
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And will my fellow sane people can it with the transphobic "Ann Coulter is a man" crap? Sure, she's repulse, bony & horseface but DAMN! SHE'S STILL FEMALE! Heck, in the early days of her career, she wasn't even that bad looking!
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That said, I will not defend her because I think she's a disgusting sack of protoplasm.
Ann Coulter is one of the biggest hoochie-mamas on TV...
I never, ever thought I'd ever agree with David J. Stewart on anything, and yet here it is. Of course, we have different reasoning coming to this conclusion.
I know it's somewhat off-topic (I try not to think about Davey Kid-Fucker), but I'd like to quote Steve Shives on Ann Coulter:
(From his video, "Five Stupid Things About Ann Coulter")
"She's a cunt. 'Cunt', I says - a vicious, ugly, mean-spirited word, for a vicious, ugly, mean-spirited person. How much of a cunt is Ann Coulter? She's such a cunt, that not only should the entry for the word 'cunt' in the dictionary be accompanied by her photograph, the entry for 'Ann Coulter' should read simply, 'see: "cunt"'. She's such a cunt, if she went to medical school and earned a degree and entered the field of oncology research and found the cure for cancer, in a hundred years, people would still refer to her as 'that cunt who was always on Hannity'. She's such a cunt, that if the US Mint renamed the lowest denomination of US currency from the 'cent' to the 'cunt', and minted millions of new pennies with Ann Coulter's head on them instead of Abraham Lincoln's, and filled the Grand Canyon with them, there would still be less cunt in the Grand Canyon then there is on the set of the O'Reilly Factor whenever Ann Coulter is a guest."
@SpukiKitty
"And will my fellow sane people can it with the transphobic "Ann Coulter is a man" crap? Sure, she's repulse, bony & horsefaced but DAMN! SHE'S STILL FEMALE! Heck, in the early days of her career, she wasn't even that bad looking!"
I agree. Some of these comments make kindergartener disputes sound like heavy intellectual debate. Ann's hardly an unattractive lady. She is, however, virulently stupid and has said and written a great number of things so headdesk-inducingly moronic that we're bound to look at her every aspect in a negative light. (That would be the 'Halo Effect' at work).
The point is, we dislike her because she's a blithe airhead. Her looks are beside the point, and when we start to veer into that territory, we've lost the point. As the late, great Hitchens put it, "I'm glad when my opponents reach for the Ad Hominem. It means they've given up."
So let's try to avoid that from here on, shall we?
>Ann Coulter is one of the biggest hoochie-mamas on TV...
I've lost it. I've fucking lost it. This is one of the most hilarious sentences I've read on this site. Seriously, who says "hoochie-mama" in 2014?
Intellectual debate? With the Coulter? Has anybody seen the video of her most egregious mistakes, such as Canada being in the Vietnam War? She meant Australia, but she hung on like a rat on a corn cob. Or her contention that liberals caused America's entry into World War II? Pearl Harbor? Where dat?
No, Ann is somewhat bulletproof in that the things she says and does are inane BS, she knows it's inane BS and she doesn't care. In such situations the debate is bound to get less intellectual and more...personal.
I would watch to see if you have a point, but I'd be too busy laughing at the factual and logical errors.
@Scourge
Dammit, you got the SpongeBob reference in first! >_<
Damn, why did your god design women with LEGS AND THIGHS then if they're "evil, sinful, and utterly wicked? Are you implying that your "all-knowing" god didn't know we would look at them? Are you calling Anne Coulter a "whore" merely because she shows her legs on tv? If so, I'm calling you a "fucking asshole" because of the way you part your hair. While I'm not a Coulter fan, I don't support disparaging people merely because YOU don't like how they sit in a chair. Bring up some valid evidence to criticize her statements, and it's entirely possible that I'll agree with you; calling her a "whore" because you don't like how she sits in a fucking chair is complete bullshit.
Damn. You have to be pretty firmly committed to your ultra-right delusion if Ann Coulter isn't crazy enough for you.
Also, I now have to work "hoochie-mama" into a conversation today. This might be difficult.
To those who mock her for her appearance: come on, have a little class. Some women have visible Adam's Apples; those women have no control over that aspect of their appearance (short of wearing a turtle neck), and it's sophomoric to insult someone over something like that. Especially since there are billions of things that Coulter has said that deserve ample mockery.
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