even monkeys arent foolish enough to accept evolution instead of a god. if they were designed like us even they would believe in a god. those animals are given so much credit that if one suddenly spoke and said "i believe in Jesus" the evolutionary theory would go right down the tubes
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If a chimp suddenly spoke and said "i believe in Jesus", people would be checking if the chimp had a voice recorder stuck up his ass, no doubt put there by a lying christian.
If an animal said that, and there was no trick, I think the consequences would be even more dire for AngryNotice's religion. Did that animal manage to sneak a bite from the fruit of the tree knowledge of good and evil?
Monkeys (like most Fundies) aren't intellectually capable of understanding evolution. Perhaps the monkeys will evolve to that capability someday.
Modifying a previous fundy quote that appeared on this site...
funny thing about if,
What an idiot.
I'm actually trying to figure out just how exactly this disproves evolution... by theat one monkey suddenly speaking and believing in Jesus, that would mean that he has (in a too-large-a-scale, obviously) evolved enough to both speak and believe that that's a sky daddy. It doesn't mean he'd be right.
I'm actually trying to figure out just how exactly this disproves evolution... by that one monkey suddenly speaking and believing in Jesus, that would mean that he has (in a too-large-a-scale, obviously) evolved enough to both speak and believe that that's a sky daddy. It doesn't mean he'd be right.
<<even monkeys arent foolish enough to accept evolution instead of a god. >>
if one suddenly spoke and said "i believe in Jesus" the evolutionary theory would go right down the tubes
Yes, it would. But not for the reasons you think.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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